Keep an eye
À woman puts milk to boil and goes to take a bath.She tells her husband who has only one eye: "Darling keep an eye on the milk'' "But mydear wife if I keep my only eye on the milk how will I see?"he replies ' Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, March 25, 2019
Friday, March 22, 2019
Keep a watch
A family hires the services of ahome nurse to look after a patient.One day when the father of the patient enters the room he finds the latter alone.Immediately he calls for the nurse and scolds her: "You're beind paid to keep a watch on my daughter.Why is she unattended?'' "Sorry Sir, I went to the... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Type of leave
An employee goes to the boss's office early in the morning: "Sir, may I have a half day emergency leave?" he says "OK.Go to your worksite.I'll call you later''replies the boss After five minutes the boss calls" 'I'm afraid you can't be released" "But why?''asks the employee "All your leaves are... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, March 18, 2019
Gas
On a Sunday a couple decides to cook a special menu.The wife is busy in the kitchen preparing the ingredients.She puts the recipient on the gas cooker.Now the husband is hungry and waiting impatiently for the food to be ready.But it is taking too much time: "Much gas is being utilised for the... Sign in to see full entry.
Gas
On a Sunday a couple decides to cook a special menu.The wife is busy in the kitchen preparing the ingredients.She puts the recipient on the gas cooker.Now the husband is hungry and waiting impatiently for the food to be ready.But it is taking too much time: "Much gas is being utilised for the... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 17, 2019
Iceland
A businessman proposes to open a refrigeration company in Iceland.He goes to a business facilitator: "I advise you to open it elsewhere"he suggests 'But why?"sks the businessman 'Here the country itself is a refrigerator"explains the facilitator ' '" ' Sign in to see full entry.
Iceland
A businessman proposes to open a refrigeration company in Iceland.He goes to a business facilitator: "I advise you to open it elsewhere"he suggests 'But why?"sks the businessman 'Here the country itself is a refrigerator"explains the facilitator ' '" ' Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 15, 2019
Second hand
A client goes to a car company: "Yes Sir, how may I help you?''asks the salesman ''I'm looking for a car with good capacity'' "Do you want a new one or second hand?"continues the salesman "'Second hand? I need a car not a watch?"remarks the client Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
The lottery winner
A p.poor man wins the lottery jackpot.Before that no relatives or friends were coming to visit him or assist him financially.Now every day there are people coming to see him.Fed up of this imbroglio one day he asks a relative: "Sorry what brings you here?'' 'Á relative in need is a relative indeed"... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, March 11, 2019
The crown
A mother takes her little girl to the dentist as her teeth have grown irregularly: "I will put a crown all around the teeth to correct the unevenness"the dentist tells mom. "I don't want it around the teeth" protests the girl ''But where should I put it?"asks the dentist "'On my head because I want... Sign in to see full entry.