Warped thoughts for Monday, March 15, 2004

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Monday, March 15, 2004

That Question?

You know the one, it’s always asked by some reporter that can’t think of anything else to ask. “Mr. Crime Victim, you’ve just come home and discovered your entire family slain brutally. Tell me, how does that make you feel?” Tell me, what do they think the answer will be that we can’t guess already? “WhooHoo, now I can cash in them insurance policies!” or perhaps “Am I on camera? Can I say hi to my Mom? Oh, I forgot, well then hi to my fourth grade teacher, Mrs. Smartypants.” If it were me, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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