Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, July 23, 2015

Circulate

A fat woman was invited to dance by a stranger in a party.Suddenly she farted.Feeling embarrassed she tells her partner: ''Excuse me it went out.I hope it will remain between us'' ''Oh no! I hope it will circulate'' chuckled the young man Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Chairman/ chairwoman

During a quiz competition Tom got this question: ''What' s the difference between a chairman and chairwoman?'' ''Basically there's no difference because both put their ass on the chair'' replied Tom '' But how will the chair know if it's a man or woman?'' continued the organiser ''Well it depends on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Verb to eat

The mistress asks George: Come on recite the verb to eat in the first singular person at different tenses. ''I am eating.. I ate... I had eaten. I'm no longer hungry'' recited George. '' You have eaten all the food. Nothing left for lunch'' reminded the mistress. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 19, 2015

Traffic jam

Due to continuous traffic jam in the country the government decided to carry out a feasibility report about the road problem.After a few months the report was ready. It was in depth analysis with the impacts on economic costs, health and environmental pollution. But the most interesting... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 17, 2015

Words

It is reckoned that a man says 5000 words daily and the woman pronounces 7000...But the problem is when I'm back home from work,I've finished my 5000 words but my wife has not yet started her 7000 Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 16, 2015

The lion's share

Two burglars barged into a bank for a hold up.They succeeded to loot all the money. ''Come on let's share the fortune before the police arrests us'' one robber proposed '' Wait a minute,I'm the boss. I must have the lion's share'' retorted the other one '' If you want that what will the lion get?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Stages of anger

A psychology teacher begins his course: ''Today we are going to study the different stages of anger'' He asks for a phone in the hall and dialing a random number asks: ''Good morning Ma'am.May I speak to Jack please?'' ''You are mistaken.It's not his number'' was the reply. The teacher turns himself... Sign in to see full entry.

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The final examination

Sardar sits for the final examination which consists of yes/no questions.Staring at the question paper for five minutes in a fit of inspiration he takes out his purse, removes a coin and starts tossing it. He thought of marking the answer sheet, Yes for head and no for tail. But to his surprise he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 13, 2015

Beef or fish

One day Bob's mother prepared beef steak. '' So, Bob if you eat beef you will be as strong as a bull'' proposed his mom. '' Mom you have fooled me about fish but still I can' t swim '' giggled Bob Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 12, 2015

The tooth

Jessica was suffering from toothache. She went to the dentist.On returning home her mother asks her: '' Is your tooth still aching?'' ''I've left it at the dentist''replied Jessica ''Don't worry.He will return it after a rebuild'' chuckled her mother Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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