Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, March 14, 2016

Fish in cat

Francis is in the garden filling a hole when his neighbour sees him from above the hedge: ''What are you doing Francis?'' Without lifting his head he replies that his aquarium fish is dead and he is burying it''.Being a little curious the neighbour says: ''The hole is too big for a small fish.Don't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 12, 2016

The dog and the cat

Once a dog was wandering around with a cat sitting on the head of the canine.The cat looked a little upset: ''Who gave this cat hot milk?''asked the dog. Since nobody replied the dog barked: ''A cat never drinks hot milk twice'' ''Even if it is cold I won't drink it next time'' precised the feline Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 10, 2016

Punctuality

An employer was praising his employee: ''Vinesh, unlike other employees you are always early to attend duty'' ''Yes boss.I'm always punctual.For only one thing I want to be late'' he precised ''What's that?'' asked the boss ''Death '' replied Vinesh Sign in to see full entry.

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Theft

A thief penetrated into a a house and stole the laptop, money and jewelery.He was about to escape when he heard a child voice saying: ''Sir please take away my report book also with you'' ''Ok I will return it to the headmaster'' replied the thief Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 6, 2016

The speech

During a conference before a large audience the speaker was giving a lengthy and boring speech. People were fed up.Some started to criticise him while others were conversing among themselves.After finishing the speaker noticed that there was a fellow who was utterly silent.Approaching him the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 4, 2016

Retirement

An employee who was on the point of retirement was asked what will he do after stopping work: ''Well,I will do all the household chores'' he replied ''And what about your wife?''continued the interviewer ''Now she''ll take up an employment to contribute in the household budget'' he explained Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Windows

During an informatics class it was very hot ''Open your windows'' ordered the teacher.A pupil went near the window and tried to open it but it was blocked. ''Sorry Sir I can't open it.It's too hard''he explained ''You idiot I'm talking about the windows in your computer'' cried the teacher Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Toothache

Bob who was suffering from toothache went to the dentist On returning home his father asked him: ''Do you feel relieved now my son?'' ''Not only relieved but ligher'' he replied ''Why lighter?'' Dad questioned ''Because one tooth is less'' Bob chuckled Sign in to see full entry.

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An odd beggar

A man was shopping with his wife at Port Louis.Suddenly the wife intoned: ''Hey look at that fellow he's the person who begs at Curepipe'' ''Your eyes are weak.How can it be him?This guy looks well clad and smart'' replied the man. ''No I'm hundred percent sure it's the same chap'' she insisted... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 28, 2016

Air accident

A minister who was afraid of travelling by air always sent his delegates on abroad missions. One day the Prime minister asked him: ''Why don't you undertake the foreign missions yourself?'' ''Well as I suffer from air sickness I can't travel. Besides what will happen if the plane skids in the... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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