Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, February 9, 2016

The bread dough

A woman entered into a bakery and asked for bread. ''Sorry ma'am.We have prepared the dough but can't cook it'' explained the assistant ''Why?'' she demanded ''Well there is no power supply'' he replied ''OK. Give me the dough only.I'll cook it at home''she said '' What' s the price?'' asked the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 8, 2016

The camel

A traveller who went to Saudi Arabia was stupefied to witness something fantastic. He saw a car with a camel seated at the back being driven to the city.Later he met the driver and asked him: ''Is your camel a VIA( Very Important Animal)?'' ''It said that it is tired of carrying me.Now it's my turn... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 4, 2016

First school day

A father asks his son: ''So, did you like your first day at school?'' ''How come first day?Do you mean I must go there again?''questioned the boy ''Of course. I also asked the same question to your grandfather but I had to continue schooling'' replied Dad Sign in to see full entry.

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Nippers

A patient went to see a neurologist: ''Dr, I'm having sensation of pins and needles all over the body'' After examining him the doctor said: ''Here's Rs 100'' ''What will I do with it?'' asked the patient ''Buy yourself a pair of nippers to remove the pins and needles'' he advised Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Fine

A driver parked his car in a no parking zone.A police officer approaches and warns him: ''Come on should I give you a fine?'' ''No, I'm already fine'' replied the driver Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 30, 2016

The storm

During a cruise a violent storm was raving the sea.A woman was standing on the deck: ''Ma'am go inside please lest you may be carried away by a wave'' warned a sailor A man who was around retorted: ''Excuse me. Will you please mind your own business?She's my mother in law,not yours'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 29, 2016

Jesus Christ

During a congregation the priest pronounced: ''Sooner or later Jesus will come back to Earth''.Suddenly he heard a voice: ''Do you think I'm a fool to come back?'' ''But why my lord?''conversed the priest ''I don't want to be crucified again'' protested Jesus Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Who is the stronger sex?

In a sexology class the professor put a question: ''Who is the stronger sex man or woman?'' ''Of course the man'' replied one member of the audience ''If I tell you woman will you agree with me?''put forward the prof ''How can it be so?'' questioned the student ''Because of the weakness of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Nameless

On the first day day of school the teacher asks a pupil: ''What;s your name?'' ''Oh! I've forgotten'' he replied ''How dare you answer to me like that?You shameless lad''shouted the teacher ''Now I remember.It's nameless'' he chuckled Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 25, 2016

Car acident

A pedestrian was just knocked down by a car: ''You are quite lucky, you are very near the hospital'' uttered a policeman. ''Yes but the doctors are on strike'' added another cop Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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