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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

The Nightingale

A bird watcher who likes to admire nightingales at night is disappointed as due to a storm the birds remain in their nests.In the morning when she wakes up her father asks her: "Did you spend a good night my dear?'' "Not really."she answers "Why?Did'nt you sleep'?'' ''No I could not watch the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

The rope

A fat desperate woman who was ditched by her companion was fed up of life.She makes up her mind to commit suicide.But while she hangs herself the rope is not strong enough to bear her weight and breaks.She falls down.She is seen by the psychiatrist: "You must do dieting to reduce your weight so that... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 18, 2019

Night mare

A boy goes to the races'He enjoys seeing the horses speeding.But when he is sleeping at night he dreams that a horse is attacking him.He yells in his sleep.His father rushes in: ''Is there anything wrong my son?" "Dad I saw a horse fighting with me'' he replies "It was not a horse.A night mare"... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 16, 2019

A piar of slippers

When people go to pray at the temple usually they must remove their shoes or slippers.One day a beggar arrives bare feet.As he had walked a long distance his feet are dirty: "Don't enter.You will soil the floor''orders the priest "But I also want to pray"insists the beggar "What will you ask... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 15, 2019


A tourist rents a car for traveling around the country. But after a few days the vehicle is damaged with multiple scratches all over and the body is in a dilapidated state.When he returns the car the director tells him: "I'm forfeiting your deposit.I gave you a car but you are returning a cart"' Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Soft drink

A patient goes to the hospital: "Good morning.May I help you?" asks the nurse "I've got a head injury"he replies "How did it happen?'' continues the nurse "I've been hit hard with a Pepsi can'' he tells her "But how did a soft drink hurt you?"she points out. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 12, 2019


During a conference on water scarcity the representative of the FAO announces: "'It has been predicted that gradually water will become scarce all over the world whereby the population will face severe droughts" "So what measures do you preconise to relieve the world inhabitants?"asks the secretary... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 11, 2019

Winners Supermarket

A consumer goes to a supermarket called Winners and buys an article.On reaching home his wife asks him the price: "Oh darling you've been duped.I've seen that it is cheaper in another shop'' his wife says ''Oh no! We have been losers at Winners"'he exclaims. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 8, 2019


Why elephants don't have computers? Because they are afraid of the mouse. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019


During a conference the organiser strictly appeals to all participants to switch off their mobile phones to avoid any disturbance.But no sooner does the conference begins a ringing tone is audible in the room: ''Who's that?Didn't you switch off your phone?"grumbles the organiser "Sorry Sir but it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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