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Friday, December 28, 2012

What time is it?

Once a chap went on a long drive at night. Unfortunately, his car had a breakdown and he was not aware at what time it happened. He informed his friend who lived in the vicinity. On reaching at the friend's place he was searching for a clock but there was none. He asked'' What time is it?'' '' Put... Sign in to see full entry.

master and servant

A person was employed as servant in a big mansion. His job consisted of looking after the master round the clock. At night when the employer was in bed the servant had to sit on a chair during the whole night. Another worker who saw what was happening rebuked the fellow. '' Hey you lout. Why don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

The consequences of abuse

While they were having dinner in a romantic atmosphere at a nice restaurant Bill proposed to Joana. '' May I have the pleasure to ask for your hand?'' he voiced out. '' Indeed, I am amazed'' replied Joana who did not expect this proposal from her boyfriend. Two years had elapsed since they have been... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Mighty Caesar

A young couple was on honeymoon in a luxurious hotel. The woman was impressed by the size of her husband's sex. '' What a mighty Caesar'' she exclaimed '' I come here to bury Caesar, not to praise him'' the fellow answered vainly. After intercourse the man was no longer erect. '' i did not know that... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

cockroach

It was lunch time. A client entered in a restaurant and cast a glance on the menu card. After a few minutes he called the waiter. '' I want a lobster dish'' he said. After a quarter hour the waiter appeared with the order. As soon as the chap started eating his attention was focused on something... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Camel and drunkard

Once a drunkard was travelling in the Sahara desert. As it was extremely hot he felt thirsty. Suddenly he saw a camel in the opposite direction. Feeling relieved he asked the dromedary for some water to quench his thirst '' I am very thirsty. May I have some water from you please'' he expressed. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

She- dog looking for puppies

Maternal love is an instinctive quality in all creatures. It is of paramount importance for the proper up bringing of a child. Without it there is failure to thrive as far as children are concerned. In fact, the first educator of the kid is his mother. As rightly emphasised by Linda de Souza in her... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

You and I

You and I met for the first time. When everything was sublime. Both of us enjoyed youth in its full bloom We were unaware about the imminent gloom Initially the contacts were limited to friendship Gradually it took the form of a different relationship. Seeds of love paved their way in life.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

lose your life

An eminent professor whose hobby was fishing went on board in the company of a few fishermen. He asked one of the seaman'' Have you heard about oceanography?'' ' 'No'' he replied Professor'' So you have lost one quarter in your life'' The professor then questioned the other chap. '' Do you know what... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Lotto wins at the end.

Lotto game has been introduced in Mauritius since 2009. Many gamblers have been lucky enough to have won astronomical sums after forecasting the exact numbers. However, last year an event occurred in the annals of lotto which will be remembered for ever. It is funny and sad at the same time.... Sign in to see full entry.

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