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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

The Gardener

A woman was looking for a gardener.She put an ads in the paper.Finally she found a person with a good profile.She interviewed him: " I need a good gardener to take care of my small garden.How long have you been gardening?" "Well, ma'am I've ten years experience in that field.With my acquired... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Island of Paradise

Attracted by its beautiful beaches a tourist flew to Mauritius.One day he went to the seaside and was marveled by the turquoise water and golden sand: "Mark Twain was right.God created Mauritius then made paradise" he told his wife. "How do you know?Only after seeing the Garden of Eden you can make... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 4, 2017

History of America

In a geography class the teacher asked William a question: "Who discovered USA?' But as he could not answer William fainted. After a few minutes he got up. "Have you recovered?"asked the teacher "Now I'm alright Sir"he replied "Do you know the answer?"continued the teacher "Yes Sir.America was never... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Pen friend

Previously when Internet did not exist many youngsters were communicating by writing letters through pen-friends. A young dandy,Bob was talking about his pen friend to his friend: "Ive got a pen friend from USA.They have achieved great developments in all fields" "Oh! Have you imported the pen from... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Carrots

A man who was having myopia went to the optician: "How may I help you?'',asked the optician "I can't see from far",replied the guy "Eat as many carrots as you can",advised the optician "How can it cure my eyes?",questioned the fellow "Have you seen a rabbit with glasses?",asked the optician Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

The watchmaker

A man goes to the watchmaker: 'Can you repair this watch please? After perusing it the watchmaker replies: "It's an antique model.Sorry, I can't repair it since the spare parts are no longer available" "But I want it repaired at any cost.It's a souvenir from my grandmother''insisted the client.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

The Dumb

A dumb chap was begging on the road.He had a sign' DUMB..PLEASE HELP' A passerby who was touched by this scene gave him a Rs 500 note. "Thank you Sir" vociferated the beggar "How can you thank me? You cheater"retorted the passerby. "Sorry Sir.It's the first time in my life I got so much money.So, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 28, 2017

Model wife

Two men, Tony and Ricardo are talking about the qualities of their wives: "My wife is an exemplary partner.She always asks me about the menu before cooking"said Tony. "My wife does not cook but the food is tasty"added Ricardo "Do you have a cook at home?"asked Tony "No she orders food from the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Heart or kidney

A young couple made up their mind to enter a live-in-relationship.They gave a grand party to announce the event.While the lady was dancing she suddenly collapsed.She went to the hospital.The doctor diagnosed a renal failure. He suggested a renal transplant to cure the patient.After a match test it... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 25, 2017

Electronic cigarette

A police officer caught a man smoking at the hospital: "Excuse me Sir you've committed an offence.You' ll be fined for that"warned the cop "Sir but it's an electronic cigarette.It won't affect anybody"replied the guy "Yes but there is a lot of smoke.Have it's exhaust pipe repaired'' advised the... Sign in to see full entry.

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