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Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Metro or ship

A country where the government took the resolution to implement the metro project was invaded by flash floods due to climatic changes.It caused immense accumulation of water on the roads.On seeing this chaotic situation the Minister of Public Infrastructure proposed to the PM: "I think we must... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Major

A Lilliput enters a shop" "A packet of cigarettes please" "Sorry, have you read that sign?We don't sell cigarettes to minors"replied the shopkeeper "Don't go by my size.I'm a major in the army"protested the Lilliput Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 22, 2018

No Gift box please

A man whose daughter was getting married invited one of his friends.On opening the invitation card he read: " Humble Request.No Gift Box Please" He attended the wedding with a microwave beneath his arms.The bride who noticed it exclaimed: "Oh! no.Everybody is seing the gift" "Sorry, I had to bring... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH

A smoker wearing a new smoking enters into a tobacco shop: ''Good morning.Give me a packet of Marlboro please" He puts the packet in his pocket and goes away.After a few minutes he wants to smoke. He removes the cigarette and looks at the packet.As soon as he is opens it he finds this written on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 19, 2018

Watchmaker

A woman goes to the watchmaker for repairs; "Yes ma'am.How may I help you? 'My watch has no second hand.Can you do something about it?'she asked "Sorry ma'am.I don't have one to replace it.Besides it's not important.You just have to pronounce' tic tock' " he suggested Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Fake revolver

A group of burglars barge into a bank; "Hands up everybody.It's a hold up"warns one of them Moving in the direction of the cashier and threatening him with a fake revolver the leader vociferates: "Come on quick.Empty the cash box or else you're a dead man''. Having noticed that the weapon is fake... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Workshop

A teacher tells his wife: "Darling tomorrow I won't go to work" "Will you stay at home?"she asked "No, my dear.I will attend a workshop"he said "What?You are going to work at the shop?"intoned his wife "I'm neither going to work nor the shop but the WORKSHOP " he clarified Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Mountaineering

During the school holidays Michael and his son went out for mountaineering.When they reached there he asked his son: "This mountain is very dangerous to climb.Will you be able to go up?" 'Yes dad.But I 've a question"pointed out the boy 'What's that?'continued Michael 'Dad if you fall down on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 15, 2018

Boiat on the road

During the rainy season it was pouring so heavily that the roads were flooded with water making them impracticable.A driver who was stuck on the road called the traffic officer: "Sir, may I leave my car on the roadside and call a boat company?" "What are you out of your mind?"asked the cop "Look how... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

The cobbler

A woman left a pair of shoes for repair at the cobbler.He told her to collect it a after a few days.She returned after a week; ''Hi, are the shoes ready?"she asked ''Of course ma'am"he replied "Fine.Give t to me"she requested "Sorry ma'am.My wife found it so superb that she's wearing it for her... Sign in to see full entry.

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