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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

The blond and the accordion

A snowy day, a blond enters a music shop with her head covered with a cap.After much thinking she asks the seller; ''Sir, I need this accordion'' ''Oh! Ma'am are you sure?'' he questioned '' Yeah I'm sure.I would like to buy this accordion'' she insisted. After pondering the seller asks: ''Are you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 29, 2015

Dance to the tunes

A guy was getting married.On the eve his friend proposed: ''Come on let's dance to our satisfaction buddy.As from tomorrow you will dance according to the tunes of your wife'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 28, 2015

The cat and the mouse

Once a cat was walking around when it saw a computer's mouse. Thinking that it was a real one the cat put it in its mouse: ''It's an odd taste.That's a strange mouse''thought the cat Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Peace angel

On Christmas day a cat was sitting near the mouse hole with a gift near it: ''This is for you( showing the gift).I want to make peace to day'' voiced the cat ''Are you the peace angel?'' cried the mouse? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

The alarm

A guy is waken up by an alarm in the street at 3 am. He goes to see through the window in the dark and finds a fellow trying to enter the BMW of his neighbour. Immediately, he goes into his garage and grabs a wheel remover and rushes in the street.He manages to catch the thief. The thief taken by... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 24, 2015

I want two chocolates

''Mom, give me a chocolate'' cried little Amy. '' Well let me see if I've one in my bag'' added his mother. ''But I need two mother'' specified Amy ''Ok. take this bar and eat it in the front of the mirror'' she advised ''Why'' asked Amy ''You will get the impression of eating two'' answered mom. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 21, 2015

Three clients

A catholic, a protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were discussing during a dinner: ''I have a great fortune and I will buy the Citibank!''said the catholic The protestant continued:''I'm very rich and I will buy the General Motors'' ''Im a fabulously wealthy prince...I'll buy Microsoft!'' Then all of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 20, 2015

Advance payment

A patient suffering from Alzheimer goes to see the psychiatrist.After waiting long it's finally her turn: ''Dr, Dr, I'm having loss of memory, what should I do?'' ''Well, I'm giving you an appointment in two weeks but you must pay me in advance'' replied the doctor. ''But what happens if I'm dead''... Sign in to see full entry.

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A dream

A lover who was trying to woo a girl affirmed: ''You know I saw you in my dream yesterday'' ''Please tell it to me in details'' requested the girl '' Well, I was resting in a bird's nest and you were nearby'' narrated the lover '' Such a big fellow like you in a nest? I think the cowshed is more... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Black & white

A little girl who attends a wedding for the first time asks her mother: ''Mom, mom why is the bride dressed completely in white?'' ''Well, it means that she is happy, it's a colour symbolising happiness to say that her love is eternal'' explained her mom. ''Alright. But why is the man dressed... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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