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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Bitter gourd

A woman talking to her daughter - in- law affirms: "During my pregnancy I conusmed a lot of bitter gourds with the idea that the baby borns with a fair complexion.But my son has become bitter" "That explains his character.Instead you should have eaten sweet potatoes";exclaims the daughter- in- law Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 14, 2018

Kidnap

An affluent man has a son who is a drug addict.A few evil persons who want to extort money from the rich man kidnap the son.The leader phones his father: "We want $ 100000 or else you will get the corpse of your son' "Oh! you are doing a great favour to me.Do whatever you like.I will not give you a... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Heroin

A young woman arrives at the airport.The customs officer checks her bag.He finds a weird substance: ''What' s this?' 'It's heroin"she replied "For whom is it?'continued the officer "It's for my hero"pointed out the woman "So, the heroine is carrying heroin for the hero'concluded the customs officer Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Feel good/bad factor

A new party was elected in the general elections of a country.During the first few months the government was performing so well that people were talking about the' feel good factor. But what happened after a few years of governance?The party deviated completely from its path.The population was... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Pictures/Postures

The cameraman is clicking the pictures of a top model working for a magazine.The editor burst out; ''Again those old fashioned pictures?Add some new style photography" "Sorry Sir.can you be more precise please?''asks the model. "You must show pictures with postures"emphasizes the editor. "Oh! Now I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

On the road

A car company was offering a big promotion on its products.Attracted by this package a client inquired: ''Does the price include all the road charges?" "Of course Sir.It's 'on the road price' replied the salesgirl "And what about' off the road ' price"?questioned the client "Off the road, you are in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Selfish

During an outing at the seaside a picnicker meets a fisherman.He interviews him: "How long have you been catching fish?" "More than ten years"replied the fisherman "Where do you sell the fish?''continues the picnicker ''At the local market" he replies "And what about your children?Will you accept if... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 7, 2018

Commission of Inquiry

The executive officer of the Ministry of Industry tells the director of a company: "I need a commission for so many tenders approved for your company" The director reported him to the Economic Crime Office.Now the ECO summoned the director for inquiry: "Yes, I mean Commission of Inquiry" he... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Gift horse

On the occasion of her birthday an opulent person decides to offer a horse as gift to his wife: "Darling thank you for the nice gift.But what will I do with it?I don't know riding"she emphasized. "Accept is simply.Don't look at the gift horse into the mouth"he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 4, 2018

Manager

A manager in a private firm is summoned by his boss: "Our profits are decreasing day by day and you are doing nothing to increase productivity.You are incompetent"he vociferates. The manager returns. to his office.Feeling humiliated and being furious he dilapidates everything; 'Form manager to... Sign in to see full entry.

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