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Thursday, January 3, 2019

Always late

A student going to the university is always lae for his courses.Everyday the lecturer reprimands her for not being in time.It's the last day and again she's not punctual.As punishment the lecturer tells him to apologise to the class: "Sorry for being late for the last time"'she voices out. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 1, 2019


A traveler going to the main road finds that the distance is too long.He asks a passerby: "Excuse me.Is there any shortcut to the highway?'' 'Of course, there's a nearby road on the left" he replies. ''Do you have a knife?" he continues ''But why do you need that?"questions the passerby "To cut the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 28, 2018

Water Water everywhere

A group of friends go on hiking but they forget to bring water with them. After walking for a long distance they feel thirsty and are looking for water.Suddenly they perceive a lake and decide to quench their thirst.But when they approach it they see that the water is soiled: "Water water everywhere... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Tears of crocodlle

A little boy goes to a crocodile park.While visiting he sees a small dead crocodile near it's mother.He leans forward to watch the mother: ''Hey, my son what are you doing? Be careful.You may fall in the pond''warns his father. "Dad.I 'm just looking for tears in the eyes of the mother crocodile... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Eye (I) Pad

A patient who suffers from cataract goes to the hospital for an operation.He brings along his I-pad with him and leaves it in the ward. After surgery an eye pad is applied on his eye.On returning to the ward he looks for his phone but can't find it.The next day while doing round the surgeon asks... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 21, 2018

End of Year Party

A political party books a hotel for the end of year party.An employee, unaware about it asks the manager: "What are these politicians celebrating?''' "It's the end of year party for the Labour Party" she replies "No, it's a party in a party" rectifies the party leader ' Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

No U-turn

A driver who missed his destination does a U-turn in a prohibited zone.Immediately the traffic officer stops him: "Good afternoon Sir.You've committed an offence.Haven't you seen the No U-turn sign there?"reminds the officer. "No Sir.You are mistaken.It was an I turn"'states the drives Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 18, 2018


An old wealthy man with a terminal disease is on the point of dying.His son admits him to the hospital: "'Dr,do you think my father will die soon""he asks "'Why do you want him to die?''aks the doctor "Because he will leave an interesting legacy"replies the son "Well if you include me among the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 17, 2018

Cows'' Day

A milkman delivers milk in a town everyday.One day he is absent.The following day a client asks him: "You did not bring milk yesterday.Were you sick?" ''Don't you know it was Cows'Day yesterday?So, all thecows were celebrating" he replies Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 14, 2018

Golf balls

A company which has discovered a new solution to wash golf balls is launching the product.A saleswoman gives a demonstration to a large audience.After using the solution she points out: "'Now look at the balls.They are as clean as new" Finally she asks the audience: "Who wants to clean their... Sign in to see full entry.

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