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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Grown ups

One day when her husband returned home from office Rebeca bursting out with joy exclaimed: '' Darling do you know that our children are now grown up?'' '' And how do you know that?'' asked her husband. '' Before going out our daughter applies lipstick whereas our son effaces those marks left by her... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Medical Certificate

The management of an entreprise was reluctant to accept medical certificates from employees who absented themselves from work. The union complained about it to the Ministry of Labour & Industrial Relations. An officer from the ministry was delegated to inquire into the matter: '' I don't understand... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 16, 2014

Australia

During a class of geography the teacher pointed to a continent on the world map. '' Who can tell me which continent is that?'' she asked. After a few minutes of silence Jean- Paul got up and answered: '' Australia'' '' Bravado. And now tell me who discovered Australia?'' continued the teacher.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 13, 2014

White hair

A little girl who was sitting watched her mother washing her hair in the kitchen's sink. Suddenly she noticed that her mom has strand of white hair which contrasted with her deep brown hair. ''Mom why some of your hair is white?'' questioned the girl. '' You see every time you do something wrong and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Underwear

A woman entered into a shop with her underwear falling to her ankles. Every one was flabbergasted.. '' Please have some decency ma'am.How do you dare to come in dressed in this way?''shouted the employee of the claims section. '' In your opinion what do you think I've come to complain of other than... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The playwright

A modern playwright decided to write a modern typically American version of the masterpiece written by Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet. During an interview he was asked: '' And will it bear the same title?'' '' Oh no. I don't want to be sued for plagiarism. I have changed it to Rodeo & Juliet'' he... Sign in to see full entry.

The centenery

A centenary who complained of various health troubles went to see the doctor: '' Alas! I cannot rejuvenate you'' stated the medical officer. '' But'' exclaimed the centenary,'' I'm not asking this... I wish simply to continue growing old'' '' OK. I put you on the waiting list. There are so many... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Welcome feedback

A client entered into a bank for monetary transaction As soon as he was leaving a pretty hostess approached him for feedback; '' Excuse me Sir, how was the welcome?'' '' I'm sorry but without any smile on the faces it was cold'' '' I know it's winter. Unfortunately we don't have a microwave to warm... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

The taxi driver.

An unemployed fellow was looking for a job as driver. He went to the Employment Office where he was offered a job as taxi driver. '' It's the only job as driver for the time being. Do you accept it?'' proposed the employment officer. '' No, I detest people talking behind my back'' protested the job... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 6, 2014

The cruel parrot

The postman who was delivering mails reached in front of a house with this signboard; '' BE CAREFUL. DANGEROUS PARROT'' On peering inside he perceived the animal in its roost.The postman who was a stout guy did not pay any attention to the bird positioned in the perch. Without caring a fig he pushed... Sign in to see full entry.

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