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Tuesday, May 2, 2017


An old man whose only son is studying in USA phones him and says: ''My son I'm really fed up with all the miseries inflicted by your mother.I can't endure it any more.It's final.We are getting divorced'' His son is overwhelmed:''Please dad don't take any step in hastWait for me..I'm coming home... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017


During a squabble in a couple the woman was stupid vociferates to her husband: '' Had I known that you are an alcoholic I would have preferred to remain a spinster'' '' You must be grateful to me.Where would you have found a silly man to match with you?''retorted the husband Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017


During a history class the teacher was talking about Mahe de Labourdonnais, a famous governor. After the lecture the teacher asked a question: ''Is Mahe de Labourdonnais still alive? ''Yes Sir''replied a student ''Where did you find him?''continued the teacher ''Yesterday I went to Port- Louis.He... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Mud bath

A guy who was in his mid forties went to the hospital for a medical check up.The doctor told the patient that he was severely ill and that he would die soon.The chap asks if the medical officer can do something to cure him: ''You just have to take mud baths'' advised the physician ''Will I get well... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Mortuary van

A mortuary van collided against a pedestrian ''Please take me to the hospital immediately i don't want top die.I have a wife and two children'' he insisted ''But we are going to the graveyard'' replied the driver Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Sister-in- law

During a quiz competition the animator asked this question: ''How do we call a nun who has just passed her bar exam?'' I let you answer the question till Monday Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Prohibited fishing

A coast guard calls a man fishing in a prohibited zone: ''Do you know it's forbidden to fish here?'' ''I'm not fishing.I'm just saying hello to the fish'' replied the guy Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 20, 2017


A customs officer posted at the Peruvian border saw a man coming with a handcart loaded with two sacks.But when he asked him to open them there was only sand inside.It continued for a week and the officer could not arrest him for any charge. After a few years he met the guy in a bar: ''I know you... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017


A chap went to the restaurant for dinner accompanied by his wife Bilkiss.After half hour the waiter arrived with the bill: ''Bilkiss can you honour the bill?'' the man asked ''Sorry, I can only kiss the bill.You have to pay it darling''replied his wife Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017


How do we recognise a printer? He has ink on his shoes How do we recognise a labourer? He has soli on his boots How do we recognise a fucker? He has white fluid on his shoes Sign in to see full entry.

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