Food is more important to me than air

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Saturday, December 12, 2015

Express train

A passenger who wanted to travel by train boarded an express by error.Now when he noticed that it was running without stopping at any station he was panicked: ''Why is this train going on incessantly?'' he asked another passenger ''It's an express train.You've boarded the wrong one'' replied the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Past tense

The mistress asks Toto: ''When I say 'I'm beautiful' which tense is it?'' ''Past tense'' Madam he replied ''Why?'' asks the mistress ''Because you are no longer beautiful'' justified Toto Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

The door

A worker was scheduled for night duty.Before leaving he told his wife: ''Lock the door well during my absence because of robbers'' Now the wife had an appointment with her lover. An idea flashed into her mind. ''I will unscrew the door before leaving the house and carry it with me in my car''she... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 7, 2015

Aquarium

''Mary did you change the water in the aquarium?''asked her mother ''But mom I think the fish are not thirsty.There is still water since last week''she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

The book

A woman who bought a book on the art of becoming centenary asked her husband: ''Darling, where is my book?'' ''Well, I've put it in the bin'' he replied ''Damn it! I spent my money to buy it'' she retorted ''But your mother was reading the book.So, I got rid of that sweetheart'' he explained. ''The... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

The aeroplane

Two lunatics are roaming. Suddenly they lift up their heads to see an aeroplane ''Oh! I know this apparatus''declared the first one, ''it's the plane of the President'' ''You are mad.We should have seen the bikers escorting him'' retorted the other Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Ice cream

A couple facing financial problems was pondering over how to earn money.The husband was seated enjoying a cup of ice cream while his wife was thinking hard over it: ''Stop eating and help me to get an idea'' she intoned ''I'm thinking of a cool idea on the matter'' he pointed out ''It will freeze... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Orange marmalade

During a mathematics class the teacher asks; ''If I have three oranges to divide equally what should I do? ''Prepare a marmalade Sir'' suggested a pupil ''OK.But will it be enough to share with the whole class?'' remarked the teacher Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 30, 2015

My father the hero

Three kids are talking about their fathers at school during recess: ''My father has a Ferrari which he runs at 350km/h'' said the first kid The second; ''Yeah and my father has a private jet which he flies at 900 km/hr The third one: ''But my father has a 2CV.He works at the post office.When he... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 29, 2015

The farm

The class of Tito is going to visit the farm.Holding the hand of her teacher he tells her:''Look look'' ''Yes, I've seen them Tito they are cows'' Tito goes around and tells her: ''Mistress!mistress! Have you seen that?'' 'Yes,I saw them, they are ducks'' she replied. After a few minutes he tells... Sign in to see full entry.

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