Food is more important to me than air

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

The church

A newly appointed pastor was posted in a church in a very remote village.As he did not know the way and was lost he decided to ask for help: ''Can you show me the way to the church please?''he asked two drunkards. ''Follow this street and then turn left and then right'' they told him using foul... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Imaginary feelings

A couple goes to see the family doctor.Both are worried about the husband's health. ''Dr, we want to know the truth.What's his problem exactly?''questioned the woman ''Rest assured my dear ma'am.Your husband does not have any disease.He thinks he's ill, that's all! A week later the wife calls the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Cow & Milk

What does a pampered cow give? Spoiled milk Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 9, 2017

Boiling cat

Jenny is sitting with her mother in the corner of the fire near the chimney.Pussy who is sleeping on its cushion starts to snore.Jenny panicked cries: ''Mom, mom the cat is boiling'' ''But where is the kettle?''asked her mother Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

Toothache

The king is suffering from toothache.The dentist tells him '' His Majesty, you must change the crown'' ''Oh! Never'' replies the king Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Psycho path

Which path do crazy people take to go to the mental hospital? The psycho path Sign in to see full entry.

Under 'C'

During an international conference on fishing the organiser put a question to a Minister of Ocean & Fishing: ''Why do all the fish from your country have a bad report?'' ''Because they are under''C'', he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Small or big surprise?

A man enters a shop to buy a pen: '' I want to offer my wife a pen, it's her birthday ''Well, you want to give her a small surprise'' says the seller ''Exactly, a very big surprise, she's expecting a limousine'' Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Sharing

Why don't clams share? Because they are shellfish Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Car breakdown

A woman reaches home after shopping.Her husband is watching a foot match on the TV: ''Darling ther's a problem with the car.It's no longer starting'' ''A problem? With my car?Is it a breakdown? ''I think there is water in the carburetor'! she replied ''What nonsense?How can there be water in the... Sign in to see full entry.

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