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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Lipstick

''Mom why do you apply lipstick?''asked a little boy ''So that I can look beautiful'' replied his mother ''This means you are ugly without it''popinted out the kid Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

New watch

A person who was a little silly bought a new watch: ''Are you sure both the minute and hour hands will run for ever?''he asked the seller ''Of course'' replied the vendor ''What will happen if any of them stops?'' he insisted ''Well it might be sleeping for a while.Just throw a glass of cold water... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Free car park

A lady went to the supermarket and left her superb limousine at the parking.When she came back after a few hours there were many curious people watching her car: ''Excuse me ma'am, you parked your car here but you were out of the building premises'' remarked the security officer. ''Just see around... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 31, 2017

Bicycle fall

Jeremy, who was riding a bicycle in the company of his father suddenly fell down.He started to cry: ''Look there's a coin under you'' said his father. Jeremy stopped crying immediately and asked his father: ''Where is it dad?'' '' I was just kidding to make you stop crying'' replied dad Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Who is the eldest

Three old women are discussing about how they are getting ''I look for the keys everywhere until finally I find them in my hands'' said the first one ''Whenever the sun shines I don't know if is morning or evening'' added the second one ''Thank God I don't have these problems, knock the wood.''I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Chocolates

Stevie wanted to eat chocolate: ''Open the refrigerator,you'll find chocolates there'' said his mother But he found only one there. ''I want another one'' he told her After thinking for a few minutes his mother put him in front of the mirror saying: '' Look there.There is another one.Take it my son Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Talking eggs

Two eggs are being fried in a pan: ''It's extremely hot here'' says one egg ''Don't worry.I'll insist to put an air con in the pan next time''replied the other one Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 27, 2017

Brake failure

Two blonds are going in a car.Suddenly the driver exclaimed: ''The brake has failed'' ''It's not serious.There is a stop at the end of the road''reassured the other one Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

The lion's share

In a deep forest a few hounds were hunting for food. They caught many preys for dinner.All of them put their catch together.Now it was time to share the food: ''I want the lion's share'' insisted one hound. A lion which was in the vicinity heard their conversation: ''If you want my share what will... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Assocaition of beggars

A beggar is asking for alms: ''Please give me something to eat.I have been starving since three days'' ''Sorry my friend.You have knocked at the wrong door.I'm also in the same boat ''he replied '' OK.Then join me We''ll beg together.We will be stronger if we create an assocaition'' proposed the... Sign in to see full entry.

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