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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Candles

While celebrating his mother's birthday, Brad noticed so many candles on the cake ''Father why so many candles have been lit on the birthday cake?'' he questioned. '' Because the older we become the lesser we see'' replied his father. '' Oh I see. That's why you have given her a pair of glasses as... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

A man in water

Three madmen are in a boat.The first one is called'' Mad'', the second one'' Nobody'' and the third one '' Nothing'' Nobody fell in the sea.Nothing tells Mad to call for assistance. Grabbing his cell phone he calls the firefighters. When they reply back Mad explains to them: '' Good morning I'm Mad,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Cows & whales

Jawed returned home after spending holidays in Wales. His brother asked him: '' How was your sojourn in Wales bro?'' '' It was alright except for one thing'' Jawed explained. '' What was it?'' inquired the brother. '' Once I halted on a narrow road in the countryside when a herd of cows was passing... Sign in to see full entry.

The barrier

Two lunatics make a plan to escape from the psychiatric hospital. '' If the barrier is too high we will pass below it and if it is too low we will run away by going above it'' proposed the first one. He told his inmate to check the barrier. The second patient returned and reported: '' We can't go.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 28, 2014

The Devil

A man returned home earlier than usual from office. '' Why are you early to day?'' questioned his wife '' I had a squabble with my boss. He told me to go to the devil. So, I came to see you'' explained the employee. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The chain smoker

A man who smokes continuously innumerable cigarettes has chest infection. He goes to the doctor; '' It's high time for you to cease smoking with this severe bronchitis''warned the doctor '' What should I do Dr? It's my only pleasure in life''replied the patient. '' Oh I see!'' said the medical... Sign in to see full entry.

Mission sun

President Chirac makes an appeal to his homologue Clinton: '' You Americans have landed on the moon,the Russians have reached The Mir.. Station and we the French we will land on the sun. '' Oh! you will be roasted'' exclaimed Mr Clinton '' Don,t worry. We' ll be going at night'' vociferated Mr... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Oblivion

A man who was being sued in court for larceny met his lawyer. '' You have to attend court to- morrow concerning your case. Do you remember what to to tell the magistrate over there?'' asked the lawyer. '' It happened so long before. Besides, I'm having frequent oblivions'' replied the client. '' In... Sign in to see full entry.

The baby

A little boy asked the pregnant woman; '' What is there in your belly?'' ''My babe'' replied the woman '' Do you love your baby?'' continued the lad '' Oh, yes. I love him dearly'' said the woman '' Then why did you eat him?'' remarked the boy. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

The killer

A professional killer was hired to shoot the Prime Minister. The police nabbed him and he was sent to jail. After announcing the sentence the judge proposed: '' Your punishment is that you risk twenty years' imprisonment for having shot at the honorable Prime Minister. I'm increasing the sentence to... Sign in to see full entry.

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