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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Kissing

A woman going out with his son meets a beautiful friend: "Stelio,,kiss the woman"orders the mother, "No mom" hr replies "Oh! Stelio, obey me it's an order''she insists. "I said no mom!" "But don't be obstinate!Why don't you want to kiss her?'' "Because dad tried yesterday and he got a pair of... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 26, 2018

Lucky draw

A fortune seeker participates in a lucky draw competition with the confidence of winning the jackpot.However when the result is annouced another guy wins: '' Why have I lost the jackpot?"' he asks. "Don't worry.This time you are unlucky.But I hope next time you can be the lucky winner'' reassres the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Little bro

A little boy finds the abdomen of his mother big and round: "What is there inside your belly?" he asks his mom "Your little brother" she replies "Did you invite him at our place?"continues the boy "No he is arriving uninvited"'mom replies Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Black mail

A paparazzi sends an e-maii to a woman: "Ma'am.I have got some of your dirty photographs in the company of your lover.How much are you willing to pay me before I show them to your husband?" he asks ''It's futile.Don't try to blackmail me with your e-mail.I've also hired a photographer to shoot... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Miss the train

A passenger going to Mumbai arrives late and misses the train: "At whet time is the next train scheduled?" he asks the station master "Oh! You must wait for three hours"' he replies "OMG! It's a calvary", exclaims the passenger. While he is waiting at the station he watches news on the TV and learns... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 19, 2018

Parliament

During a parliametary session it is pouting heavily.After a few minutes there is water leakage in the building.Ater a dilogue with the Speaker the Prime minister decides to cancel the session. The next week an MLA is going to the Parliament; "'Darling don't forget your raincoat and umbrella'',... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 16, 2018

Elephantiasis

A professor is givng a lecture at the medical school: "Today we will talk about elephantiasis'' he begins'" "Sir, why should we bother about it?.It concerns elephants only"'points out a student Sign in to see full entry.

Elephantiasis

A professor is givng a lecture at the medical school: "Today we will talk about elephantiasis'' he begins'" "Sir, why should we bother about it?.It concerns elephants only"'points out a student Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 15, 2018

The fugitive

A fugitive flees from the prison.The police force mobilises to search him,Finally they able to find him on a desert island, hungry, thirsty and exhausted: "'I was waiting for you to take me back to prison.I don't want to stay here one minute longer" he tells the commander. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

At the museum

At the museum the guide is talking to the visitors.One guy asks:' ''It's so ugly.What's this?'' "It's a painting of Pablo Picasso"replies the guide. The tour continues; ''But this also is so ugly.What is this?" The guide replies; "It's a mirror Sir'' Sign in to see full entry.

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