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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Legacy

An old wealthy man with a terminal disease is on the point of dying.His son admits him to the hospital: "'Dr,do you think my father will die soon""he asks "'Why do you want him to die?''aks the doctor "Because he will leave an interesting legacy"replies the son "Well if you include me among the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 17, 2018

Cows'' Day

A milkman delivers milk in a town everyday.One day he is absent.The following day a client asks him: "You did not bring milk yesterday.Were you sick?" ''Don't you know it was Cows'Day yesterday?So, all thecows were celebrating" he replies Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 14, 2018

Golf balls

A company which has discovered a new solution to wash golf balls is launching the product.A saleswoman gives a demonstration to a large audience.After using the solution she points out: "'Now look at the balls.They are as clean as new" Finally she asks the audience: "Who wants to clean their... Sign in to see full entry.

Golf balls

A company which has discovered a new solution to wash golf balls is launching the product.A saleswoman gives a demonstration to a large audience.After using the solution she points out: "'Now look at the balls.They are as clean as new" Finally she asks the audience: "Who wants to clean their... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Armpit

Mr Pitt is admitted at the hospital.The doctor asks him: ''Hi Mr Pitt.How come you are here?" "Dr.There is an abscess under my arm" he replies. ''Oh! It's an axillary abscess.The surgeon will see you first" he points out A few minutes later the surgeon arrives: ''Mr Pitt.We'll have to operate on... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Scandal

A newspaper seller announces the title of a daily paper: 'Scandal Fifty persons have been duped!' A passerby buys the paper.Then the seller says: '51 persons have ben duped' Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 10, 2018

Gilets Jaunes

The French President is invited to a dinner by The Queen at Buckingham Palace: "Sorry ma'am.I can't leave my country because of the problems regarding the 'Gilets Jaunes'( yellow vests) "Don't bother about them.Wear a bullet proof vest and come to the party''she advises Sign in to see full entry.

Gilets Jaunes

The French President is invited to a dinner by The Queen at Buckingham Palace: "Sorry ma'am.I can't leave my country because of the problems regarding the 'Gilets Jaunes'( yellow vests) "Don't bother about them.Wear a bullet proof vest and come to the party''she advises Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Deliver the goods

A company advertises for the post of executive director.A few candidates are shortlisted for an interview: ''I see that you are highly qualified for the position but we need something else''says the manager to a candidate. "Excuse me Sir.But is there any shortcoming?"asks the candidate "We are... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Web

A client hires the services of a cleaning company.On reaching the house the employee asks him: ''So, where shall I start?" "There are webs all over.First of all destroy them"' ordres the client. "OK.Where's your PC?"continues the cleaner "Why do you need that?'' questions the proprietor ''I must... Sign in to see full entry.

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