Warped thoughts for Wednesday, July 11, 2007

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Amazing things ~ imagined or real?

An infinite number of monkeys successfully produced all the works of William Shakespeare, as predicted by sheer chance. Immediately they were sued for plagiarism by an equally infinite number of lawyers as predicted by anyone with half a brain. An Oregon man tied not quite an infinite number of helium balloons to a lawn chair and flew 195 miles. The flight ended in misfortune as he attempted to make s’mores with a propane torch. Pop music stars round the world unleashed a barrage of carbon... Sign in to see full entry.

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