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Monday, March 12, 2018

Adult lies

Two school children, a boy and a girl are complaining about the lies which adults say: Girl:"Why do adults lie when they force us children to speak the truth?' Boy:"Because they don't get beaten whereas children can be spanked if found lying" Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 9, 2018

The tortoise race.

One day two tortoises decide to do a race.A rabbit is given the responsibility to control it..Both of them stand near the departure line.As soon as the rabbit blows the whistle the tortoises start walking. After half hour the tortoises are still walking around.Finally after much struggle one of them... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 8, 2018

The dream

During a literature class a pupil was sleeping.The teacher who noticed it shouted: 'Hey, you lazy bun.It's still daytime.Why are you sleeping now?" "Sir, teachers say that we must realise our dreams but they don't allow us to sleep"retorted the pupil. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Burn the candle at both ends

The head of a family works day and night to round off his income at the end of the month.However, his son who likes to entertain himself spends all the money lavishly.Furious, one day he tells his son: "I burn the candle at both ends while you are squandering all that I am earning" His son goes to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Sun on leave

In a country it rained for almost a month.The sun was not visible at all.The meteorological station announced: "As the sun is on leave it will rain for an indefinite period.Just pray that the sun get wells soon and resumes duty" Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 5, 2018

Grandmother

After the death of her grandmother Sylvia was crying incessantly.She went on nonstop: "Oh my little daughter! I know you loved grandmother very much.But please stop crying"said her aunt. "I'm sad because who will do my homework now'pointed out Sylvia Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Church Hill

In a remote countryside of England the Christians decided to build a church on the hill as there was scarcity of space.Sir Winston Churchill who lived in that locality never went to the church.One day the pastor met him: "My son, I never see you at the church"he voiced out. "Sorry father.I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Breakdown

An old couple goes to the seaside which is within a walking distance.A car which is going in that direction stops: "Hi, Do you need a lift?he asks "No,thanks we prefer to go on foot"replied the woman. After having walked a little distance the couple sees the car has stopped: "Have you got a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 2, 2018

Bachelors' Party

A gentleman was getting married.So, he invites his friends who are bachelors to celebrate a party.On the day of the party he notices the presence of a married guy: 'Hey dude what are you doing here?It's meant only for bachelors"reminded the gentleman 'But I'm a BA( Bachelor of Arts)" he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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