Warped thoughts: You’re driving me batty!

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Sunday, March 21, 2004

You’re driving me batty!

Imagine you are Ozzie Osburn. Here are just a few things you might hear in the course of your day. “Hey, just because you’re in a bad mood, that’s no reason to bite my head off!” “What?” “Viagra? I thought you were ‘Iron Man’.” “What did you say?” “So, how are Harriet and the boys?” “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that.” “Are you on dope or something?” “Please, once more, slowly and focus on enunciation.” “Well – that’s fairly rude!” Sign in to see full entry.

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