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Thursday, December 21, 2017

The barber

A tramp went to the barber with long, untidy dishevelled hair: "How much does it cost for a hair cut?" he asked. "W Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Auto stop

A tourist and his girlfriend who lost their way were doing auto stop.The guy stopped every car that was passing by but not a single one slowed down "Just wait and see"suggested the girlfriend. She unbuttoned her blouse and pulled her frock till her thighs: "Lift please''she shouted. Immediately a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 18, 2017

Bike riding lesson

A little boy was learning to ride a bike accompanied by his father.Suddenly he fell off the cycle.The bike was extremely damaged. He started crying: "Don't cry my son.In fact you must fall down to know riding.All of us have gone through this phase'' pointed dad "All right.Will you buy a new bike for... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 17, 2017


Tony was feeling horny.But he could not find a woman to relieve himself. "Drink some honey.You'll feel good"advised his friend Romy ''But I don't have money at all to buy it " he replied "Just too bad that your girlfriend Sonnie has ditched you" remarked Romy Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 16, 2017

No candles

Julian was born at midday.So, the family decided to celebrate his birthday at the exact time. While preparations were being carried out Julian noticed something missing: "Hey dad where are the candles?They are not on the cake.Have you forgotten them?" 'But it is still daylight my son'' replied his... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Mother-in -law

A woman asks the doctor about her mother -in-law Dr I'm begging you don't leave me in worries..Tell me the whole truth!" "Yes but you can be shocked"replied the medical officer" ''It's OK.I want to know!"she continued "Won't you feel discomfortable?questioned the doctor "No" said the daughter-in -... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017


In a country which is preparing to celebrate Christmas and New Year the government announces: "The celebrations may be perturbed due to a shortage of petroleum in the country" After hearing this news a drunkard tells another friend: "I'm not bothered the least.As long as there is alcohol we don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017


A candidate who was participating in a final examination did not have a watch.The invigilator noticed it.He questioned: "Where is your watch?How will you allocate the time for questions?'' "Only the watchman wears a watch.Besides you are the timekeeper'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Free trip

A taxi driver was conveying a passenger to a far destination.Suddenly the car stopped on the road due to a mechanical failure: "Sorry Sir.Can you help by pushing the vehicle to start the engine again?" he asked the client "OK. I can do it provided you don't charge me anything for the trip" he... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 10, 2017


All of us are now busy preparing for Christmas which is at the doorstep.A litle girl sent an e-mail to Santa Claus: "Father Christmas this year I want a specail gift from you.Can you give me a CD ROM please? "Hi, my little darling.I have taken note about your gift.But you must have patience because... Sign in to see full entry.

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