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Thursday, February 8, 2018

Rose

On the occasion of Valentine's Day a lover offered a rose to his girlfriend Rose: 'Thank you darling.Sometimes I hope my life will really be a bed of roses with you,"said Rose. "Of course sweetheart.However bear in mind there is no Rose without thorn,"he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Ghost

A woman who was sleeping near her husband during the day suddenly woke up with a jerk: "What's the matter darling.You nearly jumped out of bed"asked her husband. "I saw a ghost in front of me.Maybe it's a night mare "she explained. "Nightmare during the day?'wondered her husband "I think the ghost... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Air police

An plane which was flying to America was hijacked by terrorists.Everybody was horrified except a kid called Jatin: "Be careful my son.These cruel people can attack you"warned his mother "Mom can you give me your phone?'he asked "What will you do with it?"she questioned "To inform the air... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 5, 2018

Prenup Honeymoon

A couple who live in cohabitation decides to enter the wedlock: "Darling where are we going for our honeymoon?"asked the woman "Sweetheart we've already had our honeymoon.Now it's just holidays"replied the man Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 3, 2018

Time bomb

A terrorist who attempted to explode the Lok Sabha placed a time bomb in the building.He watched the news but there was not any announcement about it.He was convoked by his boss: "Did you place the time bomb?" 'Of course, Chief" he intoned "Then why is the building still there?"continued his boss... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 2, 2018

From Leader to Dealer

The team leader of a health organisation was arrested by the Narcotics Bureau for drug trafficking: "What a contradiction.You are supposed to set good examples.But from leader now you have turned into a dealer"pronounced the public prosecutor. "Yes Sir.What I have achieved as dealer is ten times... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Greek calendar

The Prime minister of a country was invited to attend a conference in the US.A few days before he got a mail informing him that the conference was sent to Greek Kalends: "Oh no! I don't understand who decided to transfer the conference to Greece''wondered the secretary. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Permanent student

The students of a university were happy because they had got their degrees in different subjects.However there was one among them who was a permanent student as he failed all his exams; "All your friends have achieved their degrees.Now you will be left alone"remarked the rector. "No Sir.I'm not... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Woman on fire

A woman who was having an uncontrollable sexual impulsion called the fireman: "Hello, fireman come immediately.I'm burning". Rushing to the woman's place the fireman arrived breathless.He apologised: "Sorry ma'am.I've forgotten my fire extinguisher" "Oh no!.Search well in your zip.Is it screwable?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

Magic wand

After one year Prime ministership the leader of the government was being interviewed about his achievements: "Mr the PM.,you have enumerated certain positive measures taken during the year.But there are so many negative aspects also"pointed out a journalist "I agree with you but I don't have a magic... Sign in to see full entry.

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