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Thursday, June 5, 2014

The fridge

An Eskimo made up his mind to buy a fridge. He went to town and entered into a shop: '' Yes, Sir may I help you?'' began the shop assistant. '' I want a refrigerator'' he replied. '' But from your clothing I surmise you live in the North Pole. It's not necessary for you'' advised the assistant. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014


A man who hated his wife's cat decided to take it away 20km far by car. He deserted the feline and returned home On reaching home he finds the cat waiting for him near the doorstep. Taking it away again he abandons the animal 40 km away. On arriving home, the cat waited again at the doorstep.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 2, 2014

The strange carriage

Two aspiring engineers designed a system of transport consisting of a vehicle drawn by a bull. Once, they were travelling in the carriage and the mammal met a friend: '' Hey why are pulling that jalopy my friend?'' '' Do you think all the lunatics are in the mental asylum? You are mistaken.Here are... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 1, 2014


During a quiz competition at the school a team got this question: '' Who does the world tour without moving from its corner? After a minutes the gong rang and there was no answer Correct answer: The stamp '' Wow. I pray God to transform me into a stamp'' vociferated a member of the audience Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

The lumberman

A woodcutter went to see a chest physician because of chronic and persistent cough; '' Do you smoke?'' inquired the doctor. '' Yes, Dr but not that much'' answered the logger. '' Smoking combined with dust has infected your chest. You must quit cigarettes'' remarked the physician. After a one month... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Mirror mirror, tell me if I'm the prettiest

A blonde policewoman stops another blonde who was exceeding speed limit in her car: '' Excuse ma'am, may I see your driving license?'' After searching for a long while she questioned: '' What does it look like?'' '' It's a rectangular card with your photo in it'' explained the police officer. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Icy cold.

Two inhabitants of the North and South Poles met during a seminar on climate changes. '' It' so cold in my country that if somebody piddles the urine becomes ice'' began the resident of North Pole. '' It's nothing compared to the South Pole. Over there it's terrible.Before speaking you must heat the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014


The director of a firm who was discontent with the rate of absenteeism in his entreprise convoked the Human Resources Manager: '' What the hell is going on here?'' '' Oh you mean the number of absences. The employees need a brain storming. I suggest that a conference should be held on the topic''... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 26, 2014


An employee asks his boss: '' Boss, may I leave the office earlier to accompany my wife for shopping?'' '' Out of question''vociferated the boss. '' Thank you boss. I knew you would not let me down'' adds the worker. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 24, 2014


A cine goer was conversing with one of his friend about a film which was just released. '' Being a 3D, the film is a flop'' he said. '' I don't agree with you because most of these films are success nowadays'' protested his pal. '' It simply means Disappointment, Disillusion and Desolation''... Sign in to see full entry.

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