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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Catalogue

During a conference on speech delivery the presenter asked these questions: '' How do you call it when a person is communicating with himself?'' '' A monologue'' answered a member of the audience '' And when two persons are talking?'' '' A dialogue'' replied another chap. '' For three persons... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 14, 2014

The kangaroo

A small kangaroo which was in the pocket of his mother asked: '' Mom, why God has not equipped this pocket with a zip fastener? We could close it during rainy days.'' '' Oh No darling.How would you see if a female kangaroo blinked at you?'' answered the mother Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Heaven and hell

As he had to go to the last floor in a multi-storeyed building Jack took the lift to go up. There were a few persons who were also using the lift. Since he was in a hurry, every now and then Jack pressed the button. On seeing this one user asked: '' Excuse me Sir. Where are you going?'' Being... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

While waiting for Godo

A country was being ruled by a coalition government consisting of three parties. The Prime Minister went abroad on mission. During his absence a political scandal was disclosed which shook the government involving one of the party. Now the leader who was also the Vice Prime Minister was at sixes and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

The research

A new teacher has joined the class. As he wanted to have better information about the pupils he inquired about the father's profession. Now it was the turn of Harman. '' What does your father do?'' questioned the teacher '' He does research'' replied Harman '' And what is he searching exactly?''... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Birthday gift

Theo's wife was going to celebrate her thirties anniversary. Her husband asked her: '' Darling what would you like for your birthday?'' '' My only wish is that I could go back to eighteen years'' pointed out the wife. '' You know that's impossible. Where will I get a clock for you which runs on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Solidarity

The new psychology teacher wants to inculcate some notions about the subject to her students. She addresses herself to the class: '' The pupil who feels that he gets the impression of being stupid please stand up'' After fifteen seconds Alan stands up unwillingly. '' So,Alan so you think of being... Sign in to see full entry.

The contraceptive

A woman who just married was looking for an efficient method of contraception. One of her friends proposed: '' I suggest that you should start taking contraceptive pills'' '' You know I am reluctant to try it because of its multiple side effects'' remarked the woman. '' But what will you do with... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

The meteo

The meteorological station has just announced that the country will be invaded by flash floods. The population was panicked and immediately completed all the necessary precautions. A dealer in rain wear was overjoyed. '' Instead of worrying why are you so elated?'' questioned his wife. '' Just... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 4, 2014

The best moments

During the Sunday mass a priest was putting emphasis on the value of women in life: '' I have spent the best moments of my life in the hands of a woman'' Immediately, there was an uproar among the listeners. '' But Father, you are supposed to set good examples to your followers'' retorted one member... Sign in to see full entry.

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