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Friday, February 2, 2018

From Leader to Dealer

The team leader of a health organisation was arrested by the Narcotics Bureau for drug trafficking: "What a contradiction.You are supposed to set good examples.But from leader now you have turned into a dealer"pronounced the public prosecutor. "Yes Sir.What I have achieved as dealer is ten times... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Greek calendar

The Prime minister of a country was invited to attend a conference in the US.A few days before he got a mail informing him that the conference was sent to Greek Kalends: "Oh no! I don't understand who decided to transfer the conference to Greece''wondered the secretary. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Permanent student

The students of a university were happy because they had got their degrees in different subjects.However there was one among them who was a permanent student as he failed all his exams; "All your friends have achieved their degrees.Now you will be left alone"remarked the rector. "No Sir.I'm not... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Woman on fire

A woman who was having an uncontrollable sexual impulsion called the fireman: "Hello, fireman come immediately.I'm burning". Rushing to the woman's place the fireman arrived breathless.He apologised: "Sorry ma'am.I've forgotten my fire extinguisher" "Oh no!.Search well in your zip.Is it screwable?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

Magic wand

After one year Prime ministership the leader of the government was being interviewed about his achievements: "Mr the PM.,you have enumerated certain positive measures taken during the year.But there are so many negative aspects also"pointed out a journalist "I agree with you but I don't have a magic... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 26, 2018

Toilet tax

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Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Rainy day

A lucky player won the jackpot at the lottery: "Do you have any idea what to do with such a fabulous sum?"interviewed a journalist. "I will build a house, buy a car and travel abroad" replied the guy. " Will you spend all the money?" "Of course I will save some for a rainy day'' replied the fellow... Sign in to see full entry.

Metro or ship

A country where the government took the resolution to implement the metro project was invaded by flash floods due to climatic changes.It caused immense accumulation of water on the roads.On seeing this chaotic situation the Minister of Public Infrastructure proposed to the PM: "I think we must... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Major

A Lilliput enters a shop" "A packet of cigarettes please" "Sorry, have you read that sign?We don't sell cigarettes to minors"replied the shopkeeper "Don't go by my size.I'm a major in the army"protested the Lilliput Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 22, 2018

No Gift box please

A man whose daughter was getting married invited one of his friends.On opening the invitation card he read: " Humble Request.No Gift Box Please" He attended the wedding with a microwave beneath his arms.The bride who noticed it exclaimed: "Oh! no.Everybody is seing the gift" "Sorry, I had to bring... Sign in to see full entry.

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