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Wednesday, October 18, 2017


A patient who was insomniac went to see a doctor; "Good afternoon.How can I help you?" "Dr, I can't sleep at night.In the morning I'm tired and cannot go to work"he explained. 'Don't worry.I'm prescribing some sleeping tablets for you"said the doctor. "Sorry Dr but they are no longer... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Prenup Wedding

During a wedding ceremony the priest asked Robert: "Do you accept Rebeca as your wife?' "Yes father but under protest"he replied. "Why under protest?.Either you accept or not'intoned the priest "Because it's the first and last time I'm getting married" explained Robert Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 16, 2017

Romantic lifting

wifeA patient who was admitted at the hospital for backache was examined by the doctor: "How did you have this pain?' "Dr, I was in such a romantic mood.My wife told me to lift her up"he replied "Is your wife heavier than you?"continued the doctor. "Yes Dr she's twice my weight" replied the guy.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Train trip

Two passengers are going to London by train. The train stops at the station.A fruit seller enters in and they see mangoes for the first time.Both of them buy the fruit.One of them eats the mango while the train is going through the tunnel.The other guy was about to eat when his friend shouted:... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Dead dog

Lucy has a very intelligent and faithful dog.But suddenly it fell ill and died.So, she was sad and crying: "Stop crying Lucy.God has made the animal His companion in heaven"consoled her mother. She stopped crying and replied: "No mom I know it's not in heaven.That's why I'm dejected" "How do you... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Air pollution

While he was controlling the traffic on the road a police officer noticed a car coming emitting much smoke at the back.Immediately he stopped the driver: "Sir, your car is causing air pollution with so much smoke.Have your exhaust pipe repaired or you risk to be fined" "I know Sir.As there are many... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 9, 2017


"Hello police station.i've just crushed a chicken.What should I do"asked the motorcyclist. "So you don't know what do do Roast it and bring it here"said a policeman "Are you sure? And what do I do with the motorbike?"questioned the chap Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 7, 2017

The keys

In the village lived a postman who was married and loved his wife extremely.Unfortunately his wife fell and eventually she died.After the surmise the husband cried a lot.One day he dreamed his wife: "I know you are crying because of me" "It's not the exact reason"said the postman "Then what's... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 6, 2017


A woman tells her husband that she's out for shopping.She buys a lot of articles.On returning home her husband asks: "Darling did you enjoy the shopping?What have you bought?' "Of course sweetheart.Look at all these clothes, perfumes and shoes"she replied "But you said something about shopping.Where... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 5, 2017


Ricardo goes to the florist.Turning around in front of a poster he reads: 'Say it with flowers' "Tell me do you have artificial flowers?"he asked the florist "Yes why?'she questioned "To tell lies" he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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