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Friday, May 2, 2014

The silicon breast.

A woman who had a silicon breast went shopping: '' Do you have a bra for my silicon breast?'' she asked the seller '' What's your number ma'am?'' questioned the seller. '' Oh I'm sorry. I forgot the number'' mumbled the client '' It's OK. Can you please leave your breast here.? I'll inform you as... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

The widow

A working woman whose husband was unemployed had to incur all the household expenditures at the end of the month. Suddenly her husband died leaviing her alone to look after a child. She wept relentlessly on the day of the funeral. '' Don't cry so much. It's the will of God.'' consoled her friend. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Santa Claus

On the approach of Christmas a lad was very enthusiastic and excited because he was going to receive many gifts. When the particular day arrived he remained awake and waited impatiently for the arrival of Santa Claus. It was almost midnight and Father Christmas has not yet turned up. '' Why hasn't... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Flowers

A young girl complained about her boyfriend to a friend; '' He always offers me withered flowers on our appointments'' ''Of course, we are in Autumn. Why not fix your appointments in Spring? You will obtain fresh flowers'' advised her friend. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Pen...cil

During his first day at school the teacher taught Tanner about writing equipments: '' There is marker to write on the white board, paper and pencil,etc..'' ''' Tanweer,can you tell me another item commonly used in writing?'' asked the teacher. While the pupil was thinking about it, the teacher gave... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Hot coffee

A man entered into a cafeteria and asked: '' Do you have hot coffee?'' '' Yes Sir'' replied the waiter '' Serve it to me cold without ice'' ordered the man. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Free courses

A young medical student applied for a seat within a well known college. He inquired about the fees: '' How much will it cost for the studies?'' '' Well around Rs800000 for the complete course'' answered the rector. '' Do you have any idea about studying for free? What should I do?'' questioned the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

The writer and the publisher

'' I have a good and a bad news for you'' said the publisher '' First tell me the good one''viciferated the writer. ''I have nearly published your book and it will be a best seller''exclaimed the publisher. '' That's superb, and the bad news?'' questioned the writer '' Unfortunately it has been... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Past, Present & Future

The teacher gave a lesson on grammar about the use of verbs. The next day he put a question: '' Brian will you please tell the class how do the verbs change according to the past, present and future?'' '' Excuse me Sir, but I have forgotten'' apologised Brian. '' Come on Brian. I explained it but... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Key holder

During a night patrol a policeman met a guy with bizarre looks.On searching his pockets the officer found a bunch of hundred keys. '' Hey man are you a key holder?Do you use all the keys?''questioned the cop. '' Of course Sir. I try to help my neighbours who have lost their keys when coming home.''... Sign in to see full entry.

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