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Monday, July 24, 2017

The rose

An elderly couple was invited for dinner to another couple's house.After dining the women went to the kitchen.The gentlemen were chatting: "Last night we went to a nice restaurant.In fact I would recommend it to you"said the first one. ''What's the name of the place?'asked the second one. ''Oh! it's... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Swimming against the current

During a recession period the Minster of Finance of China implemented several unpopular measures to improve the economic situation. The next day a journalist wrote: '' Our minister is swimming against the current" After a few days he was convoked to the minister's office: "Why do you say that I swim... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

2 in 1

A couple went to the movies: ''I want two tickets on the balcony'' asked the man ''Sorry only one ticket is left Sir'' informed the receptionist "Just too good because we need only one ticket'' said the guy ''But where will your girlfriend sit?"asked the receptionist ''Two in one.She'll be on my... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Write down

The boss tells his secretary to write a letter for him: "Write down'' he begins She writes' down' "Why did you write only down?''asked the boss ''But Sir, you told me to write the word' down'" she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Career

During the last school day the teacher asked every pupil what profession he will choose as career: '' Sir, I want to be a dermatalogist'' said Romy "Why do you choose it?"asked the teacher ''Because skin diseases never get cured"replied Romy ''What's the idea behind it?" questioned the teacher. "It... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 17, 2017

The phone call

There are many members of a gym exrecising when suddenly a phone rings.A man picks it up" ''Honey it's me' said a female voice ''Yes sugar'' he replied '' Can we go cruising to night?'' she continued ''Of course darling.Book the tickets now'' he ordered ''OK.Thank you honey'' she finished After... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 16, 2017

The cat

One of his friends asked Tim: ''Is your cat a male or female?'' "Male" he replied ''How do you know that?'questioned his pal ''Because it was running after a she cat'' explained Tim Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Pious lion

A man was walking in a park when suddenly he saw a lion which had not eaten for many days.Immediately it started to chase the man.As his heart was in his boots he ran as fast as possible: ''Oh lord1 turn this lion into a Chrisian'' he prayed On turning back he saw the animal kneel down and praying:... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

The new house

Alicia who has just bought a new house goes to the attic.She finds a magic lamp.Remembering Aladdin she says;"I will rub it" Now it 's a miracle.A jinn comes out and tells her: ''I'm a second class jinn.You can ask only one wish'' ''Well, my dearest wish is that I don't want my husband to know about... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Golf

After honeymoon a wife tells her husband who liked to play golf: "I think you must stop playing golf now.You can start by selling your golf clubs'' ''Why?" he asked "Because now I will play with your golf balls" replied the woman Sign in to see full entry.

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