Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, September 28, 2015

Listen well

Prof:''Mamadou how many letters are there in the alphabet?'' Mamadou''Sorry, I didn't hear you'' The prof:''You should have listened'' ''Mamadou''Silly bitch'' The prof:''I beg your pardon'' Mamadou;''You must listen'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 26, 2015

Barking dogs don't bite

Hans was walking along the road when suddenly he was bitten by a dog. He went to report the matter to the police station: ''Do you know which dog was it?''asked the policeman ''Yes, it was that of my neighbour's''replied Hans ''Did it bark before biting you?'' continued the officer. ''No, but why do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Bad report

Brenda returned home from school with her exams report.After reading it her father exclaimed: '' Brenda you have failed in many subjects.Look at the score. I'm not satisfied at all with this report which means you won't be promoted in the next class'' ''But father what about you? You also won't be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The ventriloquist

During an show, the ventriloquist tells his puppet: ''I hope you have a good story to tell us'' ''Yeah, it's the story of a blonde'' it says Suddenly a blonde stands up in the hall crying: ''Again blonde jokes, can't you stop ridiculing us?'' ''Excuse me madam, it's just for fun'' replies the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 18, 2015

A n anti elephant product

In the middle of Paris a lunatic sprays a product like a bomb A passerby asks him: ''What are you doing here? ''I've just invented an anti-elephant product''he replied ''But there's no elephant here'' retorted the passerby. ''So, don't you think my product is efficacious?'' he questioned Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 17, 2015

like father like son

Father is angry: ''No, but have you seen your report?It's lamentable.I would like to know if your pal James can enter his house with 0 and 5 in his report book...'' ''No, but his parents are intelligent''replied Ben Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Backrest

During his ward round the doctor saw a patient sitting in an inclined position.He ordered to keep him straight.A nurse who heard it sat behind the patient holding him in the right position.After some while the ward manager saw the nurse: ''What are you doing on the bed of this patient?There are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Protecting the dog

A person was travelling in Africa.Suddenly he saw something strange. A boy was going with his dog which was covered by an umbrella: ''Why is your dog covered?'' he questioned. ''Well Sir, it's too hot here.The poor animal can have sunburn''replied the boy ''But I think you must be more careful it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Bear trap

A rabbit leaps around a hole singing: ''Seven, it's seven.Seven, it's seven.Seven,it's seven' A bear approaches and asks the rabbit: ''But why are you singing this song?'' Then the rabbit pushes it quickly in the hole and starts singing again': ''Eight, it's now eight'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 11, 2015

Go faster

The Prime Minister of the country was eager for economic progress. ''Civil servants must work harder and faster to achieve the economic boom'' he pronounced during his speech. ''We agree with him but we can be fined for excess speed'' reminded the Association of Civil Servants Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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