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Friday, May 25, 2018

Watchman/Watchdog

In the class the teacher puts a question: "What is the difference between a watchman and a watchdog?" "There's mno difference because most of the time it's the watchdog who watches the watchman"replies the pupil. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

The clerk

A patient goes to the hospital on appointment.He hands over his card to the clerk who asks him to sit and wait for his turn.After half an hour feeling bored he goes to see the clerk: "Excuse me hasn't the doctor arrived yet?" "The doctor will be late"replied the clerk "Why?"aks the patient "Because... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 21, 2018

Ascot

Teacher:What is an ascot Pupil:The cot of an ass Teacher:Do you want a kick in your ass? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Spring rolls

A customer goes to the supermarket to buy Spring rolls.As he can't find it he asks the salesgirl: "Where are Spring rolls" ''Sorry Sir.It's out of stock" "When will it be available?,"continued the client. "We are still in summer.You'll have to wait till next spring" she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 18, 2018

Slip of the tongue

A father and his son are discussing about some family problems.Suddenly the son insults his father.The mother who is nearby listening to their altercation intervenes: "Is this the way to talk to elders?"she bursts out. "Sorry mom it is a slip of the tongue"he apologises "Show me your tongue",... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 17, 2018

kidnapping

A tramp walking on the street finds a kid lying on the bus stop.Thinking that the fellow has ran away from home he reports it to the police station: "What have you seen exactly?", asks the policeman "I saw a kid napping", he replies "And who were the kidnappers?,"continues the cop "No kidnappers at... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Half full/empty

During a mathematics class the teacher places a glass of water on the table and pours water in till it reaches half of the container.He asks Brian: "How is the glass?" "It's half full Sir,"he answers He then asks Brinda: ''Tell me what do you see about the glass?"' "It's half empty Sir, "she... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Bitter gourd

A woman talking to her daughter - in- law affirms: "During my pregnancy I conusmed a lot of bitter gourds with the idea that the baby borns with a fair complexion.But my son has become bitter" "That explains his character.Instead you should have eaten sweet potatoes";exclaims the daughter- in- law Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 14, 2018

Kidnap

An affluent man has a son who is a drug addict.A few evil persons who want to extort money from the rich man kidnap the son.The leader phones his father: "We want $ 100000 or else you will get the corpse of your son' "Oh! you are doing a great favour to me.Do whatever you like.I will not give you a... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Heroin

A young woman arrives at the airport.The customs officer checks her bag.He finds a weird substance: ''What' s this?' 'It's heroin"she replied "For whom is it?'continued the officer "It's for my hero"pointed out the woman "So, the heroine is carrying heroin for the hero'concluded the customs officer Sign in to see full entry.

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