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Sunday, February 18, 2018

Why giraffes have long necks?

Eileen goes to the zoo with her father for the first time.She finds an animal with a long neck: Eileen: Dad,how do we call this animal?'she questions her father Dad:"It's called the giraffe" Eileen:"But why does it have a long neck?" Dad:"It's a curious mammal.It always looks on the other side of... Sign in to see full entry.

Lions Club

A lion hunter who was reading the newspaper saw an ad about the Lions Club.A few days later he applied for membership in the club.A week later he got an email: "We are pleased to inform you that your membership has been accepted.Please call at the seat of the club for further formalities"... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Whistle blower

While enacting laws to prevent corruption in the country the Minister of Good Governance stipulated the importance of a whistle blower: 'I agree with you.But the government must provide the person a whistle"stressed the leader of the opposition Sign in to see full entry.

Cork remover

In a country where there is heavy traffic jam the Minister of Public Infrastructure preconized certain solutions but they were of no avail.A hawker proposed: "I am giving huge discount on cork removers" "But I don't see how this will help to clear the roads"retorted the minister "As you notice there... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Roadshow

A country which was promoting its tourism abroad undertook an aggressive campaign to organise road shows abroad.The minister was on mission when he was informed by his secretary that the mayor of a famous town refused to give access to the roads: "Oh No!But why must we cancel our roadshows?"asked... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Vegetables market

A woman went to the market to buy vegetables.But due to floods caused by climate changes there was no vegetables at all: "It's distressing.I 've got money but there's no vegetables.What will we consume?"she questioned "I think it's time to eat the money itself"ironized the seller Sign in to see full entry.

Hospitalisation

Yaou must have noticed that I did not post any writing since the past few days.I couldn't because I was admitted at the hospital for a post jogging cardiac attack.But thank God I'm back again.Here's a new joke. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Rose

On the occasion of Valentine's Day a lover offered a rose to his girlfriend Rose: 'Thank you darling.Sometimes I hope my life will really be a bed of roses with you,"said Rose. "Of course sweetheart.However bear in mind there is no Rose without thorn,"he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

Rose

On the occasion of Valentine's Day a lover offered a rose to his girlfriend Rose: 'Thank you darling.Sometimes I hope my life will really be a bed of roses with you,"said Rose. "Of course sweetheart.However bear in mind there is no Rose without thorn,"he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Ghost

A woman who was sleeping near her husband during the day suddenly woke up with a jerk: "What's the matter darling.You nearly jumped out of bed"asked her husband. "I saw a ghost in front of me.Maybe it's a night mare "she explained. "Nightmare during the day?'wondered her husband "I think the ghost... Sign in to see full entry.

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