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Saturday, January 25, 2020

Private visit to the moon.

A multimillionaire gives a press conference: "I decide to go for a private visit to the moon",he announces" "But what prompts you to go there?", asks a reporter "I will invest all my money on the moon", he replies "But what will you get in return?" "A moon girl", he voices out Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Blood group

During the final examination the medical student gets a question: "Why are there different blood groups?" "So that the mosquitoes can taste different types of blood'', she replies ' Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Five credi]ts

In a country it is mandatory to get credits in five subjects for the School Certificate to obtain a job.A candidate without these requirements goes to an interview: "Sorry you are not eligible for the job'',points out the interviewer. ''Why?", asks the interviewer. "You have only three credits", he... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

The Helmet

A patient with suicidal tendencies who is on one to one observation bangs his head against the wall in the cell.The nurse reports it to the psychiatrist: "'Well,I think we must make him wear a helmet", suggests the doctor Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 13, 2020

Ice cream

A guy goes to buy ice cream for his friends.But he takes so long to come back that the ice cream is already melted: "There is no longer ice.It's only cream.We must drink it now'', comments one friend Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 3, 2020

Bar Council

A freshly appointed lawyer asks his friend who likes to drink to accompany him at the Bar Council.As it is the first time he is going there he is very ecstatic about it.After registration they are on the point of leaving when suddenly the friend stops the lawyer: "Wait a minute.We are at the bar and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 27, 2019

Lend me your ears

During a gathering in the era of Julius Ceasar Brutus is delivering a speech: "Friends,Roman, countrymen lend me your ears" ''Why?Don't you have yours?", asks a member of the audience Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 23, 2019

The barking dog

''Sir, do you know the dog keeps barking the whole night?'', a resident tells his neighbour. "I think it's good for you", replies the neighbour "You are so cheeky", remarks the resident "Sure.The dog warns you if there is an intruder around'',points out the neighbour Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Give the devil his due

A fisherman cannot go at sea because of unfavourable weather conditions.He seeks the assistance of the social security: "Here's 2 kg of fish for you.'', says the officer. "What's this? I'm fed up of fish.Can't you give me some money?'', protests the seaman. "Sorry Sir.Our policy is ti give the devil... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 16, 2019


A bachelor who is on a dating site receives an e-mail: 'Review your smart friend Vanessa' But when he opens the mail it is timed out with the message 'Unfortunately your friend Vanessa has expired "Oh! Sorry.My dearest condolences to her family'', he replies back Sign in to see full entry.

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