Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, December 16, 2012

She- dog looking for puppies

Maternal love is an instinctive quality in all creatures. It is of paramount importance for the proper up bringing of a child. Without it there is failure to thrive as far as children are concerned. In fact, the first educator of the kid is his mother. As rightly emphasised by Linda de Souza in her... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

You and I

You and I met for the first time. When everything was sublime. Both of us enjoyed youth in its full bloom We were unaware about the imminent gloom Initially the contacts were limited to friendship Gradually it took the form of a different relationship. Seeds of love paved their way in life.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

lose your life

An eminent professor whose hobby was fishing went on board in the company of a few fishermen. He asked one of the seaman'' Have you heard about oceanography?'' ' 'No'' he replied Professor'' So you have lost one quarter in your life'' The professor then questioned the other chap. '' Do you know what... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Lotto wins at the end.

Lotto game has been introduced in Mauritius since 2009. Many gamblers have been lucky enough to have won astronomical sums after forecasting the exact numbers. However, last year an event occurred in the annals of lotto which will be remembered for ever. It is funny and sad at the same time.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The bolster

A violent hurricane was passing over the island. Water was leaking from the roof of Steve's house everywhere. So, he decided to spend the night at the place of his neighbour Rachel. Hearing someone knocking loudly at the door, she scuttled towards the entrance. To her surprise she found Steve... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 3, 2012

The influences of stress on our daily life

What is stress.? It can be considered as a disequilibrium of the physical, moral and social well being of a person due to a combination of internal and external factors. Owing to the rapid evolution of the world it is assumed to be a modern disease affecting 90% of the inhabitants of the planet. It... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Do You think I am mad Doctor?

The scene is in a mental hospital. The asylum is full and no empty beds are available for admissions. So, the psychiatrist must discharge a patient to accommodate new ones He is in the ward to assess him before he goes home.' ' Good morning Mr Pinto. How are you? I have to do a test before... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

How Mauritius was affected by cyclones during the last 50 years

The latest great cyclone to have visited Mauritius was Hollanda in 1994.A cyclone with wind gusts of more than 200 kms is really anguishing. Accompanied by floods,it causes destruction by strong winds. There is also thunder and lightening. Fifty years back only few persons lived in concrete houses.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

My lovely rabbit

'' I can't hear you well'' shouted the rabbit. God has created millions of animals on earth. It is often assumed that the best friend of man is the dog. Most of these creatures are quite close to man. For others the best animal considered as mate can be a fish, a cat, a bird, a hen, etc.... In a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Food is more important to me than air

An elderly patient was admitted at the hospital suffering from bulimia. His main complaint was that he was suffering from indigestion. Bulimia is anew type of disease whereby the patient eats continuously considering it as a hobby and then binges. Being of short- stature with a moon face, protruding... Sign in to see full entry.

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