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Saturday, July 27, 2013

The Dumb & the Blind

The teacher wanted to test the IQ of Peter. '' A dumb person steps into a shop and buys a cigarette. How will he ask for it?, he questioned. '' It's very simple. He just has to pretend smoking by putting his hand on his mouth and move it forward. The shopkeeper will understand'' Peter replied '' And... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 26, 2013

The obese woman

A fat obese woman was complexed because of her figure. All her friends teased her because of her shape. So, she decided to seek the help of a doctor. '' Doctor, how will I get rid of this obesity which has become my enemy?'' she expressed herself '' The simplest way to treat this is to go on dieting... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Mr Pakone

A French tourist was in Mauritius and was admiring the town hall in Curepipe. He was fascinated by the building and inquired about the owner.'' '' Who is the proprietor of this building?'', he asked a passerby ''Pakone( meaning I don't know), he replied. Now, the tourist moved to Rose- Hill.He was... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

The cat and the rats

The species of rats was in danger because of a naughty cat which killed and ate them. So, the rat community held an urgent meeting in order to resolve the problem. It was decided that a bell will be hanged in the cat's neck as a means of alarm. As soon as they hear the ringing of the bell the rats... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 15, 2013

The Alcoholics

Two alcoholics,Joe and Sam were were discussing about their family and marital problems.Each one was describing how he is treated by his wife when he reaches home drunk. '' Sam, let me tell you how I'm badly treated by my wife when I reach home intoxicated. She forbids me from going inside. most of... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

The litchi

A little boy was passing near a big litchi tree. He saw the beautiful red ripe fruits and this brought water to his mouth. But he thought how will he climb such a huge tree.At the same time he perceived a monkey sitting perched on top of the tree. He wanted intensely interested to taste those little... Sign in to see full entry.

Sugar

A client entered a tea hotel and ordered a nice cup of tea. '' Do you want it with sugar?'' asked the waiter '' Of course'', replied the customer. When the waiter arrived with the tea there was no sugar. '' Where is the sugar?'' the man inquired irritatingly '' I'm sorry Sir. The stock is depleted.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 8, 2013

The singer

A man was singing on the stage in the presence of a crowded audience. Among them there was a crippled person. The singer was performing so badly and the song was so discordant that after a minutes all the listeners went away. Only the handicapped man stayed till the end. After finishing the song the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Ink and blotting paper

Sam returned home from school and looked panicked. His elder brother was in the surrounding. Sam looked pale and upset. '' What's the matter? Why are you looking disturbed? Did the teacher scold you?'' his brother inquired. '' Oh No. I made a big mistake. I swallowed some ink accidentally from the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 5, 2013

The Elephant

A tourist was walking in a village of India.He came across a man sitting beside a dead elephant. The man was crying loudly. '' I can clearly understand that you love the animal dearly. My sympathies to you'' the tourist exclaimed. '' Do you think I feel sorry for the elephant? I' m crying just... Sign in to see full entry.

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