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Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Indecency

An old couple is watching a film on the TV where there is much indecency: "Nowadays the women accept to appear indecent in films", the wife tells her husband "'You are wrong.It's not indecency.They are poor.They can't buy clothes"', replies the husband Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Money changer

A person having a Rs 1000 note goes to a money changer: "Can you change this into ten Rs100 notes please?" "Sorry you are at the wrong place''", replies the cashier "But there is a signboard 'money changer '' outside", replies the chap "' Here we are interested in only euros and dollars ", specifies... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 4, 2019

Contribution for elections

The leader of a political party contacts the CEO of a private company for money contributions in view of the forthcoming general elections: "Sorry, I can't do anything for your party", affirms the CEO. Dismayed, the leader replies: ''I had much hope on you". "Of course, I can give you my vote.Isn't... Sign in to see full entry.

Contribution for elections

The leader of a political party contacts the CEO of a private company for money contributions in view of the forthcoming general elections: "Sorry, I can't do anything for your party", affirms the CEO. Dismayed, the leader replies: ''I had much hope on you". "Of course, I can give you my vote.Isn't... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Full moon

An Indian astronaut is commissioned to go to the moon by the NASA: "When will the mission starts?'', he asks "It is scheduled for next Monday", replies the boss. "Oh! No I can't go", he answers "What's the problem?", inquires the boss "By the time we reach there the full moon will be over"', he... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Apply apply no reply

A new government is elected after the general elections.A school leaver applies for several jobs in the public sector but doesn't get any reply. "'One day his girlfriend asks him: "Have you got a job? "Noe yet darling.The outgoing government was better-morning apply evening reply-no vacancy'', he... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 28, 2019

First come first served

On the occasion of New Year a retailer offers big discounts on all his articles on a 'first come first served basis'.After a few days all his stock is depleted.A client goes to the shop to buy a computer. ''Sorry all of them have been sold out.Why didn't you come first? ''Last come last served ",... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 24, 2019

Senior Citizens

During a congress the PM announces: 'If the government wins the next election the pensions of the Senior Citizens will in crease by more than 100%"' ''And what about us the junior citizens?",asks a youngster. "Of course you must work to create wealth for the economy.Don't forget that the Seniors... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Rock star

Tired of being on the stage everyday a rock star goes outing in nature with his girlfriend.While walking he feels exhausted and sits down: "Look well where you are sitting", says his girlfriend "On the rock", he replies". "Be careful. There might be a shooting star on the rock'', she points out Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 18, 2019

Joystick

My son was revising computer studies for the exam.I asked him: "'What is a joystick?" "A stick that brings joy to us", he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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