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Saturday, August 18, 2018

Day dreamer

A lazy fellow who remains idle goes to see a fortune teller: "One day you'll become a very wealthy person"'he predicts "Don't you feel annoyed doing nothing?" remarks his wife "Why should I work?Soon i'll be rich" he retorts "For a day dreamer there's no difference between day night"she chuckled... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 16, 2018

The motorcyclist

On the street the police stops a motorcyclist; 'Where's your helmet?You'll be fined for having committed an offence'' "Sorry Sir.As I have to scratch my head often due to dandruff I can't wear it"he justified. 'Put a fan in your helmet"suggested the cop Sign in to see full entry.

The motorcyclist

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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

The Florist

A man goes to the florist.He makes a turn and then stops in front of a poster: ''Say it with flowers' "Do you have artificial?" he asks "Why?.I do have"replies the florist "To tell lies" he answers Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Wedding

Two mates meet after many years: "Hi Sheila.What a surprise to see you! Are you married?" Óf course Gino.I've got two lovely kids"She replies "Ánd what about you?Still a bachelor?'' asks Sheila "Yes but actually I'm deciding to get married" states Gino "That's great.Don't forget to invite me... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 13, 2018

Mouth freshener

A person who does not clean the mouth properly emanates a foul smell when breathing out.His wife suggests: ''I think you need an air freshener" "No, a mouth freshener"he replies Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Hair competition

A company dealing with hair products launched a hair competition with an interesting prize to the participant with the most beautiful hair. After the closing date the winner was announced.But after a few days it was discovered that he cheated as he wears a wig: "You are hereby being disqualified",... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 10, 2018

Paying toilet

A person who is in the town wants to piss.He looks for a public toilet but he finds only a payable one,As he has no money to pay he asks the attendant: 'May I use the toilet and pay you later?'' ''For credit come tomorrow", replies the attendant Sign in to see full entry.

Paying toilet

A person who is in the town wants to piss.He looks for a public toilet but he finds onlya payable one,As he has no money to pay he asks the attendant: 'May I use the toilet and pay you later?'' ''For credit come tomorrow", replies the attendant Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

At the laboratory

A man goes to the laboratory for a blood test.He meets another client: ''Come on guy.Why do you look so tense?''he asks "I'm here for a blood test and the assistant told me that he will have to cut my finger to get the blood" replies the chap. Now the guy looks worried. "Why are you also... Sign in to see full entry.

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