Food is more important to me than air

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Saturday, February 16, 2019

A piar of slippers

When people go to pray at the temple usually they must remove their shoes or slippers.One day a beggar arrives bare feet.As he had walked a long distance his feet are dirty: "Don't enter.You will soil the floor''orders the priest "But I also want to pray"insists the beggar "What will you ask... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 15, 2019

Car/cart

A tourist rents a car for traveling around the country. But after a few days the vehicle is damaged with multiple scratches all over and the body is in a dilapidated state.When he returns the car the director tells him: "I'm forfeiting your deposit.I gave you a car but you are returning a cart"' Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Soft drink

A patient goes to the hospital: "Good morning.May I help you?" asks the nurse "I've got a head injury"he replies "How did it happen?'' continues the nurse "I've been hit hard with a Pepsi can'' he tells her "But how did a soft drink hurt you?"she points out. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Waterworld

During a conference on water scarcity the representative of the FAO announces: "'It has been predicted that gradually water will become scarce all over the world whereby the population will face severe droughts" "So what measures do you preconise to relieve the world inhabitants?"asks the secretary... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 11, 2019

Winners Supermarket

A consumer goes to a supermarket called Winners and buys an article.On reaching home his wife asks him the price: "Oh darling you've been duped.I've seen that it is cheaper in another shop'' his wife says ''Oh no! We have been losers at Winners"'he exclaims. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 8, 2019

Elephants

Why elephants don't have computers? Because they are afraid of the mouse. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Phone

During a conference the organiser strictly appeals to all participants to switch off their mobile phones to avoid any disturbance.But no sooner does the conference begins a ringing tone is audible in the room: ''Who's that?Didn't you switch off your phone?"grumbles the organiser "Sorry Sir but it's... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 4, 2019

Heart brake

It's not easy for two lovers who are deeply in love to separate themselves.But sometimes it happens due to unforseen circumstances. A sociologist asks them: "Why are you putting an end to such a well established relationship?"' "Our hearts are tired.They need a brake" replies the female partner "'So... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

ON/OFF

Two political leaders are negotiating a pre electoral coalition.However, despite several efforts on both sides they fail to concretise the deal.At times the ne gotiations are on and sometimes off. ''Both leaders are like the electrical switch.ON/OFF."declares a supporter. "But what will happen if... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Airbus

A traveler goes to a travel agency: '' Can you book a ticket for New York please?'' '' Sure Sir.Do you want to go by airbus?'' ''Airbus?I've never been in it.I'm a little confused.Does it stop at the stations like the bus/'' he asks the agent "No.There are air stations" replies the agent Sign in to see full entry.

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