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Thursday, October 11, 2018

Security officer

A company employs a security officer to monitor the entry point at the main gate.One day the boss arrives but there is no security officer on site: "Tell the security officer to come to my office"he tells the secretary furiously "Yes Sir.Do you need me"asks the officer entering the office. "Where... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

One shoe

A boy goes to the shop to buy a pair of shoes.After a while he found a pair of shoes he was looking for: "How much is this pair?"he asks ''Fifty dollars"replies the vendor "But I have only twent five dollars,Can you give me only one shoe?"he questions "Which one?Right or left?"asks the seller ''The... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 7, 2018

The church

A man goes to the church for praying.He heard someone greeting him: ''Good morning" ''Is it you My Lord Jesus? ''asks the individual ''Of course my son.You enter the church without a salutation''remarks Jesus "Forgive me my lord''he pleads "Don't worry.I'll light as many candles as I can so that you... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Best loser system

In a country where different communities live together the Electoral Commission proposes the Best Loser System for a fair representation of each of the group,An expert in electoral matters comments: "A loser is a loser no matter he/she is best or worst" Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 28, 2018


A woman goes to an informatics shop: "Do you have a curtain for PC?" "Ma'am do you want to veil your computer?'' questions the seller "I have the latest version of Windows 10.I don't want to soil it"she explains Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 26, 2018


A gambler goes to the bookmaker: "I want to bet on my favourite team"he voices out "Sorry I've forgotten my book,"informs the bookmaker,''Please come to morrow "A bookmaker without the book!"chuckles the gambler ' Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Ask for the hand

A boy goes to the butcher: "I want the hand of your daughter." "For that you will have to lose yours young man '' replies the butcher Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 24, 2018


Some workmates decide to go to the seaside for fun.On reaching there immediately they enter the sea for a swimming session.But one of them is reluctant: ''Hey buddy why don't you join us?'' asks a guy ''Sorry pal I'm afraid of water" he justifies himself "Hydrophobia?But i just saw you drinking... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 22, 2018


In a ciuntry where bigamy is prohibited the police discovers that a man has two wives: "Bigamy is condemned by law.You have conmmitted an offence"reminds the police officer. "Why?If you are running a car don't you need a stepney?"replies the chap Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 21, 2018

Quiz competition

During a quiz competition the quiz master asks a candidate: "Who won the Nobel Prize of Peace in 1945?" "Nobody.Because it was the World War in that year"he replies Sign in to see full entry.

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