Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, January 8, 2016

Mosquitoes

A seller who was himself by mosquitoes was proposing a new product against flies ''Is the product efficient?'' asked a passerby ''Of course''he replied ''But why are there so many mosquitoes around you?''quetioned the passerby ''I've brought them along with me just to test the spray'' he explained Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 7, 2016

The golden husband

A woman is conversing with her husband: ''I've a golden husband'' ''Wow!Does he lay golden eggs like he goose?''asked the friend ''No, his eggs are made of flesh'' she replied Sign in to see full entry.

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The golden husband

A woman is conversing with her husband: ''I've a golden husband'' ''Wow!D Sign in to see full entry.

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The golden husband

A woman is conversing with her husband: ''I've a golden husband'' ''Wow!D Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 6, 2016

United nations organisation

'' What 's the mission of the UNO'' asked a member of a well known peace organisation ''Well it's to fight for peace all over the world'' replied the president of the UNO '' But now it's name should be changed because it's failing in its mission'' brought out the member. ''And according to you what... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 4, 2016

Google

A child tells her mother: ''Look mom I'm like Google.You can ask me any question and I reply in 3 seconds!'' ''OK, I try.Have you done your home work?'' ''Sorry ma'am.Obviously due to a wrong action on your part, you are no longer connected to the internet'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 2, 2016

Photo contest

A photographer participated for the first time in a photo contest. Being a little cracked he thought of a weird idea. He sneaked beside the room of a couple and snapped a shot through the keyhole: ''Don't you think this picture is a golden goose which will allow me to win the first prize?' he asked... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 1, 2016

Happy Event

A cock is waiting for his wife at the maternity: ''Has my baby chick come to the world?'' he asks the nurse ''No there's been a slight accident.You are the father of a Kentucky Fried Chicken''she explained Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Cinema ticket

A blonde went to the movies for the first time.After buying the ticket she showed it to the usher. But all a sudden she became furious: '' I've paid a dear price for it.Why did you tear it?'' she vociferated ''Excuse me ma'am but it's the usual procedure'' explained the usher ''But I want it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Santa Cruz in Somalia

Father Christmas landed in Somalia and saw many children.He asked the parents: ''Why are they so lean?'' ''Because they don't eat'' they replied ''Well if they don't eat then I will take back the gifts and bring food for them''he said Sign in to see full entry.

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