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Friday, September 11, 2015

A bold driver

Two cars collided with one another on the road.One of them was a brand new one: ''Hey you, if you don't know driving buy an ox -cart'' yelled the driver of the new car The other driver was furious.Immediately he jumped in the other car and bumped against the walls many times thereby crashing it... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Silencer

A beautiful blond who is in her car lowers her window smiling with a guy: Looking at her, he does the same thinking that she will give him her phone number.. ''I''ll give you a silencer instead of my phone number'' she said '' But why?My car's silencer is good.'' pointed out the guy '' Because you... Sign in to see full entry.

A coloured ant

A black ant tells a red ant: ''Is it a sunburn?'' '' And what about you?Were you suntanning near the Equator?'' Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

The jinn

A French, a Japanese and Belgian discover a jinn.It tells them:' ''Throw anything in the ocean.If I find it you are a dead man'' The Frenchman throws a tooth brush in the bay of Fort-de-France, the jinn finds it and the French dies soon. The Japanese throws a nail in the bay of Tokyo which is found... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 7, 2015

IPaid

''What gifts did you buy for your children for their birthday?'' asked Fadil to his friend '' Well,I've got two sons and one daughter.I offered them an IPhone, an IPad and an IPod respectively'' replied the friend. ''And what did you get in return?'' continued Fadil ''IPaid'' he muttered Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Positive

The father of a young girl selected a dashing boy for her. But she refused to marry him. ''But why on earth don't you like him?'' he asked ''Dad, this guy has all negative qualities in him.He's a drunkard, a liar and a gambler'' she clarified. 'No, there is positive as well'' added the boy ''What's... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Successful man and woman

A successful man is he who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is she who can find such a man Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Natural sciences

The teacher puts a question to Dick: ''Dick, can you give me the name of a mammal without teeth?'' ''Wel..M grandmother?'' replied Dick Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

About wives

Once, two guys were talking: ''My wife is an angel!'' affirmed the first one ''You are lucky.And mine is still alive and I'm in hell with her'' remarked the other guy. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

The promise

On the day of school resumption a child reaches school in tears. ''What's wrong darling?''inquired the mistress ''This morning mom went to drown the three kitten who were just born'' '' Yes, of course it's sad. But you should not cry for this reason'' reassured the mistress '' But yes, mother had... Sign in to see full entry.

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