Invalid ticket
In the metro the conductor tells a woman: ''Excuse me ma'am your ticket is not valid here.This is a rapid transport'' ''Well, tell the driver to go slowly.I'm not in a hurry''she replied Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Monday, November 2, 2015
Sky falling on the head
Ackmez came home from school terribly upset. ''Why do you look so pale?What's the matter?'' asked his mother ''Mom.The final exams results are out and I have failed.I feel as if the sky has fallen on my head''lamented Ackmez '' I''ll go outside to check'' said his mom. ''Oh!no need to worry because... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 1, 2015
No u-turn
On a rainy day a driver who turned his car near a no u-turn sign was stopped by the police: ''Good morning gentleman.Since you have committed an offence by turning your car at the wrong place you will be fined for that'' ''But where is the U?.I can't find it on the road''protested the driver ''Maybe... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Horse race betting
Before the race a punter saw the horse putting its mouth near the ear of its proprietor: ''Bet on that winning horse'' he told his friend ''But how do you know that it will win the race?''he questioned ''Because I saw it talking with its owner'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
Ecocar
An old jalopy was abandoned in the yard of a resident.It had been there for so long that the vehicle was completely covered with ivy.A car dealer who was interested with it asked: ''Why does the car look green?'' ''Don't worry.It's an ecocar'' explained the owner Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Diamonds
A gang of thieves were running away with stolen diamonds.The police was pursuing them.On coming near a river they threw the treasure into the water which was swallowed by the fish. The head of the gang proposed: ''Let's open a fishing industry to catch the fish who ate the diamonds'' Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Advocate
To assist a criminal before he gets arrested is to be his accomplice Assisting a criminal before he is arrested is to be his lawyer Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, October 26, 2015
The hair
At the restaurant a client calls the boy: ''Tell me, did you do all these drawings on the butter?'' ''Yes Sir'' replied the waiter ''All right.It's beautiful but see there is hair in it''reproached the client ''Oh! you must not be surprised because I drew it with my comb''explained the boy Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, October 25, 2015
The soup
A beggar rings at the door of Bill: ''Do you have something for the poor man?'' ''Yes, would you like the soup of the eve?''asked Bill ''Oh! yes,Oh! yes!'' he shouted. ''Well come back to morrow!''smiled Bill Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, October 23, 2015
Who has never lied?
During a religious congregation the priest asked the audience a question: ''Who has never lied?'' A member of the parish got up and replied: ''The animal'' Now the priest expecting another answer was perplexed. ''How can you say that?''he asked ''Because it can't talk'' replied the chap Sign in to see full entry.