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Sunday, August 13, 2017

Battery acid

A policeman who was on duty reported to his superior while doing his round he came across a guy drinking battery acid: "What action did you take?"asked the sergeant "I charged him" he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 11, 2017

The rope

Two lunatics are discussing about a rope in the yard: "Keep this rope with you"said the first one. "But what will I do with it?"asked his friend "Whenever you're fed up with life you can use it to hang yourself' he replied "Do you think I'm a fool.What if the rope breaks?.I will fall down and injure... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

School report

A mother asks her son: ''All the other children have got their reports.Show me yours! "I've lent it to a pal to make a copy of it and show it to his mother" said the boy Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

The clock

A lunatic reaches home and the clock bangs thrice.He says: "OK.I know it's one o'clock but it's useles to repeat it three times" Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 7, 2017

New clothes

A man went to the seaside with his wife.They saw a notice on the beach: 'BEWARE OF THIEVES'. As he was eager to swim he took off his clothes and jumped into the sea: "Darling don't swim, your clothes can be stolen'' warned his wife "It's been so long that you I've not worn new clothes.Let them get... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 6, 2017

Coins

An man left his car on the beach and went swimming.Before going he left a note: "Don't break the window.Only coins are left" When he returned he was surprised to see his window broken.The thieves left a note: "We need them to play in the casino'' Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Noisy Americans

A Russian mother visits her son in his apartment of New York: "Eric how are your neighbours?'' ''What can I say mom?.These bloody Americans are noisy people.One bangs his head against the door whilst the other screams the whole night" "How can you bear all this?' she asked ''I lie down on my bed... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 4, 2017

fFesh meat

A buyer enters a butchery: "I want a kg of fresh meet" "You may rest assured that our meat is always fresh" replied the butcher. "Are you sure?" asked the client "Of course ma'am" he said The butcher went out and returned after half hour. "But why are you so long?"questioned the impatient woman.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 3, 2017

What's in a name?

Four retired ladies are playing cards.One of them leans over her partner and says: "I know we have been playing bridge togteher since the last ten years but can you tell me your name?" ''How can I tell you when I've forgotten it myself?"she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Run & save

In India people have the bad habit of running after the train when it has started.One day a passenger was running behind the train beckoning the controller to stop: ''Why are you running?" he asked ''Please stop or else I''ll be late"pleaded the passenger. "No it won't stop.Continue to run and... Sign in to see full entry.

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