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Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Running nose

A student is absent from school.The next day when he goes back the head teacher asks him: "Why did'nt you come to school yesterday?" "Sorry Sir. I had a running nose", he replies "Did your nose come back?", asks the headteacher "No Sir.The one you see is artificial"', he retorts. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

The oak cock

A lumberjack lost his sex apparatus due to a chainsaw mishap. Now he cannot satisfy his sexual desires and those of his wife as well.After much thoughts he designed an oak cock.But with friction and heat it caught fire and was burnt to ashes..His wife called the Fire Services, After extinguishing... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

4 tea 1 coffee

A family of five persons enter a hotel: "4 tea, 1 coffee'', orders the father. "Please wait a while.It will take time to prepare all these coffees", the waiter announces. After a hour he arrives with forty one cups of coffees." "Hey you idiot. I ordered four tea and one coffee.Now you drink all the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

The Mask Age

A student sitting for the history examination gets this number: Question:After the Stone Age and the Iron Age in which age are we now? Answer:The Mask Age Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Scewdriver

A driver whose car has got a breakdown looks for a srewdriver.Entering a shop he asks: "Do you have screwdrivers?'' "Which type?'', asks the seller "I need one that can drive the screw",he precises "Of course,just like you drive the car", says the seller "Indeed, I'm a driver looking for a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 15, 2020

The mask

During the period of confinement the police catches a robber: "Remove your mask to see your face.'',orders the policeman. "No, I can't", he replies "Why?",asks the cop "Because of corona virus", justfies the robber Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Lockdown

Due to Covid 19 there is complete lock down in almost all countries.The police stops a guy who is roaming on the street: "Hi gentleman,where are you going?'',asks the cop. "Sorry Sir I'm hungry.I am looking for some food", he replies "I understand but if you don't abide by the lock down you will be... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 24, 2020

Zorro

One day Zorro is walking in New York with his mask.He finds everybody wearing a mask: "Why are these people masked?'', he asks a passerby "Covid 19", replies the fellow "I am happy to see so many followers", affirms Zorro Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Computer virus

An individual is having problems with his PC.He takes it to the technician.A few days later the latter contacts him: "Hello Sir.There is a virus in your PC" "What type of virus?",asks the chap "I'm afraid to say it's Corona virus.Please take it back immediately'' "Can't it be repaired?", continues... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Corona virus

A priest is in the church among his parish residents: "'Oh Lord protect us from the corona virus'Keep it kilometers away from us'' "OK Father.But tell God to drive away the virus and leave the corona(crown) with us"',points out a fellow. ''Oh! No my son.What will you do with that?",asks the priest.... Sign in to see full entry.

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