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Friday, January 12, 2018

Sweet potatoes

A woman tells her husband:' "Darling do you like sweet potato cakes?" "Of course"he replied "Then go to the market to buy it"ordered the wife. But when the guy goes there he finds potatoes only.On returning home he says: "Sorry sweetheart.There are potatoes only.I've bought a kilo" "You idiot!.How... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Turkey

A tourist goes to Turkey.While roaming on the streets he sees a big bird flying high in the sky.He stops a passerby and questions him: "Excuse me Sir.How do we call this bird?" " It's known as turkey"replied the guy. "How come is it in Turkey?Usually it's in America"he pointed out "Which country do... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Lip stick

Sheila who likes to do make up is talking to her friend; "Yesterday I spent a nice time at the mall.A shop was offering huge discounts on marvellous lipsticks.So i bought as many of them as I could" "But I prefer to look natural.I don't understand why nowadays women like to apply sticks on their... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 8, 2018

The monk and his key

In a remote village lived a monk.He dwelled near a big forest where there were many monkeys.One day a primate entered the monk's house in search of food through the window.It screamed so loudly that a neighbour heard the noise.He wanted to drive away the ape but the house was locked.So, he couldn't... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Treasure box

A poor man was passing near the statute of Jesus.Suddenly he discovered a box lying near the feet of Jesus.Picking it up he opened the box.The fellow was stupefied to see glistening diamonds inside: "Thank you my Lord.Keep the box for next time"he uttered Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Holidays

Now that holidays are over all students will have to go back to school: "Just too bad my friend.Good times are gone.Now it's time to study"Ranveer told his friend "Dopn't worry.Rainy days are coming'' Himesh consoled Ranveer Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 5, 2018

Don-key

In Spain a farmer goes to buy a donkey at the farm.But on reaching there he is disappointed because the stable door is locked: "For God's sake where's the key?" he asks the assistant "The key is with the don"replied the assistant Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Mental servicing

A doctor was having twinge of conscience for having sexual intercourse with a patient.He went to see the a psychologist as he was having severe depression: "Don't think too much about it.You are neither the first nor the last doctor to have done it'' reassured the psychologist. "But however hard I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

The surgeon

A man who was suffering from hydrocele went to see a surgeon: "I have examined your problem.You need an urgent surgery" "Dr, I'm afraid of operations.Don't you have other options?"asked the patient. 'Well, i suggest that you buy a wheelbarrow to transport your bulky scrotum'advised the surgeon Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 1, 2018

The shoes

On the occasion of Christmas Leo told his father: "This year I've written to Santa Claus about a new gift.I want a modern robot" "OK. You must polish your shoes and put it under the bed'' advised dad. "But my shoes are torn father"replied Leo "So, it's better to change your demand.Ask for a pair of... Sign in to see full entry.

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