Warped thoughts for Friday, April 2, 2004

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Friday, April 2, 2004

Challenged Superheroes.

Recognizing that not all super heroes necessarily need to be “Super” this well thought out (well, at least thought out?) piece proposes to right the wrongs wrested on the rest of us by those perfect few, the Super Friends. Here at last are more Superheroes from everyday life. Perhaps the most heart wrenching hero is Short Attention Span Man. He can be identified by the logo on his cape the boldly proclaims Short Atten…….What? This would be righter of wrongs has the best of intentions and the... Sign in to see full entry.

Politically correct Superheroes.

Tired of all the leaping of tall buildings with a single bound? Seen the faster than a speeding bullet routine one too many times? Do you yawn when a man in a cape and tights stops a powerful locomotive dead in its tracks? How are we to have any shred of self esteem when we live in a world full of superheroes that project an image we can never hope to attain? Never fear, the government has seen fit to right the wrongs with a new collection of heroes for “every-person”. So don’t be surprised,... Sign in to see full entry.

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