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Saturday, October 26, 2013

Drive like hell

A driver who was accustomed to drive his car very fast never paid any attention to the advice given by the police authorities. But he was a good person in life.. One day he found a sign post warning drivers about excess speed which read as follows: 'Drive like hell and you'll be there'. However, he... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Always an excuse

Sandy, a student was late for school. On arrival the teacher wanted to know the reason for his lateness. '' Hey Sandy. Why are you late?'' questioned the teacher. Sandy:''While walking down on the road, I saw a signpost'Go slow. Road works ahead' So, I started to walk slowly.'' The second day Sandy... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Starter & Lamp

Two tenants lived in a shared room and became good friends by living harmoniously. However, one day they had a squabble and were at loggerheads with each other. Their beds were separated with a curtain in the middle. On one side there was the starter and on the one was found the lamp. The first one... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Posthumous death punishment

A convict, condemned by the court for drug trafficking was inflicted death punishment. Decision was taken to hang him. After the sentence, the corpse was handed over to the family for burial. To their utmost surprise they found him still breathing. Now they started to discuss whether to save his... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Stepney

Jack and Jill. two ancient friends met after a long era. They began to chat. '' Hi, buddy how are you? Still bachelor? inquired Jack. '' No my dear. We are on the same boat. I'm married and have a cute little boy.'' Jill answered. '' And do you have any stepney?'' questioned Jill. '' Stepney? But I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 18, 2013

The fire extinguisher

On entering into a wedding party where many guests were assembled, a chap suddenly noticed that the building was on fire. '' Fire Fire'' he shrieked. All the persons were panic stricken and scuttled towards the exit door. But one fellow remained still and did not budge at all. '' Excuse me Sir, are... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Trumpet

A widower whose wife was dead since a long period liked to play the trumpet as his pastime, He had two daughters whom he liked very much. A male servant Bansi worked at his place, doing the household chores. Feeling concerned about their father's future, the daughters wanted him to remarry in order... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Room NO17

A customer who had a squint booked a hotel for holidays abroad. On reaching the destination the waiter gave him the keys and informed him that he would stay in Room NO17. Going upstairs accompanied by the assistant he came near his room. After having glanced at the door he was scared as he saw'... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The mathematics class.

Terry was in the class where the teacher was explaining about weight and measures. At the end he put a question to Terry '' Which is heavier- a pound of lead or pound of cotton wool'' he questioned. After thinking for a few minutes, Terry answered; '' Of course the lead is heavier'Sir'' '' Terry,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 7, 2013

The man, his son and the ass

A man together with his son and accompanied by an ass were passing through a village. The father made the son sit on the donkey while he walked alongside. On seeing this, an inhabitant pointed out; '' Hey, look at this lad. He does not pity his father at all. Sitting comfortably on the back of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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