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Saturday, August 19, 2017

Ball

A person went to watch a football match.On seeing the players running after the ball he vociferated: "Why all of you want only one ball? Next time iI'll bring a ball for everyone ' Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 18, 2017

Zero

A schoolboy reached home and told his father: "Dad the teacher has marked zero in all my subjects" ''You deserve it because you are not laborious"replied his dad "Dad, do you think a hero like me deserves all these zeros?"questioned the boy Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

The shoemaker

A woman whose shoes were torn went to a shoemaker: "Please make an effort to repair these shoes quickly as i need them to morrow" "Don't worry.I'll try my best ma'am'' he reassured She was on the point of leaving when suddenly when something struck her attention: "I think you must start by repairing... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Michael

Michael, a chronic alcoholic had the bad habit of drinking everyday.The pastor who was worried about him once warned him: "Michael if you continue to drink like this you will gradually shrink and become smaller and smaller like a fly" As soon as he reached home he ordered his wife: "Margaret kill... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Crossing the bridge

During a press conference the Prime Minister was talking about strict measures to combat inflation: "Mr the Prime Minister what do you propose to solve the unemployment problem which is going to increase in the forthcoming years?"questioned a journalist. 'We'll cross the bridge when we reach it"she... Sign in to see full entry.

Crossing the bridge

During a pres conference the Prime Minister was talking about strict measures to combat inflation: "Mr the Prime Minister waht do you propose to solve the unemployment problem which is going to increase in the forthcoming years?"questioned a journalist. 'We'll cross the bridge when we reach it"she... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Battery acid

A policeman who was on duty reported to his superior while doing his round he came across a guy drinking battery acid: "What action did you take?"asked the sergeant "I charged him" he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 11, 2017

The rope

Two lunatics are discussing about a rope in the yard: "Keep this rope with you"said the first one. "But what will I do with it?"asked his friend "Whenever you're fed up with life you can use it to hang yourself' he replied "Do you think I'm a fool.What if the rope breaks?.I will fall down and injure... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

School report

A mother asks her son: ''All the other children have got their reports.Show me yours! "I've lent it to a pal to make a copy of it and show it to his mother" said the boy Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

The clock

A lunatic reaches home and the clock bangs thrice.He says: "OK.I know it's one o'clock but it's useles to repeat it three times" Sign in to see full entry.

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