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Thursday, August 13, 2015

Pins and needles

A man was feeling prickling sensation all over his body.He went to see a neurologist.After examining the patient he inquired: ''So, what's exactly your problem?'' ''Dr, I'm having the sensation of pins and needles all over'' ''Oh! that's very unpleasant.The only thing I can do is to refer you to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Second chance

A married woman was beaten several times by her husband and was victim of domestic violence regularly. At the beginning she endured her sufferings silently hoping that sooner or later her husband will mend his bad habits.But finding no light at the end of the tunnel finally she ran away to her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 9, 2015

Driving test

A girl went for a driving test. Her father asked: ''So, how was your test?Did you pass it?''' '' I don't know ''she replied ''But didn't the examiner tell you?'' continued her dad ''Oh no father!.He went directly to the Accident & Emergency Dept'' explained the girl Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 7, 2015

The opposite may be true

Two guys were talking about sleep. ''I sleep only after drinking a cup of coffee'' said the first one ''Oh I see'' replied the other one ''As for me it's just the opposite.I can't drink a cup of coffee when sleeping'' added the second guy. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Centenery

A centenary went to see her doctor and complains of several health problems ''Alas!''said the medical officer,''I can't rejuvenate you!'' ''But I'm not asking for that''..I just want to look pretty even if I'm old because my husband is younger than me'' she pointed out. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Unemployed

During the course of the year, to know the pupils better the teacher asks them questions about their families.It's the turn of Toto: ''What does your father do?'' ''He 's a researcher'' '' Researcher in what?'' continued the teacher ''He's searching for a job'' replied Toto Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 3, 2015

;Professionals

At times we recognise people by their professions.Here I have outlined a few types of professionals and what is their job. Fireman extinguishes all types of fire including women Stationmaster trains the mind Schoolmaster minds the train Doctor interested only to do injections with female patients... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 1, 2015

Marine cameras

Two pleasure craft boats collided at sea injuring many passengers. It was deduced that they were doing excess speed. The Minister of Marine Transport proposed this: ''It's high time to install speed cameras at sea'' ''And we must set up a marine police force as well'' added the Prime Minister Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 27, 2015

Number of leaves

A candidate was selected to fill a post after the interview.Being happy, he accepted the job.But before joining he remembered one thing; ''How many days of leave am I entitled to?'' he asked the employer ''Well, you will be granted 104days of leave called' Saturdays and Sundays'' replied the boss Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 26, 2015

The glass

Paolo was in the bar sipping his beer when he saw a friend entering: ''Hi, my dear how are you?Come sit here. Do you want a drink?'' asked Paolo ''Of course buddy'' replied his friend '' Waiter, bring a glass for my friend'' ordered Paolo After a few minutes the waiter returned with an empty glass.... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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