Slip of the pen
The teacher is correcting the homework of Sushila: ''Sushila you have not written the word correct correctly"', points pout the teacher "Sorry ma'am it is a slip of the pen", she replies Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
Monday, September 16, 2019
Regularly Irregular
A worker employed by a company is always late at work.He has been warned several times but he continues with his bad habit.One day the boss calls him: "Sorry gentleman you are being dismissed from your job" ""For which reason?", asks the employee. "You are regularly irregular",justifies the boss Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
Laughing stock
A trader goes to the wholesaler to replenish his stock.On reaching there he finds the guys laughing.Thinking that they are deriding at him he asks: "Am I the laughing stock?" " Obviously no.Because you are out of stock"',reply the guys Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
General Elections
In a country the general elections is approaching quickly but the Prime Minister is adamant to announce the exact date.A political observer asks him: "Mr the PM when do you think it is appropriate to hold the elections?" "Be patient.The government is confident about a victory.Why are the other... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 9, 2019
Dead Sea
A navigator is entrusted with the mission to explore the Dead Sea.After travelling through the oceans finally he reaches there.On arriving he sees the waves splashing all around.He calls the headquarters: ''Ï don't know why it's called the Dead Sea.I find it alive here"' Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, September 4, 2019
Money back guarantee
A company dealing with cleaning products for steering wheels offers money back guarantee to the customer.A client buys the product but is not satisfied with the results: "Is there any problem with the product?'',asks the salesman "Yes, It makes the steering wheel too polished.I lost control over it... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 2, 2019
Pay your bill
A minister goes for dinner in a five star hotel. Afterwards the waiter presents the bill: "Send it to my ministry,The finance officer will settle it'', says the minister But after a week it is still unpaid.The director contacts the minister: "Sir when will you pay your bill?" "Don't worry.I'll talk... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Minister and civil servant
What is the difference between a minister and a civil servant? The minister comes and goes but the civil servant stays. Irony:A temporary employee gives orders to a permanent one Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Hot dogs
A passerby is attacked by a few dogs on the street and he gets bitten.He goes to the police station: "Sir, I've been bitten by mad dogs"', he complains. The police goes on site to meet the owner of the canines: ''Why are your dogs straying?'', asks the officer "Because they are hot dogs.They need... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, August 26, 2019
Travel agent
A traveller going abroad goes to see a travel agent for booking and other formalities.But after a week he changes his mind: ''I can't travel.Please camcel the booking", he tells his agency. "No problem Sir.As your agent I can replace you", the agent proposes Sign in to see full entry.