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Sunday, December 31, 2017

Key to success

During a seminar on education the rector of the college declared: "My message to all of you students is to look for the key to success" After a few days a student went to the key maker and asked: "I need the key to success" "Sorry,I don't have it.But there is the passkey"said the seller Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 30, 2017

New Year resolution

During the end of year party of a company all the participants are invited to give a speech.Now it is the turn of an employee who likes to booze a lot: "My friends thank you to have given this opportunity to speak.All of you must be expecting a good resolution for the next year to stop drinking.But... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 29, 2017

Pair of trousers

A man goes to the tailor to have a pair of trousers sewn.But the cloth is insufficient: "Sorry I can't prepare your trousers.I need more cloth" 'No problem.I'll give you the right side.Just add the left one.It will be complete'' Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

The blade

King Arthur was going to the war.He prepared his army but he left a few of the soldiers at the palace for security purposes under the responsibility of his confidant Anthony.Before leaving he put a blade in the cunt of the queen so that nobody approaches her during his absence. After a week he was... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Live porn-

A young couple boarded the bus and took the last seat at the far back.The driver who was looking at them lost control of the vehicle and landed the bus in the canal.The police proceeded with an inquiry: "How did it happen?" ''Well, while watching at the back I saw a love making scene.I was... Sign in to see full entry.

The footballer

While sleeping near his wife a footballer was dreaming that he was playing soccer.Suddenly he kicked his wife's butt: "OMG! Are you out of your mind Gary?'she cried "Sorry Laura.Your butt looked like a ball in the dream"he apologised "Fuck up.And what about my pussy?Did you find it like a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Genius

The boss of the criminal department convoked two detectives who resolved a murder case within a few days; "Well, I'm a genius' boasted the boss "How?"asked the detectives "By hiring employees like you"he clarified Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Finish what you've started

Ned is playing football with his father.Suddenly, he wants to go to the toilet: "Dad may I go to the loo?" "No Ned when you start something you must finish it"replied his father. At the end of the match he goes to the toilet.Afterwards his father goes saying: "Ned is it you who has finished the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 22, 2017

Bat's eyes

A patient whose eyes were completely destroyed due to an accident was seen by the ophthalmologist; "Sorry Sir, I can only do an enucleation to save your eyes.After that you will need a grafting"proposed the doctor Having consented to undergo surgery the grafting was carried out successfully with a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Double charge

A tramp went to the barber with long, untidy disheveled hair: "How much does it cost for a hair cut?" he asked. "Well, in your case it is double fee-Rs 200"explained the barber "But I have only Rs100'' pointed out the tramp "Yes, but I will trim only half the hair" emphasised the barber Sign in to see full entry.

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