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Sunday, September 15, 2013

The appointment

Two friends, Mark and Tony were very fond of the company of females. Whenever they went on dates each one narrated the events. Mark who squandered money on the girls had lot of fun with them. He told his friend how he spent lavishly for this purpose. '' Hey Tony. I don't mind spending dollars with... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 13, 2013

The menu

A young couple, Adnan and Nawsheen were just married. Having followed a course in cookery, the wife was an expert in cooking. Everyday she prepared delicious dishes for Adnan. She tried a variety of menus for her husband. One day she had no idea what to prepare for dinner. '' Darling what would you... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Big Small

A young couple was just married and went on honeymoon. The woman was scared to have sexual intercourse because she was naive in that field. '' Darling, I'm afraid of this fucking business. Does it hurt a lot?'' she inquired. '' Don't bother yourself. Man has two penis, one is big and the other one... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

The swimming pool

An opulent person lived in an underdeveloped village. With the objective to improve the life of the villagers the village council took a resolution to construct a swimming pool. The dwellers decided to raise funds from contribution among the locality people. Immediately they thought to seek... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 9, 2013

The teacher and the pupil

A dull pupil accidentally grouped among the elite failed all the examinations. While all his friends were promoted in higher classes he remained in the same one for several years. One day the teacher entered in. '' Don't you feel awkward?. All your friends have succeeded in their exams and are going... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 6, 2013

The Mauritian Economy

During a press conference the Prime Minister was describing how Mauritius moved from recession to a period of boom '' In the 1970's the country was on the verge of a precipice and we made a step forward'' explained the Prime Minister. After the conference his adviser reviewed him: '' It seems that... Sign in to see full entry.

Two Zeros

Irfan rushed home after work to watch the derby Liverpool v/s Manchester United. Being on duty he missed the first part. As soon as he reached home he asked his brother Imran about the result of the match. '' Hey bro.. what's the score?'' he inquired. '' Two zeros'' replied his brother. '' I've won... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

The Birthday Cake.

Tina's birthday was approaching very quickly. All preparations were made for a grandiose celebration. A big delicious cake was ordered on this auspicious occasion. Many guests were invited to attend the party. The birthday cake was put in a plate. Guests began to arrive. Flies started to invade the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Precaution& Careless

Two tramps, Precaution and Careless were drunk and roaming on the street at night.They started arguing about where to rest. Precaution;'' I don;t want to die. So, I will sleep on the pavement.'' Careless:''I don't care the least. What's the use of living?. I''ll sleep on the middle of the road.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 2, 2013

The whistle

A little girl was standing in the courtyard and suddenly a small boy appeared in front of her. He unfastened his zip and piddled on the spot. The girl saw his penis and inquired: '' What is that?'' '' This is my whistle'' explained the tot. '' Whistle? Oh! Now I remember. That is why the other day... Sign in to see full entry.

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