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Saturday, December 2, 2017

Spice Girl

Having slogged for the whole day Ryan reaches home with the idea of eating a tasty menu.But when his wife served dinner he exclaimed: "Darling the food lacks spice.I can't eat this" "Sorry dear I'm not Spice Girl'' she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 1, 2017


As San's mother decided to prepare a chocolate cake she told him: "San, can you buy a kg of flour from the shop?" Now San did not know what it is.So, he went to the florist: "I want a kg of flower" "Sorry young man we don't sell flour here.Besides, I don't have a weighing scale"replied the florist Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 30, 2017


A minister of finance who was of short stature went to the airport to receive the former president of Uganda,Idi Amin: "Good morning Mr'' he told the president on his arrival "Good morning cm.'' replied the president Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017


In a family there were two sons.The mother told them: "Why do you quarrel for petty things?.You must learn to share between you" One day their father gave them a Rs 100 note.Taking the note the elder brother tore it into two.He gave half of it to the younger one. The father was stunned.He cried:... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017


In a school of law the lecturer asked the student: "How do you call a person who has completed law studies?" "Lawyer.Sir my brother in law has also studied the law.So, he's my brother- in -lawyer" replied the student Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 27, 2017


A woman who was divorced had two children: "Will the social security provide me any financial assistance?"she asked "Of course, your husband will have to give you alimony" "But I don't want alimony I need only money'' she emphasised. Her husband was summoned by the magistrate: "You must give her... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 26, 2017


During a speech on oceanography the oceanographer asked: "What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?' As nobody could answer it he replied" "Nothing it just waved" Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 24, 2017

Better late than never

During a hotel party a guest, being completely drunk was shouting and disturbing other persons.The police was called immediately.But it did not respond promptly and took too much time to arrive.In the meanwhile the trouble maker had escaped. "Where's the drunkard?"asked a cop. "It's now that you are... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 23, 2017


A patient who is having severe pain all over his body goes to the hospital.After having examined him the doctor prescribes an injection.A nurse approached him saying: "There is an injection for you Sir' "Nurse is it painful? Because I've never had an injection''he asked "Why?We women accept... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Vacancy for minister

Having committed a serious offense a minister was forced to resign from his office by the PM.Now another MP was lusting for the post.However to his surprise a new MP was nominated.Frustrated, he threatened to resign from the government.He was convoked by the PM: "Have some patience.Maybe in a week... Sign in to see full entry.

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