Marry one get one free
A old man who had many daughters was searching young men to marry them.Inspired by a commercial ad' Buy one get one free' he put this publicity in the paper: ''MARRY ONE GET ONE FREE'' Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 13, 2015
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Star wars
In the galaxy a star saw a shooting star. ''What are you shooting?'' '' Well I'm shooting for the film Star Wars by Spielberg'' it replied ''Can you get a role for me in the film?''continued the other one ''You must be a shooting star first'' it explained Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Bob and anatomy
Bob returns home from school: ''I've got a big zero at school'' ''Why?'' asked his father ''Because I don't know where is the neck of the femur''he explained ''At your age I knew only my neck'' chuckled dad Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
A friend in need is a friend indeed
Recently married,a young couple had a small child.The tot cries continuously the whole night.So, his mother remains busy looking after him.Every night it is the same scenario. The wife has to make him sleep.The guy who wanted to spend some intimate time with his wife was desperate ''I've got an... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, November 9, 2015
The plumber
A woman calling the plumber: ''Hello Sir. I've got an emergency. The water pipe in the kitchen is broken causing gushing of water'' ''Sorry ma'am. I'm busy I can't come. Call me tomorrow please'' he replied ''But what will happen to me?'' questioned the woman ''Just too bad.If you close your main... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Home learning
A student who was bored with schooling everyday told his father: ''Dad, I want to cease going to school'' ''Why? Do you have any problem?'' questioned his father '' I don't like my classmates.They always tease me. Can you find a tutor for me to study at home?'' requested the boy. ''OK. But the... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 6, 2015
Bottleneck
This happens in a soft drink manufacturing company. With the exception of one bottle all were running smoothly on the chain. ''Why are you late?'' asked its friend ''Sorry I was in the bottleneck'' it replied Sign in to see full entry.
Lateness
An employee was late at work.His boss convoked him: ''Tell me the reason for your lateness'' ''Sir when I was on my way to the office I saw this sign-Better be late on duty than early in the other world'' he explained Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, November 5, 2015
To hold or drop
A couple who worked in the same company were at loggerheads: ''Today, I've an important meeting.I can't drop you '' pretexted the husband ''Alright. Because I want to hold you'' chuckled his wife Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Acetylsalicylic acid
A blonde enters into a pharmacy: ''Good morning Sir.I want acetylsalicylic acid'' ''You mean aspirin''asked the dispenser ''Oh yes, that's it...I could not remember the name'' smiled the blonde Sign in to see full entry.