Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, January 24, 2016

Hair cut

A man who was almost bald went to the barber: ''How much does it cost for a hair cut?'' ''10 euros'' replied the barber ''But what about a bald head like me?''questioned the client ''I'm sorry there's no exception.The same price''explained the barber ''Well, then I''ll pay you only half the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 21, 2016

The monkey

One day a monkey found itself in front of the mirror.It was amazed to see its image and began to grimace.A rabbit who was in the vicinity said: ''Why are are so funny?Haven't you seen an ape before?'' ''No because It's the first time I've seen myself and I see how pretty I am'' '' '' I think you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Condoms

A guy enters into a pharmacy and tells the dispenser: ''A pack of condoms please'' '' Flavoured or non flavoured?''asked the dispenser ''It makes no difference because it's not me who is going to taste it'' replied the client Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 18, 2016

Advocate and avocado

During a general knowledge session the teacher asked Julian: ''Tell me the difference between an advocate and an avocado'' ''An avocado has only one ball but an advocate has two balls'' he replied. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 15, 2016

No access

A chap went to meet his wife who was a heroine busy shooting. On reaching the spot he was stopped by the security guard: ''Excuse me Sir. You are not allowed inside'' ''I'm going to see my wife who is shooting for a film'' he justified ''I'm sorry. Access is completely restricted.By the way what's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 14, 2016

The kitten

One day little Jim reached school crying. ''What's the matter my boy?''asked the mistress. ''Mom forbid me to bring my kitten with me at school'' he said ''Miaw'' cried the kitten, ''Don't cry I'm here'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

The healer

A patient told his doctor; ''Dr I want to talk frankly to you;before coming here I went to visit Mathew, the healer'' ''And what rubbish did the quack tell you?'' ''He advised me to see you'' replied the patient Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Sin

''My brethren what should we do for God to forgive our sins'?'' asks the priests ''Mathematics father'' replied a member of the congregation ''But what has it do do with sins?'' argued the priest ''Of course, it has. In trigonometry we use sin'' explained the guy Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 10, 2016

Puzzle

Andrew begins a puzzle and ends it only one year later.So he goes to see his father: ''You told me that I am the king of sausages, but I have completed a puzzle in only one year whereas on the box it was written:''from 4 to 8 years'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 9, 2016

Secret of life

A father to his son: ''All the secrets of a happy life can be resumed in two words:''always keep cool'' ''Agreed father but there are three words!'' remarked the boy ''In fact, you did not understand anything''said his dad sighing Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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