Food is more important to me than air

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Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Island vaacation

A couple is celebrating their 30 years of marriage.A friend asks the husband about what gift is he offering to the wife; "We are going on vacation to a desert island''he replies. "And for 50 years?"continues the chap "I'will bring her back'' brings out the husband Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Baby bond

During a political meeting the leader of a party announces: "II we win the next general elections I will introduce a baby bond for the newborn'' "Will it be retroactive?''questions a member in the crowd accompanied by ten children Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 4, 2019

Surprise party

A couple was married since five years.The wife decides to give a surprise party.Everything is finely tuned and prepared.On the great day as soon as the husband returns home she brings the cake exclaiming: "Happy wedding anniversary to us darling" "'Oh really!.So, it's been five years I'm living with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Hotel/brothel

A traveller who is going abroad on holidays books a hotel.But on arriving at his destination he finds himself in a brothel.Immediately he calls his travel agency: ''What nonsense is this?I have paid for a hotel.Why am I in such a filthy place?' he grumbles. '"Sorry Sir.I know you are furious because... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 26, 2019

Chewing gum

A fellow who is fond of chewing gum has developed the bad habit to eat it any where.He is almost addict to it.One day he is in an important meeting eating his chewing gum.On seeing this the boss reprimands him: "Will you stop chewing that rubbish?If you continue like this one day you will end up... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 25, 2019

Stars

At night a little boy is watching stars in the company of his father.After a few minutes he asks his dad: "Do the stars remain awake thw whole night?" "Of course my son they are on duty'' Dad tells him. "But where are they during the day?" continues the boy. ''Oh! They are tired in the morning.So... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Lighter

A smoker goes into a shop: "I want a lighter please" The shop assistant hands over a big lighter to him: "Sorry can you give me another one?'' he tells the assistant "Why? Don't you like this?'' asks the shopkeeper ''It's too heavy to carry'.Give me a lighter one" he protests "' So you need a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Air stations

A passenger is travelling by plane for the first time.Having flown for a few hours the airbus enters a zone of turbulences.Feeling uncomfortable he calls the hostess: "Sorry Ma'am.I want to get off.When are we reaching the first air station?"''he asks "Don't worry Sir.Relax.For the plane there are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 19, 2019

E-Books

During a seminar on English Language a linguist is giving a speech on how students write the language badly: "'Students can't write properly because they don't read books nowadays''he affirms "Excuse me Sir", interrupts a student" We read them but on the PC" "How do you do that?" asks the linguist... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Watching TV

A boy is fond of watching TV.But one day the television got a breakdown and is out of order.However, he continues to sit in the TV room: "What are you doing here?" sks his mother. "I'm watching TV" he replies. "But it's not playing"she tells him. "But the TV is still here" he maintains Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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