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Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Baldness

A dermatologist is givng a speech on baldness.He is analysing the various causes of bare head. '"So, my friends it's not good to be bald" he concludes ''But there is a big benefit"contradicts a bald man ""Will you please tell us?"states the doctor "Dr you save money by not going to the barber''... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Wedding

Little Lucas tells his father 'Dad when I'm grown up i'll marry your mother" "Why is it so?''asks his father. "'Because you had married my mother without asking me'' says Lucas Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 3, 2018

The thief

A thief enters into the house.He steals the TV,jewellery and money.When he is on the point of leaving he hears a child's voice telling him: "Sir, can you carry away my school report also?'' Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Hi

During a routine check a police officer stopped a car.Seeing a short woman driving he asks her: "How high are you?" "No officer it's Hi how are you?"rectifies the woman Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 4, 2018

TV operator

Long ago when only a few people possessed TV sets many village halls were provided with a television for entertainment.It was under the responsibility of the TV operator. One day a crowd was gathered in a village hall to watch TV but the operator was absent: "Call a doctor to operate the TV" shouted... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 3, 2018

Get well soon!

A schoolboy who was sick was taken to the doctor.After examination and prescription of medication the medical officer tells him; "Get well soon my boy!" "But I don't want to"replies the boy ''What?You want to remain ill'asks the doctor ''Yes because I don't like going to school"replies the lad Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 1, 2018

Disco Eyes

A boy is suffering from conjunctivitis: "Why are your eyes red?"asks his friend. 'I went to the disco last night"he replies 'So, you are having disco eyes"concludes his pal Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Necktie

The boss of a company tells his manager; ''Why don't you wear a tie on duty?" "Because I'm a free man.I don't like to tie my neck"he replies. ''Ok.Let me set you free from the job also''intones the manager Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 28, 2018

Newspaper

A man is reading his newspaper in the train.After a few minutes he falls asleep.On waking up he can't find it: 'Have you seen a newspaper around?' he asks a nearby passenger "I've seen a paper but without any news in it"replies the passenger. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 27, 2018

The tailor

A man goes to the tailor; '' I want you to sew a coat for me"he tells him. ''Of course.Let me see your cloth" After measuring the cloth the tailor exclaims: 'The cloth is insufficient.I will have to cut the coat according to your cloth" Sign in to see full entry.

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