Food is more important to me than air

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Unparliamentary

During a debate in the Parliament on an important issue an M LA made a disagreeable comment which the speaker did not like: "Hon member please remove your word because this term is unparliamentary" "Mr the speaker, I don't think so because I did not hear the parliament make any complaint"replied the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 9, 2018

Only truth

A politician is talking in a meeting: "When I talk only truth comes out from my mouth",he declares At the same time his dentures fall out of his mouth. "The dentures are false.That's why they fall down'',he justifies Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Head news

While watching TV a tot saw the title'Head News': "Dad what's head news?he asked "It's all about the main news item"explained his father When the news was over again he tells his dad: "But dad it's news without any head" "OK.Haven't you seen the head of the news caster?"questioned dad Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 6, 2018

Extra time

A tyrant who had been ruling over the country since long got the visit of the death angel.On reaching there the angel cried: "Your time has expired.Are you ready to depart from your kingdom" "Please grant me for some extra time.I promise you I will change my life"pleased the tyrant ''Sorry no more... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 5, 2018

Milkman

The milkman travels throughout the town to distribute milk to the residents.One day he was absent and the people complained about it to the mayor.He was convoked to the latter's office: "Why haven't you supplied milk today?" ''All the cows in the countryside are on strike.They are asking a better... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Black money

Having accumulated an enormous sum of black money, a launderer was thinking about the ways to purify it.He asked one of his associates; ''Do you know any means to launder black money?" "Of course buddy.Piant the money white", he advised,"It's the symbol of purity" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Batman

Tom and Jerry are watching their favourite series of Batman on the TV.On seeing Batman flying high in the sky he asks his friend: "Hey is that Batman?" 'Of course"replies Jerry ''But where is his bat?"continues Tom. ''The bat has been stolen by a bat.Batman is looking for it"explains Jerry Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Toothpaste

One morning Celine wakes up and goes to brush her dentures.But there was no toothpaste.She calls her husband: "Daring why did you forget the toothpaste?How will I clean my mouth?There will be foul smell" "Take out your dentures and spray some deodorant on them.They will smell good 'he suggests Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Teeth lending

Two friends,Arvind and Arshad go to the restaurant for dinner.Arshad is edentate.The waiter gives them the menu card: "Which dish do you want?'asks Arvind "My friend I just want some soup"replies Arshad "Why soup?.I'll order beef for both of us'insisted Arvind "How will I eat that without any... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 31, 2018

Food strike

In a country where there was a scarcity of food many traders were hoarding foodstuff to sell them at black market.As the Ministry of Commerce was powerless to take actions a group of customers started a hunger strike. 'It is justified for them to go on strike because both ways there's no... Sign in to see full entry.

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