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Thursday, March 27, 2014


'' Doctor'' said a woman whose eyes were drawn due to insomnia'' I can't sleep since you have advised my husband to search slumber by counting the sheep'' '' I don't see any relation with it'' replied the medical officer. '' It's simple. My husband applies this technique ten times during the night.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

My father, the hero

While shuffling the photography album of the family, Bob asked his mother: '' Mother who is this young man with the swimming suit in your company?'' His mother replied in a melancholic way; '' Darling it's twenty years back. He's your father'' '' It's father. But who is this old bald man living with... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Fe- mail

During a seminar organised by the ICTA(Information and Communication Technology Authority) the participants were elaborating on the latest methods of communication. '' Long ago the only method to communicate were letters, telegrams and landlines. Now there has been considerable improvement. We are... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Turtle express

A legislation was passed about playing music in public buses. '' Driver can you stop that deafening music please.? It's piercing my eardrum'' protested one passenger on board Turtle Express. '' Sorry Sir. It's not the music but the sound of the engine'' clarified the driver Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 21, 2014

The writer

A foreign tourist visited a small village of the country and congratulated the president of the village council: '' I can see there is a private school. It's good that it bears the name of the great poet Wordsworth'' '' In fact, it honours the memory of Wordsworth of the country'' answered the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Declared dead

A patient with myocardial infarction was admitted in the ICU.Suddenly, he had a cardiac arrest. The cardiologist was summoned immediately. He tried to resuscitate him: '' Oh God! There is no pulse.'' exclaimed the doctor. After a few minutes the patient was declared dead. Having done the last... Sign in to see full entry.

Father and son

A father and son were discussing about who had the greatest knowledge: '' Bob, don't argue with me. I know better than you'' snarled the father. '' Then why did Edison invent the lamp and not his father?''reasoned Bob Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

The housewife and the houseflies

A housewife enters into the kitchen and looks at her husband who was killing houseflies '' What are you doing? she questioned '' I'm chasing those houseflies'' replied the husband ''And have you killed any of them?'' continued the woman. '' Yes two females up to now'' he answered. ' Intrigued she... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

The excess fine

The postman just delivered a registered letter.On opening it Khalid found that he was fined for an excess speed. '' I warned you not to drive fast. It's a stupid loss of money'' retorted his wife. '' Oh no! You should be proud that our old jalopy can still run at 130 km/hr. This has been confirmed... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 17, 2014

The Pope

In a mental hospital the doctor was examining a patient who was schizophrenic; '' Who are you to day?'' '' God told me that I'm the Pope'' he asserted. A t the same time another patient was passing by: '' It's not true, I've never said anything to him'' Sign in to see full entry.

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