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Saturday, September 16, 2017

The Centenary

In a remote village there was an old woman who had lived for 100 years.As it is a very rare event it was celebrated with great pomp.The Minister of Family was invited to attend the birthday party: "What's the secret behind such a long life?"asked the minister "Well, my dear there's nothing... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

The new frock

A husband accompanied his wife to a clothing store.She was in the change cabin trying a new frock.Half hour after having tried several dresses she reappeared.Her husband tells her: "This one fits you perfectly.It's magnificent, buy it!'' "But it's the one I was wearing on arriving here"she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Polygamy

A man who had married twice was sued for polygamy: "Most men can't manage with even one woman.How come you live with two wives?",asked the magistrate. "I spend the day with one wife and the night with the other woman", replied the accused "And what happens if both of them need you at the same... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Metro/Retro

To solve the transport problems in Mauritius the government decided to introduce the metro system in the country and borrowed huge sums of money from India to implement the new project. However, due to waves of protests from the citizens and innumerable obstacles the project was abandoned. "What's... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Christ II

A patient who was admitted in a psychiatric hospital with schizophrenia is being examined by the doctor: " What's your name?" began the psychiatric. "I'm Jesus Christ. I'm here to cure all the patients in this ward"he replied "But Jesus has already been crucified"continued the psychiatrist. "I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

The Gardener

A woman was looking for a gardener.She put an ads in the paper.Finally she found a person with a good profile.She interviewed him: " I need a good gardener to take care of my small garden.How long have you been gardening?" "Well, ma'am I've ten years experience in that field.With my acquired... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Island of Paradise

Attracted by its beautiful beaches a tourist flew to Mauritius.One day he went to the seaside and was marveled by the turquoise water and golden sand: "Mark Twain was right.God created Mauritius then made paradise" he told his wife. "How do you know?Only after seeing the Garden of Eden you can make... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 4, 2017

History of America

In a geography class the teacher asked William a question: "Who discovered USA?' But as he could not answer William fainted. After a few minutes he got up. "Have you recovered?"asked the teacher "Now I'm alright Sir"he replied "Do you know the answer?"continued the teacher "Yes Sir.America was never... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Pen friend

Previously when Internet did not exist many youngsters were communicating by writing letters through pen-friends. A young dandy,Bob was talking about his pen friend to his friend: "Ive got a pen friend from USA.They have achieved great developments in all fields" "Oh! Have you imported the pen from... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Carrots

A man who was having myopia went to the optician: "How may I help you?'',asked the optician "I can't see from far",replied the guy "Eat as many carrots as you can",advised the optician "How can it cure my eyes?",questioned the fellow "Have you seen a rabbit with glasses?",asked the optician Sign in to see full entry.

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