Food is more important to me than air

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Private toilets

A traveller goes to a foreign country.White roaming on the street he urgently needs to answer nature's call.He searched for public toilets but there were only private ones.As he has no 2 euro coins he pees in a public place.He is caught red handed by the police.Now he is fined 20 euros.On returning... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Space

A woman tells her husband that she needs more space.So he went to the NASA: '' When is your next mission in space?" "Why?"asked the official "My wife is looking for space"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

The Postman and the dog

A postman who works in a village often complains about a particular dog which runs after him when he goes to deliver letters.One day he got a brilliant idea to avoid the animal.As soon as he rang the bell the dog appeared and began to bark.He threw the letter in its mouth saying: "Go and give it to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 23, 2018

Food festival

During a food festival several varieties of food were displayed.But there was a section forbidden to the public.A curious visitor wanted to know the secret: "Why can't we have access here?' he asked "It's a one way street.If we allow you in you won't come back", explained the official "How can it be... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

Miss understanding

The professor is giving a lecture on teens pregnancy at the university.A teenager got up and questioned him: ' Prof'what's the best method to avoid such pregnancy?' "Miss you are misunderstanding me.I'm not here to talk about contraceptives.I'm just painting a picture of the situation. ''I'm Miss... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Urine

A patient is having bladder distension: "Did you pass urine since the morning?" "Sorry Dr.I have passed all my exams.But I have never passed the urine exam"replies the patient Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 20, 2018

Homework

A student goes to school without having done her homework: "When will you do your homework?"asks the teacher "When you let me go home" she replies "Why should you?"continues the teacher "Homework must be done at home " reasons the student Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Mid- wife crisis

In a maternity ward only two midwives are working.Just think about the work load on the two women.The senior one contacts the supervisor: "Ma'am, being short of staff we need extra pair of hands" "Sorry today there is a mid-wife crisis"replied the supervisor Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

The Robots

A company using artificial intelligence to manufacture its products installed several robots to operate the machinery. One day they were tired and went on strike: " Boss we robots work incessantly during day and night whereas you people get resting time"the leader retorted. '' You are here only to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The joker

A joker whose job is to amuse people was sad for unknown reasons.His wife tried to solace him: "What a contradiction!.You make the audience laugh with your jokes.Now who will cheer you up?" she brought out. "Only a joker can help a joker"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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