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Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Run & save

In India people have the bad habit of running after the train when it has started.One day a passenger was running behind the train beckoning the controller to stop: ''Why are you running?" he asked ''Please stop or else I''ll be late"pleaded the passenger. "No it won't stop.Continue to run and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 31, 2017

Still young

The teacher puts an arithmetic question to a pupil: "Ben if your mother and father were born in 1990 how old are they now?" ''Sir they are not old but still young'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Inferior stuff

A drug addict was complaining to his friend: ''You know that bloody drug dealer has sold this inferior stuff at an exorbitant price to me." "You must report it to the Association of consumer Protection'' advised his friend Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Dust bin

A young beautiful woman was undergoing a dilatation and curettage.After inducing her to sleep the anesthetist who was very gallant remarked: ''She's a gorgeous chick" "And I'm emptying the bin here"replied the surgeon Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Driving with monkeys

A police officer stopped a car which was full of monkeys wearing sunglasses.Immediately he reproached the driver: "It's prohibited to drive with monkeys in this town.Take them to the zoo" "In fact, they are from the zoo Sir.I'm taking them to the beach"explained the driver Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Bus Cashier

Two school friends, Orlando and Antonio met after a long era; 'Hi, Orlando.How do you do?.Are you employed?"began Antonio "I'm fine.I'm working as cashier"replied Orlando A few days later Antonio was travelling by bus when he saw his friend working in the bus: "Hey Orlando, what are you doing... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Mad cow

One day a cow was running after a lunatic.The owner of the animal was following it.Turning towards him he cried: ''Your cow is mad.Take it to a good psychiatrist'' ''Can you fix an appointment with your treating doctor?''replied the owner Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 24, 2017

The rose

An elderly couple was invited for dinner to another couple's house.After dining the women went to the kitchen.The gentlemen were chatting: "Last night we went to a nice restaurant.In fact I would recommend it to you"said the first one. ''What's the name of the place?'asked the second one. ''Oh! it's... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Swimming against the current

During a recession period the Minster of Finance of China implemented several unpopular measures to improve the economic situation. The next day a journalist wrote: '' Our minister is swimming against the current" After a few days he was convoked to the minister's office: "Why do you say that I swim... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

2 in 1

A couple went to the movies: ''I want two tickets on the balcony'' asked the man ''Sorry only one ticket is left Sir'' informed the receptionist "Just too good because we need only one ticket'' said the guy ''But where will your girlfriend sit?"asked the receptionist ''Two in one.She'll be on my... Sign in to see full entry.

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