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Sunday, June 25, 2017

Road works ahead

A driver was speeding in his car when suddenly he saw this sign on the road: 'Drive slowly road works ahead'. But he continued to drive at the same speed till he was stopped by a cop a few kms ahead: ''Sir, haven't you read the sign about road repairs?'' ''Yes officer, but I see only workers sitting... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 23, 2017

Apole tart

An old man is at his deathbed.His son is sitting beside him.Suddenly he gets a delicious smell of apple tart in his nostrils: ''Will you please bring me a piece?'' he tells his son ''Of course father!'' replies the boy. The son goes to the kitchen but returns empty-handed: ''Mom says that the tart... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

The funeral

An old man's wife died and he organised the funeral.After the burial thunder and lightning was bombarding the graveyard.The priest stared at the widower saying: '' I think God is angry with her.She might be in hell'' ''Well it's her problem'' replied the old man Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Three wishes

The boss of a company went to the restaurant with his two secretaries.While they enjoying lunch a genie appeared and granted then three wishes. ''I want to go visit the eight wonders of the world'' said the first secretary.It was granted ''I want to go shopping in the greatest mall of the world''... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

The hare and the tortoise

All of us must be knowing this story.But this time it has a different ending The hare invited the tortoise for a revenge race Everyone bet on the hare. All animals gathered to see this return match. The cock sang to start the race. The hare was still affected from the loss of the last time.So, this... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Beard competition

A beard competition was organized by the Grow your Beard Society. Many persons stopped shaving their beard to participate in the contest. But the Barbers' Association protested: ''My friends what will happen to our profession if people stopped shaving/''exclaimed the president. '' Don't worry there... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Milkshake

What is the consequence of an earthquake which strikes a cow pasture? Milkshake or cow shake? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

12 inch long nose

During an anatomy class the tutor put a question to the students: ''Have you ever seen a 12 inch long nose?'' ''It must be an elephant'' replied one student ''No, it does not exist because it's a foot'' emphasized the tutor Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 16, 2017

Oblivion

A client went to the supermarket for shopping.Having purchased all the required goods he returned home.But on arrival he realised that the packet of rice was missing. ''I must have forgotten it'' he thought The following day he went again to the shop with his receipt ''Sorry, I forgot my rice bag... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

The zoo

A father took his son to the zoo for the first time.After having visited all the animals snide the boy was fascinated by their world: ''Father can I ask you a question/'' he said ''Of course, my son'' replied dad ''Why are these creatures encaged here?'' continued the lad ''Because they are a united... Sign in to see full entry.

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