Warped thoughts for Thursday, March 11, 2004

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Thursday, March 11, 2004

Modern sensibilities in the old days.

Dr. Squint, Medicine Woman. She was the first woman eye-doctor out west and her adventures put a politically correct spin on that era. Dr. Squint asks her new patient, “So, Mr. Wayne, is it true that you are a cow-person?” “Well, missy, I don’t rightly know what yore tryin’ to say here, but if you were a man, I’d be treatin’ you to a little knuckle sandwich.” “Oh, my Mr. Wayne, violence never settled anything, it only begets violence!” “You know sister, yore really hittin’ a raw nerve now. Jist... Sign in to see full entry.

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