Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Goal!

During a football match one team scored a goal.The captain of the other team was furious: ''Why didn't you stop that bloody ball?'' he reproached his goalkeeper ''Well, it's not my job. There is the net for that'' intoned the goalkeeper Sign in to see full entry.

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The handbag

This is a true event which occurrew to me when I was still young. As I was going to Port-Louis I acceded towards the bus station to catch The Express bus.While waiting patiently for the driver to start the engine sounds of high heeled shoes were audible outside. As the bus was about to move a young... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 26, 2015

The ducks

Tow ducks are swimming in a pond.the first web-footed cries:quack quack The second one replies him: ''It's crazy.I was going to say exactly the same thing'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 25, 2015

Who will pay the bill?

Two friends, Arvind and Rayhan went frequently to the restaurant for dinner. But as fas as payment of bills are concerned Arvind never paid pretexting that he always forgot his purse at home. One day his friend made a plan to teach him a lesson.On reaching the restaurant Rayhan ordered the food:... Sign in to see full entry.

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The belt

A passenger who was traveling by air for the first time did not know how to fasten his belt. He called for help. ''Yes Sir. may I help you'' asked a hostess '' Can you please show me how to fasten this belt? he replied On reaching his destination he was getting off the plane, he returned back to his... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Mad world

A psychiatric patient was released for a few days from the hospital. On his return he was examined by the doctor; ''So, how was your leave my dear?'' '' I've been home for only a few days. I must admit that there are more mad people outside the hospital'' exclaimed the patient. '' What makes you say... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 22, 2015

Two pairs of eyes

One morning Stellio woke up late and was in a hurry to go to work.He was upset. ''Mary did you see the car keys?'' he asked his wife '' No darling. Where did you put them?'' she replied. ''I don't know'' he said After a few minutes' search Mary found the keys on the bed table in front of her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 21, 2015

The tap

A traveller who was very thirsty found a tap in the locality.He stopped to drink some water ''Don't turn its head'' advised a villager ''Why?'' questioned the traveller ''Because it will start crying'' replied the villager Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 18, 2015

Baby and the floating duck

While travelling in a boat through the river a passeng'ser attention was attracted by something fantastic. A cameraman was taking the shot of a baby seated on a floating duck: '' Hey look at that. isn't it dangerous?he asked the driver ''Well, it 's very common here'' he replied ''But who is looking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

overeducated

''I've decided to stop going to school'' announced Bill to his mother. ''In what honour?'' questioned his mom ''I learn from the TV news that in Italy a guy who knew too much has been killed'' explained Bill Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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