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Tuesday, October 24, 2017


On a free Sunday Alex decided to go fishing.As soon as he reached the seaside he threw the rod in water.But after a few hours he was dismayed because he did not catch a single fish.So, he went to the market and bought a kilo of fish and carried it home so that his wife does not mock at him: "It... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 23, 2017

Soccer match

During a soccer match a player pulls out the short of his opponent while dribbling.Furious, the referee immediately shows him the red card. After a few days the player is convoked by a disciplinary committee; "Are you crazy?Why did you commit such a reprehensible act?"asked the president "I was just... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 22, 2017


A woman tells her friend: "I would like to marry an archaelogist' "Oh! I see.But why?"asked her friend "Because the older you grow the more he loves you"she explained Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 21, 2017

The dead do not die

A henpecked husband whose wife died was relieved: "Finally she's out of my life"he told a friend After the burial he was sleeping at night he heard her voice; 'So you're happy.Don't make merry.I'll come back'' "OMG! Turn her into a bait for the fish'' he prayed Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 20, 2017

Wear the herlmet

A few months after sexual intercourse a gild tells her boyfriend: "Do you know I'm pregnant?' "But how did it happen?What will I do with the child?"groaned the guy. "It was bound to happen.You rode the bike without wearing a helmet" she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017


A patient who was insomniac went to see a doctor; "Good afternoon.How can I help you?" "Dr, I can't sleep at night.In the morning I'm tired and cannot go to work"he explained. 'Don't worry.I'm prescribing some sleeping tablets for you"said the doctor. "Sorry Dr but they are no longer... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Prenup Wedding

During a wedding ceremony the priest asked Robert: "Do you accept Rebeca as your wife?' "Yes father but under protest"he replied. "Why under protest?.Either you accept or not'intoned the priest "Because it's the first and last time I'm getting married" explained Robert Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 16, 2017

Romantic lifting

wifeA patient who was admitted at the hospital for backache was examined by the doctor: "How did you have this pain?' "Dr, I was in such a romantic mood.My wife told me to lift her up"he replied "Is your wife heavier than you?"continued the doctor. "Yes Dr she's twice my weight" replied the guy.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Train trip

Two passengers are going to London by train. The train stops at the station.A fruit seller enters in and they see mangoes for the first time.Both of them buy the fruit.One of them eats the mango while the train is going through the tunnel.The other guy was about to eat when his friend shouted:... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Dead dog

Lucy has a very intelligent and faithful dog.But suddenly it fell ill and died.So, she was sad and crying: "Stop crying Lucy.God has made the animal His companion in heaven"consoled her mother. She stopped crying and replied: "No mom I know it's not in heaven.That's why I'm dejected" "How do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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