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Friday, December 14, 2018

Golf balls

A company which has discovered a new solution to wash golf balls is launching the product.A saleswoman gives a demonstration to a large audience.After using the solution she points out: "'Now look at the balls.They are as clean as new" Finally she asks the audience: "Who wants to clean their... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Armpit

Mr Pitt is admitted at the hospital.The doctor asks him: ''Hi Mr Pitt.How come you are here?" "Dr.There is an abscess under my arm" he replies. ''Oh! It's an axillary abscess.The surgeon will see you first" he points out A few minutes later the surgeon arrives: ''Mr Pitt.We'll have to operate on... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Scandal

A newspaper seller announces the title of a daily paper: 'Scandal Fifty persons have been duped!' A passerby buys the paper.Then the seller says: '51 persons have ben duped' Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 10, 2018

Gilets Jaunes

The French President is invited to a dinner by The Queen at Buckingham Palace: "Sorry ma'am.I can't leave my country because of the problems regarding the 'Gilets Jaunes'( yellow vests) "Don't bother about them.Wear a bullet proof vest and come to the party''she advises Sign in to see full entry.

Gilets Jaunes

The French President is invited to a dinner by The Queen at Buckingham Palace: "Sorry ma'am.I can't leave my country because of the problems regarding the 'Gilets Jaunes'( yellow vests) "Don't bother about them.Wear a bullet proof vest and come to the party''she advises Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Deliver the goods

A company advertises for the post of executive director.A few candidates are shortlisted for an interview: ''I see that you are highly qualified for the position but we need something else''says the manager to a candidate. "Excuse me Sir.But is there any shortcoming?"asks the candidate "We are... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Web

A client hires the services of a cleaning company.On reaching the house the employee asks him: ''So, where shall I start?" "There are webs all over.First of all destroy them"' ordres the client. "OK.Where's your PC?"continues the cleaner "Why do you need that?'' questions the proprietor ''I must... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Water injury

An injured patient attends the casualty department at the hospital: "Good morning.How may I help you?"'asks the doctor. "I've got a head injury with water" says the patient ''How did it happen?I don't understand how water can hurt a person"brings out the medical officer. "'I was having an... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 30, 2018

Late birth

An employee who has the bad habit of attending duty late everyday is convoked by the boss: "'I have checked the attendance register.Why are you the only one to be late everyday?" ''Sorry Sir.It's not my fault.I came to the world late.The gynaecologist performed a Caesarian when the due birth date... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Kissing

A woman going out with his son meets a beautiful friend: "Stelio,,kiss the woman"orders the mother, "No mom" hr replies "Oh! Stelio, obey me it's an order''she insists. "I said no mom!" "But don't be obstinate!Why don't you want to kiss her?'' "Because dad tried yesterday and he got a pair of... Sign in to see full entry.

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