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Sunday, April 6, 2014

Solidarity

The new psychology teacher wants to inculcate some notions about the subject to her students. She addresses herself to the class: '' The pupil who feels that he gets the impression of being stupid please stand up'' After fifteen seconds Alan stands up unwillingly. '' So,Alan so you think of being... Sign in to see full entry.

The contraceptive

A woman who just married was looking for an efficient method of contraception. One of her friends proposed: '' I suggest that you should start taking contraceptive pills'' '' You know I am reluctant to try it because of its multiple side effects'' remarked the woman. '' But what will you do with... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

The meteo

The meteorological station has just announced that the country will be invaded by flash floods. The population was panicked and immediately completed all the necessary precautions. A dealer in rain wear was overjoyed. '' Instead of worrying why are you so elated?'' questioned his wife. '' Just... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 4, 2014

The best moments

During the Sunday mass a priest was putting emphasis on the value of women in life: '' I have spent the best moments of my life in the hands of a woman'' Immediately, there was an uproar among the listeners. '' But Father, you are supposed to set good examples to your followers'' retorted one member... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Fish

A tourist went on holidays to Maldives Island. On returning back to his country his friend asked him: '' So how was your trip to the island? What's interesting there?'' '' It was really superb. I went to visit a lake. It's crammed with many varieties of fish It's so innumerable that you must remove... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

The English lesson

During the English class the teacher asked the pupils to write an essay with the words Green, Yellow and Pink. The following day he questions them by starting with our friend Tom '' Bill can you read your composition to the class please'' Bill; '' Yesterday the phone rang:'' Green Green'' I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Candy stick

A couple was having intercourse during the night. The child was sleeping in the adjacent room.Just when they were at the peak suddenly the child woke up and shouted: '' Mom, come to sleep near me'' '' I''ll come in few minutes'' replied Mom '' Please come immediately mom'' groaned the child '' Go to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Yes my darling

The director of an enterprise was planning to go on holidays. But due to to unforeseen circumstances he had no other alternative than to postpone it. His wife phoned him several times to confirm about it. He told one of his employee to impersonate him. '' But what should I tell her Sir?'' the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

NO17

A holiday maker phoned the hotel and ordered to reserve a room for his holidays in Paris '' Which room would you like Sir?'' inquired the receptionist. '' First of all tell me which rooms are available'' '' We have rooms No 71 and 17. Room N017 costs more as it offers a splendid view of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Why waste water?

In an alcoholic ward a patient was wearing a T-shirt with this inscription: ' Save water drink beer'' The psychiatrist came in and questioned him: '' Why do you drink alcohol?'' '' To save water doctor'' he answered '' Oh! That's the reason for wearing that shirt. You are campaigning to prevent... Sign in to see full entry.

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