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Saturday, July 20, 2019

Sweet dreams

"Good night.Sweet dreams",wishes a girl to her boyfriend. The next day she phones him: ''How was your night?Any sweet dream?" "OK.But I can't tell you if the dream was sweet",he replies. "Oh darling.Who will know it then?", questions her girlfriend "I don't because I forgot to taste it", she points... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Underage/Overage

An elderly man having a minor son wants to marry again.Now the son who is enamoured with a girl also wants to wed her.He tells his father about it but the latter does not agree: "My son you are underage", reminds dad "Dad you are overage", counteracts his son Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Why waste water?

A fellow goes to the toilet but does not flush it.Another individual goes in and flushes it after use.On coming out he asks the chap: ''Are you unhygienic?"' "No.Why?'',questions the fellow "Every time you go in it has to be flushed'',intones the man "I know but there is a campaign going on'Why... Sign in to see full entry.

Why waste water?

A fellow goes to the toilet but does not flush it.Another individual goes in and flushes it after use.On coming out he asks the chap: ''Are you unhygienic?"' "No.Why?'',questions the fellow "Every time you go in it has to be flushed'',intones the man "I know but there is a campaign going on'Why... Sign in to see full entry.

Why waste water?

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Friday, July 12, 2019

Drink or drive.Don't do both

An intensive campaign is being launched to avoid road accidents by preventing drivers from drinking alcohol.Notice boards are affixed on every road reading as follows: 'Drink or drive.Don't do both' A driver stops his car to take a few pegs.A policeman approaches him: "Excuse me Sir.Will you please... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Dry bed bath

A student nurse is giving a bath to a bed ridden patient in the ward.But on the trolley there is no bucket of water.The tutor entering the ward questions him: "What are you doing with the patient?'' "I'm giving him a bath Sir", he replies "But where is the water?'', continues the tutor. "As there is... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 8, 2019

Disneyland

A young boy wins a ticket for a visit to Disneyland.He is accompanied by his father for the trip.Having visited the fascinating site the boy is dazzled: ''My son how do you find the village?", asks his father "Dad, I'm enthralled.I feel being on the moon" "But Disneyland is on the land'', dad... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 5, 2019

Moonface

A patient who is on cortisone treatment since a long period starts to have swelling on the face.He goes to see his doctor: ''It's called moon face which is a side effect of the drug'', explains the medical officer. "But it's very clumsy", says the patient. "Yeah but the advantage is that it does not... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 4, 2019

Lifeline

During the competition' Questions for a champion a candidate gets a tough question but has already used his three lifelines: ''All your lifelines are over.Now try to answer on your own", remarks the presenter of the show. "Can I ask you for a deadline?I will carry out a reserach before... Sign in to see full entry.

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