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Sunday, April 22, 2018

Miss understanding

The professor is giving a lecture on teens pregnancy at the university.A teenager got up and questioned him: ' Prof'what's the best method to avoid such pregnancy?' "Miss you are misunderstanding me.I'm not here to talk about contraceptives.I'm just painting a picture of the situation. ''I'm Miss... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Urine

A patient is having bladder distension: "Did you pass urine since the morning?" "Sorry Dr.I have passed all my exams.But I have never passed the urine exam"replies the patient Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 20, 2018

Homework

A student goes to school without having done her homework: "When will you do your homework?"asks the teacher "When you let me go home" she replies "Why should you?"continues the teacher "Homework must be done at home " reasons the student Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Mid- wife crisis

In a maternity ward only two midwives are working.Just think about the work load on the two women.The senior one contacts the supervisor: "Ma'am, being short of staff we need extra pair of hands" "Sorry today there is a mid-wife crisis"replied the supervisor Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

The Robots

A company using artificial intelligence to manufacture its products installed several robots to operate the machinery. One day they were tired and went on strike: " Boss we robots work incessantly during day and night whereas you people get resting time"the leader retorted. '' You are here only to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The joker

A joker whose job is to amuse people was sad for unknown reasons.His wife tried to solace him: "What a contradiction!.You make the audience laugh with your jokes.Now who will cheer you up?" she brought out. "Only a joker can help a joker"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

The joker

A joker whose job is to amuse people was sad for unknown reasons.His wife tried to solace him: "What a contradiction!.You make the audience laugh with your jokes.Now who will cheer you up?" she brought out. "Only a joker can help a joker"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Fool's cap

A dunce clerk working in an office asks the officer in charge of the stationery department; "I need some foolscaps" A few minutes later the officer returns with a cap: "Here's your material" he tells the clerk' "I didn't ask for this"says the clerk" 'As you are a fool put the cap on your... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Soldier

A soldier who had been fighting for his country for many years was tired and retired from the army: "What do you plan to do after retirement?"asked the colonel "Now I will be far from the madding crowd by applying for the post of Minister of Defence"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 13, 2018

MASTER BOOK

In a particular institution all the data is complied in a master book which remains under the custody of the master.An employee who wants to obtain an important information asks the messenger: "Where is the master book?" "It's with the master" he replied "And where is the master?"continued the... Sign in to see full entry.

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