Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, October 12, 2015

Adjacent room

A family with numerous members booked a hotel for vacation.As most of them were couples the rooms were allocated according to this criteria.Now there was a woman and her boyfriend.She had to sleep in the room of her sister-in-law who had a baby named Luciana: ''Oh!I can't sleep there. Luciana keeps... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 11, 2015

The pen is mightier than the sword

During a aword fencing one of the protagonist's weapon fell off from his hand. A spectatorwho was nearby asked him: ''May I help you?'' ''How?''he questioned ''Take this pen''advised the spectator ''But how will fight with it?''exclaimed the fencer ''Remember,the pen is mightier than the sword''he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 9, 2015

Tattoo

Once Brad saw a bald man whose head was tattooed with the drawing of a couple. ''This fellow must be crazy to have such a drawing'' he remarked to his wife. ''Poor guy.It's the best way to attract others and appear interesting when you are bald''replied his wife Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

How are babies born?

A little girl who was curious to know how babies are born asked: ''Dad please tell me how babies come to the world'' ''I think your mother can explain it better to you'' replied dad ''Yes, once she told me that babies come from the hospital'' continued the girl '' You know your mom is an idiot.She... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Age

Two small children were discussing about their age: ''Tell me how old are you/''asked Tania ''I don't know''replied Sonia ''Well, see in your pants, for me it's written 4 years'' pointed out Tania Sign in to see full entry.

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Driver's job

Sardar had applied for the job of driver in a company.He was convoked for an interview. MD:''Congratulations you have been selected for the driver's job.The starting salary is Rs2000. Sardar'':Oh, thank you.What are the driving and stopping salaries?'' MD:''Well, it depends on how many people you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 4, 2015

New moon

India was planning to send an astronaut to the moon. Sardar was lucky enough to have been selected for the mission.As soon as he entered the rocket, he jumped halfway. ''What's the problem?'' asked the engineer ''How dare you cheat me?Today is new moon day.There will be no moon''he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 3, 2015

Tiagra

A guy who was having erectile dysfunction went to see a sex specialist: ''How many times per week do you have sex?''began the doctor. ''About two or three days'' replied the chap ''Since when are you having this problem?'' questioned the sexologist ''Since a week'' said the patient ''How long are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 1, 2015

Apple sauce

During a mathematics class the teacher puts a question to Bob: ''If I must divide three apples equally what should I do?'' Bob:''Apple sauce Sir'' ''OK.Bring me a jar tomorrow Bob'' said the teacher Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Music and fart.

A blonde narrates to her friend: ''Yesterday, when I was at the bar I realised that I had to fart desperately. As the music was very loud, I synchronised my farts according to the music sound.After two songs I felt better. While finishing my coffee I noticed that everybody was looking at me.Then I... Sign in to see full entry.

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