Food is more important to me than air

Monday, August 28, 2017

Model wife

Two men, Tony and Ricardo are talking about the qualities of their wives: "My wife is an exemplary partner.She always asks me about the menu before cooking"said Tony. "My wife does not cook but the food is tasty"added Ricardo "Do you have a cook at home?"asked Tony "No she orders food from the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Heart or kidney

A young couple made up their mind to enter a live-in-relationship.They gave a grand party to announce the event.While the lady was dancing she suddenly collapsed.She went to the hospital.The doctor diagnosed a renal failure. He suggested a renal transplant to cure the patient.After a match test it... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 25, 2017

Electronic cigarette

A police officer caught a man smoking at the hospital: "Excuse me Sir you've committed an offence.You' ll be fined for that"warned the cop "Sir but it's an electronic cigarette.It won't affect anybody"replied the guy "Yes but there is a lot of smoke.Have it's exhaust pipe repaired'' advised the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Wednesday/Wedding day

During a seminar on marriage the presenter gave tips on how to make a wedding successful.Afterwards he invited questions from the audience: "Which is the best day to marry?"asked a participant "Of course, most people marry on Sundays"replied the presenter "I disagree with you. Wednesday is the best... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Wedding

A newly married couple was invited in a TV programme to give their views about wedding: "How long have you been married?"began the presenter "Well, for ten years"replied the wife "Are you happy?" he continued "Yes, despite the ups and downs"said the woman. Now he turns towards the husband: "What do... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Hunger strike

One Sunday morning Gerard decided to go fishing in a nearby lake.Equipped with all the necessary equipments he reached his destination.He started to fish but after a few hours no fish ate the bait. It was almost eveving and he did not catch a single fish.On returning home his wife asked: '' I've... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 21, 2017

In the dryer

Patient Alex who was admitted in a psychiatric hospital saw another inmate coming out of the bathroom wet: Hey, buddy give me a towel" said the patient. "There's no towel but I have a better idea"replied Alex He lifted the patient pushed him in the dryer Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Metro Express

In a country where there is a high prevalence of unemployment the government overlooked the problem but decided to introduce the metro system to alleviate the means of transport. During a seminar on unemployment a young jobless graduate voiced out: "We are looking for jobs but this government is... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Ball

A person went to watch a football match.On seeing the players running after the ball he vociferated: "Why all of you want only one ball? Next time iI'll bring a ball for everyone ' Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 18, 2017

Zero

A schoolboy reached home and told his father: "Dad the teacher has marked zero in all my subjects" ''You deserve it because you are not laborious"replied his dad "Dad, do you think a hero like me deserves all these zeros?"questioned the boy Sign in to see full entry.

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