Food is more important to me than air

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Saturday, February 27, 2016

International star

It was the dream of a street singer to become an international star.One day a passerby was listening to his song. After finishing he asked the passerby: ''Do you think I can become an international star?'' ''Well with such types of songs you need to go to the sky to be a star. Then the whole world... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 25, 2016

Helmets

Once an old monkey saw two younger ones climbing a coconut tree wearing helmets.Immediately it shouted: ''Where did you get those head covers and why are they on your heads?'' ''We got them from a motorbike.We must protect our heads if we fall down'' one of the primates explained Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Tennis ball

During a sports class the tutor was talking about something used to serve and play but never eaten: '' When you go at a restaurant you ask the waiter to serve you food but what do you say when playing this game?'' ''Serve the ball'' replied a student Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

The Editor

The editor to the writer:''I have a good and bad news for you'' ''Tell me the good one first'' said the writer The editor:''Paramount has adored your book, it has literally devoured it'' The writer:''It's fantastic, and the bad news?'' The editor:''Paramount is my dog'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 22, 2016

Precaution against falling

A nurse was on night duty in a ward when suddenly a patient fell out of bed.Immediately she attended to him putting the patient back in his bed.After a few minutes she did her ward round and found him sleeping on the floor: ''Hey mister what are doing here?''she questioned '' I'm here because it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 21, 2016

Goldman v/s Ironman

Paula and Jennifer are discussing between them: ''I have a golden husband''began Paula ''Oh! I understand.So you are the wife of Jean Jacques Goldman'' exclaimed Jennifer '' Tell me about your husband'' continued Paula ''Well he's made of iron'' replied Jennifer '' I see. You are married to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Gym nastic

In a psychiatric hospital a patient was painting the roof.Suddenly another lunatic appears saying: ''What will happen to you if I remove the ladder?'' '' You must be thinking that I will fall. I won't'' he replied ''Why?''asked the other one ''Because I will hang on the brush'' he pointed out Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Loss of teeth

Two friends Ved and Prabhat were talking about old age: ''Ved, you are losing all your front teeth.It seems that you are ageing'' began Prabhat ''Yeah, my teeth are falling down'' replied Ved ''Look at mine.I'm older than you but my teeth are still strong'' boasted Prabhat. One day Ved saw Prabhat... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 12, 2016

Sahara desert

A young woman who was interested only in travelling rather than doing her household chores tells her husband: ''Darling, this year I would like to spend my holidays in a remote and unknown place'' ''What do you think of the Sahara desert?'' proposed her husband ''As long as you are with me I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Classwork

One day Fadil went to school without doing his homework: ''You lazy bun where is your homework?''asked the teacher ''Excuse me,Sir. I forgot to do it'' he replied ''OK, do it now'' ordered the teacher '' No I can't do it'' Fadil argued ''Why?'' questioned the teacher ''Because it will be... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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