Safety wheel
At a curve of 60 degrees on the right your car runs at 40km/h.Do you know which wheel turns the less slowly? Answer:It's the safety wheel Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
The blonde and the bird
A blonde is walking with her friend.Suddenly the latter tells her: ''Look up. there's a dead bird ''Where?where?''she asks raising her head. ''Well, it just fell on your head'' replied her friend ''Thank God it was not the sky'' sighed the blonde Sign in to see full entry.
The lion
One day a hunter went deep in the forest.Suddenly he saw a lion in front of him. ''Oh God what will I do now'?'' he thought.He knelt down and prayed: ''God save me from this beast'' Immediately, the lion also knelt down and said a prayer: ''Thank you My Lord for this fresh food'' Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, October 19, 2015
Specimen analysis
Dan went to the laboratory and saw a girl crying; Dan:''Why are you crying?'' The girl;'' Because I've come for a blood analysis'' Dan''Is that why you're crying?'' Girl:''My brother told me that the tip of the finger should be cut for the analysis'' Now Peter starts crying. Girl:''Now why do you... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, October 18, 2015
The Guide
During a dinner in a mansion a guest asks another one at the neighbouring table: ''Where are the toilets?'' ''Near the kitchen'' replied the neighbour ''And where's the kitchen?'' questioned the guest ''Near the toilets.And for your information I''m not the guide here'' pointed out the other guest Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, October 16, 2015
White Snow
A couple who was going to get married had to walk over an area covered with snow.Suddenly the bride slipped and fell down.She was enveloped all over with the white snow: ''My beauty, now you can say that you are like White Snow on your wedding day''remarked the bridegroom Sign in to see full entry.
Freelancer
A young fop just met a gorgeous woman.The conversation begins: ''What's your profession?'' started the woman ''I'm a cabaret singer'' replied the woman ''And what about you? Are you a freelancer?'' she continued ''No, I'm just free'' the dandy answered ''Now I understand how you have plenty of time... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Punishment
Tim went to see the mistress: ''Ma'am can you punish someone for something which he has not done?'' ''Absolutely no, why do you ask me that?'' ''Well, I have not done my homework'' answered Tim Sign in to see full entry.
Outside
The sexologist was giving a lecture on the best parts of the woman body.At the end he asked a participant: ''Which part of the woman body do you like the best?'' ''The outside''he replied Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
The cock war
Once there was a political party scission.As its emblem was a cock each antagonist wanted to use it as the symbol of the party.The case was referred to the court for a verdict.During the electoral campaign the leader who won the case stated on TV: ''Those people stole our cock, put it in a basket... Sign in to see full entry.