Food is more important to me than air

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Postmaster

A client goes to the post office: "It's almost one month and I have not yet received my packet from UK",he complains, "Where is the postmaster?' A few minutes later a tall mature man arrives; "Any problem Sir?How can I help you?I'm the master of this post"he says ''If you are the master then where... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 30, 2018

The firefighter

A woman who is alone at night calls the Fire Brigade: "Come urgently.I'm on fire"she shouts on the phone. "Sorry ma'am.My fire extinguisher is out of order"replies the fireman. "Are you sure.Come here.I'll verify it", insisted the woman Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Frst in second hand

A man bought a used vehicle which caused him many mechanical problems.He talked about it to his friend: "I'm really fed up with this jalopy"he uttered. 'Of course such a car will make your life miserable.Go to James Motors.It's first in second hand"he advised Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 27, 2018

Eat my brain

Last night I was helping my son with his mathematics home work.I explained to him how to tackle the various numbers.After a few minutes he felt hungry: ''Dad is there something to eat?", he asked. "Of course my son.There are so many cakes in the kitchen.Go and choose yourself",I replied. Having... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Private toilets

A traveller goes to a foreign country.White roaming on the street he urgently needs to answer nature's call.He searched for public toilets but there were only private ones.As he has no 2 euro coins he pees in a public place.He is caught red handed by the police.Now he is fined 20 euros.On returning... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Space

A woman tells her husband that she needs more space.So he went to the NASA: '' When is your next mission in space?" "Why?"asked the official "My wife is looking for space"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

The Postman and the dog

A postman who works in a village often complains about a particular dog which runs after him when he goes to deliver letters.One day he got a brilliant idea to avoid the animal.As soon as he rang the bell the dog appeared and began to bark.He threw the letter in its mouth saying: "Go and give it to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 23, 2018

Food festival

During a food festival several varieties of food were displayed.But there was a section forbidden to the public.A curious visitor wanted to know the secret: "Why can't we have access here?' he asked "It's a one way street.If we allow you in you won't come back", explained the official "How can it be... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

Miss understanding

The professor is giving a lecture on teens pregnancy at the university.A teenager got up and questioned him: ' Prof'what's the best method to avoid such pregnancy?' "Miss you are misunderstanding me.I'm not here to talk about contraceptives.I'm just painting a picture of the situation. ''I'm Miss... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Urine

A patient is having bladder distension: "Did you pass urine since the morning?" "Sorry Dr.I have passed all my exams.But I have never passed the urine exam"replies the patient Sign in to see full entry.

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