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Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Car breakdown

A woman reaches home after shopping.Her husband is watching a foot match on the TV: ''Darling ther's a problem with the car.It's no longer starting'' ''A problem? With my car?Is it a breakdown? ''I think there is water in the carburetor'! she replied ''What nonsense?How can there be water in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Yang seT kiang

A couple went canoing in the river Yang Tse Kiang.They were arguing about the pronunciation of the word.As the river was rough the canoe was drifting.They asked the boatman: ''Can you tell us where are we?'' ''On the verge of death'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Double the words

Two old persons are conversing: ''Do you know women pronounce averagely 30000 words daily and men 15000?'' declares the first guy. '' Of course, you must always repeat twice the same thing'' explained the other one. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Letter to God

Two lunatics are discussing in a psychiatric hospital: ''What are you doing?''asked the first one 'I'm writing a letter''replied the other one ''To whom?''the first patient questioned ''To God?''he replied ''And what are you writing?'' asked his inmate ''I am asking Him to lend me His throne so that... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Heart or hands

A gardener tells his boss: ''I assure you Sir that I've performed my duty with all my heart'' ''False!'' exclaimed the boss ''Why/''asked the gardener stupefied' ''Because your hands are dirty''he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Divorce

An old man whose only son is studying in USA phones him and says: ''My son I'm really fed up with all the miseries inflicted by your mother.I can't endure it any more.It's final.We are getting divorced'' His son is overwhelmed:''Please dad don't take any step in hastWait for me..I'm coming home... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Error

During a squabble in a couple the woman was stupid vociferates to her husband: '' Had I known that you are an alcoholic I would have preferred to remain a spinster'' '' You must be grateful to me.Where would you have found a silly man to match with you?''retorted the husband Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

History

During a history class the teacher was talking about Mahe de Labourdonnais, a famous governor. After the lecture the teacher asked a question: ''Is Mahe de Labourdonnais still alive? ''Yes Sir''replied a student ''Where did you find him?''continued the teacher ''Yesterday I went to Port- Louis.He... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Mud bath

A guy who was in his mid forties went to the hospital for a medical check up.The doctor told the patient that he was severely ill and that he would die soon.The chap asks if the medical officer can do something to cure him: ''You just have to take mud baths'' advised the physician ''Will I get well... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Mortuary van

A mortuary van collided against a pedestrian ''Please take me to the hospital immediately i don't want top die.I have a wife and two children'' he insisted ''But we are going to the graveyard'' replied the driver Sign in to see full entry.

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