Food is more important to me than air

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

ON/OFF

Two political leaders are negotiating a pre electoral coalition.However, despite several efforts on both sides they fail to concretise the deal.At times the ne gotiations are on and sometimes off. ''Both leaders are like the electrical switch.ON/OFF."declares a supporter. "But what will happen if... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Airbus

A traveler goes to a travel agency: '' Can you book a ticket for New York please?'' '' Sure Sir.Do you want to go by airbus?'' ''Airbus?I've never been in it.I'm a little confused.Does it stop at the stations like the bus/'' he asks the agent "No.There are air stations" replies the agent Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 28, 2019

Driver

A father advises his jobless son: 'Why don't you go to a driving school to learn driving?When you obtain your license you can get a job as driver'' "No, I don't like it" he replies "What's not good with it?"asks his dad "If I become a driver I'll be locked in the PC'' he emphasises Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 27, 2019

No credit-Cash only

With a view to reinforce the level of education the Ministry of Education implements that only candidates with credits in five subjects will be admitted in Lower VI class. A student with only 3 credits want to be promoted in the higher class: "You need two more credits''maintains the rector "No... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 25, 2019

Opportunities are like eggs

A medical student is offered a scholarship to study abroad but he rejects it: "Why don't you accept it?Opportunities are like eggs.They come one at a time'' the chancellor tells him. ''What if the eggs are rotten?"replies the student Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

Breaking the ancestral tradition

In family where all the ancestors are famous to have failed their exams a candidate sits for his diploma in Business Administration.He comes out with flying colours.His father is not happy: "My son you deserve a punishment for that" "'Why?Instead of congratulating me you want to punish me... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Scholarship

Teacher:"Donald can you tell the class the meaning of the word scholarship?" Donald:'A scholar in a ship Sir" Teacher: "If you reason like that you'll never get a scholarship" Donald:"You are right.I'm neither a scholar nor do I have a ship" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

The Moon

On seeing the moon every night from his window a little boy tells himself: "I'll reach there one day" He studies hard to become a great scientist.Finally his dream realises when he is selected by the NASA for a lunar mission.While proceeding on his journey he asks his mate: "Where are we going?I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 21, 2019

The lighter

Julian's father sees him playing with a box of matches: "How many times should I tell you to stop playing with that?'' 'Dad instead of repeating the same thing everytime give me a lighter"suggests Julian Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 18, 2019

The ruler

A new student joins the school.On his very first day he's convoked by the discipline master: "Hi, welcome.I'm the discipline master.I hope you will adapt easily to the rules and regulations of the school"he begins "'So, if I'm not mistaken you are the ruler here'"states the student. "Yes my boy.And... Sign in to see full entry.

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