Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Goalkeeper

During a soccer match a player scored a fantastic goal when the goalkeeper left his post inadvertently.The referee blew his whistle showing the centre of the playground.But the goalkeeper protested vehemently: ''How can it be a goal when I was not in my post?'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 25, 2015

Hero and zero

Tom comes home from school with his exam report:Zeros in all subjects ''You are destroying the family honour my son.Your dad was a hero but you are a big zero'' groaned his mother. ''It's alright because I want to be different from him'' he defended himself. ''So you have moved form h to z.A real... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

The world upside down

A woman wakes up her husband: ''Come on darling get up, you have to go to school'' ''No, I don't want to go.Those girls are not gentle'' he remarked ''Oh yes! You are the teacher'' brought out his wife Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Dust bin

A tramp was looking for some food in the dust bin with his face inside. Seeing him in this position a passing cop questioned him: ''Hey you chap what are you doing in that box?'' ''I feel wasteful to day Sir'' he replied ''So, why don't you put yourself in the garbage lorry?'' proposed the policeman Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Electricity Bill

The new government came forward with a policy to save energy.Now those who consume up to 85 umits of electriciy will pay less. ''That's a good measure but it's not enough.What about those who consume more?''announced the leader of the opposition ''Well this category will have to use candles at... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 19, 2015

Money making machine

A client goes to an ATM.He withdraws money for more than an hour.Another person approaches him and intones: ''Sir, they will find out your trick'' ''Never mind.I'm going to meet the manager to propose a price for this magic apparatus''he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Always busy

An employee was on the point of retirement.One of his colleagues questioned: ''What do you plan to do after retirement?'' ' Well 'I will join a retirement club'' he replied ''And what will you do there?''continued his friend ''Well they have proposed me the job of PRO. In this way I will continue to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Sea accident

A diver collided against a red fish which was coming from his left side Who's wrong? The diver because he was in black and did not flash his light before turning on the left side. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Sweets

''Good morning Jerry'' ''Good morning Ma'am'' ''If you tell me how many sweets are there in my hand,I''ll give you both'' said the lady ''Your hands or the sweets?''asked Jerry ''Which one do you want?''continued the lady ''Your hands of course'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 13, 2015

lllegal fishing

A man was fishing in an interdicted zone.A coast guard stops him: ''Don't you know it's forbidden to fish here?'' ''But I'm not fishing.I'm feeding the fish'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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