Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, July 9, 2015

Red and green parrots

A person buys two parrots, one red and the other green.One day the parrots fly away and sit on a tree.The person asks his neighbour to catch them.The latter returns with the red one only. ''Where is the green one?''asks the chap. ''I have left it because it was not yet ripe'' replied his neighbour Sign in to see full entry.

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Microsoft office

Sardar made an application for a job as computer operator.Being convoked for an interview he was very happy.His first question: ''Do you know how to open the PC?'' ''Yes Sir. Just give me the key I'll do it for you'' he replied Second question: ''Do you know Microsoft Office?'' ''No, I can find it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2015

More valuable than gold

A student who was going to board the train hired the services of a coolie to carry his luggage. Having paid him the coolie asked: ''Why is it so heavy?Is there gold inside?'' '' It contains goods more valuable than gold'' replied the passenger. There was a thief listening to the conversation. He... Sign in to see full entry.

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Skeleton

During a medical exam the examiner put this question to a medical student: 'What is a skeleton?'' ''Sir, a skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it'' ''Then define obesity'' continued the examiner. '' Well obesity is somebody who forgot to diet'' replied the student Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 6, 2015

Lottery ticket

Having bought a lottery ticket for Rs 10, Sardar was lucky enough to have won 10 crores for that.He went to the company to collect his prize.After deducing taxation he got 7 crores.Now Sardar was angry: ''This is cheating.Give me full 10 crores or my RS 10 back'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 3, 2015

Spinach

His father tells Shezad who has only five years: ''You must eat all the spinach to grow strong like your father'' ''I don't want to be strong like you but 'Boss' like mother'' replies Shezad Sign in to see full entry.

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The sinner

The angel of death got instructions from God to kill a person who had committed innumerable sins. While he was sleeping the angel approached him: '' Sleep no more. It's time to depart from this world'' vociferated the angel of death '' Oh! I beg of you.Give me some more time'' pleaded the fellow ''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Confidence

A woman who worked in the circus as trapezist had to perform a very perilous number.As she was not certain to come out alive she asked her best friend: ''Will you look after my two children if I die on duty?'' ''Oh! Sure of course.But what about the millions in your bank account? she questioned Sign in to see full entry.

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Mail or E-mail

A Blondie goes towards her letter box, looks inside and closes the small door and goes in.She comes out a few minutes later, goes again to the letter box and looks inside, closes the little door, then enters in.She repeats this action several times. A neighbour who was looking at the scene asks: ''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Memory card

One day Mrs Becket left the tap open after watering the plants in the garden. Fortunately, her husband noticed it while looking for some vegetables. ''You did not close the tap. So much water has been wasted.The bill will be exorbitant'' growled Mr Becket ''Sorry darling.I forgot it'' explained his... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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