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Sunday, June 16, 2019

Blog /block

What is the difference between a blog and a block? In a blog the writer has plenty of things to say whereas if he gets a block he çan't say anything. So, when writting your blog always avoid the block. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 14, 2019

E-waste

The Ministry of Environment launches a campaign to collect E-waste around the country.The citizens just have to put their E- waste at the roadside which will be picked up by lorries.One fellow who did not understand places his garbage near the road.When the waste collector arrives he does not pick... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 13, 2019

Skynews

Two psychiatric patients, Bob and Ted are watching Skynews on the TV at the asylum: "'Ted, why is it called Skynews?", asks Bob "Because it falls from the sky",replies Ted "And how is the news station called?'', continues Bob "'Skyvision'', precises Bob Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

walking stick

A patient having a stroke cannot walk properly.The doctor recommends him to use a walking stick: '' Why should I use it?I need to walk not the stick", he tells the Dr "No, it's not what you think.Both of you must walk together'',clarifies the medical officer Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 11, 2019

The budget

The minister of Finance has just presented the budget for the forthcoming year.The majority of population is happy as it contains measures to sweeten the mouth but very little towards economic development.A journalist questions the leader of the opposition: '''What do you think about the budget?... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 10, 2019

Consent form

A young couple is going to have sexual intercourse for the first time.The girl who is still a virgin comes from an orthodox family and is weighing the pros and cons; "What will I say if my parents ask me?'', she questions "Well,I think you must sign a consent form before having sex", advises the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 8, 2019

hotmail.com

A survey is conducted to know the percentage of subscribers to hotmail.In the questionnaire the participant must indicate if he uses the mail provider and if not to give the reason. A participant who does not like to use hotmail writes: ' I'm afraid to use hotmail because sooner or later it will... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 7, 2019

Time

A passenger coming back to Mauritius from Europe is wearing several watches in both hands.Immediately the customs officer stops him: "Why are your hands drcorated with watches?'' "So that i know the time all around the world;London, Paris, Geneva, Rome, Madrid, New York, Moscow, etc..." he explains... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 6, 2019

Beat about the bush

During an oral examination the tutor puts a difficult question where the candidate is giving approximate answers: ''Don't beat about the bush", vociferates the examiner "Sorry, we are not in the bush but in the exam room",replies the candidate "But if you answer wrongly you'll be surely in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 3, 2019

Honey and moon

An astronaut is getting married: "Where are you going for your honeymoon?'', asks one of his colleagues "'Of course, on the moon'', he replies "'But how will you live there?'', continues his colleague '' With only honey and half moon", the astronaut brings out. Sign in to see full entry.

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