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Monday, July 10, 2017

Tom Cruise

A magazine reporter interviewing an Indian actress: ''What do you think about Tom Cruise?'' ''A great actor with so many success'' replied the actress 'What's the first thing you'll do if you meet him one day?"continued the reporter ''Well my wish is to cruise with Tom Cruise'' she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Door of Sesame

A client was locked from inside his room while staying in a hotel.Immediately he called the receptionist: "Please come and open the door.I'm trapped inside'' he voiced out." "Oh! Just too bad.Cry Sesame open yourself thrice" she advised Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Traffic jam

An employee reached work late: ''Is this the time to come?'' asked the boss "Sorry boss there was traffic jam on the road'' he explained "Traffic jam? What's that?.I've heard of apple jam, guava jam,peach jam, pineapple jam but never heard about traffic jam'' retorted the boss Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

General Knowledge

In the class the teacher puts a question on general knowledge: ''Who invented telephone?'' "It must surely be a mathematician.But I don't remember his name"replied one pupil ''How can you say that?''asked the teacher. ''Sir because there are numbers on it''reasoned the pupil. ' Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

The dentist

A man was suffering from toothache.He went to see his dentist.After examining his mouth the dentist told him: ''Sorry Sir.Your tooth is completely decayed, it can't be treated.It has to be extracted'' ''Ok.Agreed but you must replace it'' said the patient.. Since the dentist was in a hurry he fixed... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 3, 2017

In the street

A man walking along the street asks a woman: "Hvae you seen a police officer?'' ''Why?'' asked the woman ''Because I want to carry your bag'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 30, 2017

At the asylum

A patient is just admitted at the mental asylum.He had hardly been admitted he cries: ''My God, it's a world of madness' ''You are mistaken.It's the garden of Eden.I'm St Peter'' retorted another patient ''Oh! But you look rather like Lucifer'' replied the newly admitted one. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

The poacher

A poacher was caught walking along the beach with two lobsters in his hands by the coast guard.Immediately he stopped him: '' It is not permitted to catch lobsters in this zone'' '' But they are mine Sir.I am taking them for a swim.When I whistle they will come back'' he replied ''OK. put them in... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

RMO/MRO

A foreign patient was sick.He went to the hospital for treatment.Entering the consultation he saw a man with a white apron: ''Are you the doctor?" she asked ''Yes ma'am.I'm a RMO( Registered Medical Officer).How may I help you?"said the doctor ''Dr, I have severe abdominal pain'' she replied ''OK.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Road works ahead

A driver was speeding in his car when suddenly he saw this sign on the road: 'Drive slowly road works ahead'. But he continued to drive at the same speed till he was stopped by a cop a few kms ahead: ''Sir, haven't you read the sign about road repairs?'' ''Yes officer, but I see only workers sitting... Sign in to see full entry.

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