Simple arithmetic
A kid of 6 years has very got bad remarks about calculation.His father puts a question: ''If you have six oranges and you add another one how many do you get? ''But where are the oranges?'' asked the kid Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Last wish
A convict who was sentenced to death was asked: ''What 's your last wish? ''Give me a second chance to live''he requested ''No, because you have been condemned to die not to live'' replied the judge Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, November 23, 2015
Is the patient really dead?
The doctor in charge of the cardiology department rushes into the mortuary and shouts at the employee: ''Fred remove the corpse number 3 from the drawer.It was not his pulse which stopped beating but my watch'' Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Be quicker
''Ben, why are so slow in doing anything?You walk, read and work slowly.You must be quicker my son'' observed mom ''There is one thing which happens quickly'' he brought out ''What's that?'' asked his mother ''I get tired quickly'' replied Ben Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 20, 2015
The tramp and the spider
Once a tramp saw a spider: ''You don't have a fixed abode.You must carry your cobweb where ever you go'' ''Oh! At least I have my portable home whereas you have to wander here and there in search of a shelter.You don't even have that.So, in a sense I'm better than you Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Agoraphobia
A person who suffered from agoraphobia went to the cinema for the first time.As soon as the lights were witched off he started shouting: ''Please switch on the lights.I'm afraid of darkness'' ''I'm sorry but we can't play the movie with lights on. We have an electrician who can fix a head lamp on... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
ATM
A Et saw people drawing money from an ATM.Curious to know more about it he asked a client: ''What's the function of this machine?'' ''Well it's a money supplying machine'' he replied'' ''Wow!That's fantastic.I must take it home with me'' he thought Sign in to see full entry.
Strange dieting
The doctor of a little blonde's daughter has ordered to watch her diet.The next day the girl stayed in front of her cereals packet. Seeing her daughter staring at the packet her father questions his wife: ''Oh! What is she doing?'' ''Well the doctor said to watch her alimentation'' replied mom Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 15, 2015
Judgment Day
A mariner dies and is presented before God on the Judgment Day by the Angel of Death: '' What have you been doing on earth?'' ''God you know I've spent my whole life at sea'', he replied ''OK then drown him in the sea'' ordered God Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Good precaution
A mental patient fell out of bed while sleeping.He wakes up with a start and sleeps again He falls off bed again and cries: ''Now I see how will I fall.I won't sleep any more'' Sign in to see full entry.