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Sunday, January 19, 2014

The parrot

A woman wanted to offer her son a parrot as gift. She entered a shop and asked: '' What is the price of the parrots?'' '' 600 Euros madam'' replied the seller '' That's too expensive'' she complained Then she saw another one which was not very beautiful and without feather. '' How much is this one?... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 17, 2014

The inspection

A health inspector thrust into a shop to check expiry dates of products. Suddenly he came across a pack of frozen meat which was expired. Immediately he called the shopkeeper for an explanation. '' OK. Let's make a deal, Sir''proposed the shopkeeper. '' What do you mean?'' asked the inspector. '' As... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

The army

A newly recruited soldier was briefed by his mother concerning the interview before enlistment. '' Charles, when the sergeant asks you about your age say I'm ten years ten years old Sir. And when he wants to know your name reply Charles Sir. When he asks you a question answer Yes Chief'' instructed... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 13, 2014

The mail

Sheila heads towards her letter box, looks inside and closes the small door and returns in. After a few minutes, she is out again to check the letter box and comes back inside. Having repeated this action several times a neighbour who was watching her inquired; '' Surely you must be expecting an... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Much ado about nothing

Two political parties forming part of the government of a country were at loggerheads and there were frictions between the leaders since nearly a year. By the end of the year one of the leaders declared: '' Next year we will place the dot on the 'i' ''. At the very beginning of the following year... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

The fish

Ejaaz was in the garden digging a hole when his neighbour saw him aver the hedge; '' What are you doing here Ejaaz?'' He replied without lifting his head; '' My aquarium fish is dead and i'm burying it'' '' But don't you think it's a big hole for such a small fish?''remarked the neighbour. At that... Sign in to see full entry.

Bad news

A doctor told his patient' '' I've got a bad and a worse news for you'' '' Start by the bad one'' said the patient ' I have got the results of your tests. According to the analysis you have only twenty four hours to live'' announced the doctor. '' 24 HOURS! That's horrible! It's incredible!and you... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The condom

A man went into the chemist's shop and asked the assistant: '' Do you have condoms?'' '' Yes Sir. Which type do you want- plain or flavoured ones?''questioned the assistant '' Which flavour is there?'' inquired the man '' We have only banana flavoured Sir'' replied the assistant. '' It makes no... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The rain

There was a severe drought in the village. It did not rain for several months. There was a hermit who lived in a cave of the locality. It was imperative for him to laugh in order to have rain. Many persons were accustomed to spend the night in the cave whenever it was dark or late to continue the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Ask him

The son of a villager living in a remote Indian area loved a girl from the royal family. He was from Punjab. The emperor was aware about the love affair. He invited the head of the village to come to his place accompanied by the boy's father to discuss about wedding. He welcomed the man from the... Sign in to see full entry.

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