Food is more important to me than air

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Saturday, March 9, 2019

The wooden tool

A lumberjack who had a chainsaw mishap lost his manhood.Stressed and depressed he managed to fabricate one with wood.Now, his wife was happy.She put on her sexy attire.Steamy and hot, with passion and friction he gave it all.But the wooden tool caught fire. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Star Witness

A criminal who has committed a heinous crime is arrested by the police.However, due to lack of solid evidence he cannot be sentenced.He does not know that the police has a star witness in the case. "Your Honour next time we will bring a star witness in the court''affirms the Prosecutor. "Star... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 1, 2019

The radish

A senior citizen who is widowed finds a young girl to marry..One of his friends in the same age group questions him: "Look at your hair.It's white and you have chosen a younger partner.Don't you find it odd?'' "Not at all.Have you seen a radish?.The tail is white but the head is green" replies the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 28, 2019

The soldier

A soldier who is about to get married needs to fight a battle against terrorists.The army comes out victorious.His friend pulls his leg: "Captain you've won this battle but what about the other one which awaits you?"" "Which battle are you talking?''aks the captain. "'Your wedding'' replies his... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Stars

A little boy is admiring the stars in the sky at night.The next day he asks his father: "Dad why don't we see stars during the day?'' Not knowing what to say the father kept silent.After a few minutes: "They illuminate the sky the whole night.In the morning the batteries are depleted.So, during the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 25, 2019

Noah's Ark

Due to climatic changes a country is severely affected by heavy rainfall with the consequences of falsh floods.Inspired by the Ark of Noah a group of people living in the desert assemble to build a ship in case of inundation. Seeing this a passerby asks: "Is this ship a reincarnation of Noah's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 22, 2019

Food 4 thought

During a seminar on violence at school the psychologist counsels on how to avoid such complex situations. It's almost lunch when she finishes.She asks a student: ''Have you learnt how to cope with violence?" "'Yes ma'ám.It has given me food for thought"replies the student "I'm pleased with your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

The Nightingale

A bird watcher who likes to admire nightingales at night is disappointed as due to a storm the birds remain in their nests.In the morning when she wakes up her father asks her: "Did you spend a good night my dear?'' "Not really."she answers "Why?Did'nt you sleep'?'' ''No I could not watch the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

The rope

A fat desperate woman who was ditched by her companion was fed up of life.She makes up her mind to commit suicide.But while she hangs herself the rope is not strong enough to bear her weight and breaks.She falls down.She is seen by the psychiatrist: "You must do dieting to reduce your weight so that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 18, 2019

Night mare

A boy goes to the races'He enjoys seeing the horses speeding.But when he is sleeping at night he dreams that a horse is attacking him.He yells in his sleep.His father rushes in: ''Is there anything wrong my son?" "Dad I saw a horse fighting with me'' he replies "It was not a horse.A night mare"... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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