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Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Corona virus

A priest is in the church among his parish residents: "'Oh Lord protect us from the corona virus'Keep it kilometers away from us'' "OK Father.But tell God to drive away the virus and leave the corona(crown) with us"',points out a fellow. ''Oh! No my son.What will you do with that?",asks the priest.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Golden handshake

An officer going to work meets a colleague who extends his hand for handshaking: "Sorry pal.Don't do that",warns the officer. "What's wrong?',asks the colleague "Because I will get a golden handshake'', he affirms "Are you kidding?",questions the guy. "No, it's Covid 19",points out the officer Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Hippocratic Oath

A patient who is being treated by the dermatologist tells the doctor: "Dr,I have been following treatment with you since five years but my skin ailment is not yet cured.Why don't you give a drug to cure it completely?" "Unfortunately it has not yet been discovered.Even if such a medication exists I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 16, 2020

Tighten the belt

Due to the prevalence of corona virus the Prime Minister of a country announces In Parliament: '' It's high time to tighten the belt' "What about those who do not wear belts?", asks an MP "They must tighten their waists'',replies the PM Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 2, 2020

29th February

Jumeira was born on a 29th February. "Just too good'',affirms her husband. "What's so good about it?'',she questions. ''I will save money'', he replies "In what way?", Jumeira continues. "I have to buy a gift only on leap years", brings out her husband Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 20, 2020

British history

During the history class the teacher puts a question to Clyde: ''When was wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana celebrated?" "No idea Sir", he replies "Why?''", asks the teacher "Because I was not invited",says Clyde Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 17, 2020

Love

On the occasion of St Valentine a radio organises a quiz competition for couples: ''Do people rise or fall in love?"asks the animator. "They rise after falling"', replies a woman Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 14, 2020

Bodyguard

A fellow reaches home after work.He finds a man muscularly built in the company of his wife in bed.Stupefied he shouts: "Hey what's that?What is he doing here?'' "I have decided to employ a bodyguard to protect myself against domestic violence"',replies the woman Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Valentine's gift

A lover asks his girlfriend: "What gift do you want for St Valentine?" ''i need something very precious", she replies "Come on tell me'', he continues "Your heart", says the girlfriend "But how will I live without it?"'he questions Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 3, 2020

Cake with candles

As Bob's birthday is forthcoming his mother proposes: "I will prepare a cake with twelve candles for you" "No mom. I want twelve cakes with one candle", requests Bob Sign in to see full entry.

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