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Saturday, September 1, 2018

Fuel

During a routine check a policeman stops a car.Seeing the state of the driver he tells him: "Excuse me Sir.It appears that you are under the influence of alcohol.I must do an alcootest with you" After a few minutes the result is positive. "Sorry Sir.I'll have to arrest you"intones the cop. "Sir try... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Question paper

A student goes to take part in the final examination without any revision.As he can't answer the question paper he writes: 'I need notice of the questions' Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

No school

Little Ivan is sleeping soundly when suddenly his mother shouts: ''Wake up my boy.It's time for school" "Oh! mom let me sleep.There's no school today''replies Ivan. "But I just passed by the school.It's still there" retorts his mother. "If there's no school where will I go?" insists the boy Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 27, 2018

Pension card

l A patient who is on his deathbed calls his eldest son: "My son after I die take care of yoiur younger brothers" he affirms "OK dad,But what about your legacy?"asks the son "I'm handing over my pension card to you" replies the moribond Sign in to see full entry.

Pension card

l A patient who is on his deathbed calls his eldest son: "My son after I die take care of yoiur younger brothers" he affirms "OK dad,But what about your legacy?"asks the son "I'm handing over my pension card to you" replies the moribond Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 25, 2018

kiss

Why do girls close their eyes when kissing? So that their partners don't see the dirt in their eyes Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 23, 2018

Smoking is not good for health

In a psychiatric hospital a patient sees a doctor smoking: "Dr, may I have a cigarette please?" "It's not good for health''explains the medical officer "I think the same applies to you doctor'' argues the patient "It is authorised for doctors in order to cure patients"replies the Dr Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

The Utopist

An inhabitant of Ethiopia who is a perfectionist finds fault in everything: "Come on Tony.Be practical.Your place should have been in Utopia"complains his wife. "Do you mean to say tha i tam a Utopian?" he questions "Of course you you have all the features of a Utopist" groaned his wife Sign in to see full entry.

The Utopist

An inhabitant of Ethiopia who is a perfectionist finds fault in everything: "Come on Tony.Be practical.Your place should have been in Utopia"complains his wife. "Do you mean to say tha i tam a Utopian?" he questions "Of course you you have all the features of a Utopist" groaned his wife Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 20, 2018

Watch man

A watchman goes to the police station: "Yes, how may I help you?''asks the police officer "I'm here to report a theft which occurred yesterday while I was on duty" he begins "Ok.At what time exactly did it happen?"inquires the policeman "I don't know as I have no watch" he replies "So you are the... Sign in to see full entry.

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