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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

The latest gadget

Three men are going in a lift; a French, a Japanese and an American.The Japanese took out a cell phone and exhibited it in front of the others. The American wants to surpass the others and removed his computer which was the size of a calculator. Now the French was perplexed.He also wanted to be... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 23, 2013

Hot dogs

A guy entered into a restaurant and asked the waiter; '' Do you have hot dogs?'' '' Of course, Sir'' answered the waiter. '' Serve it to me'' the client ordered. After a few minutes the waiter arrived with the order. Immediately, the fellow grabbed the hot dogs but put them back in the plate. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 20, 2013

The Bangles

An arrogant man loved a beautiful girl secretly but prevented by his vanity he could not express his passion for her. One day the bangles of the girl were broken. So, an idea flashed into his mind. He bought a dozen of new bangles and laid them in the girl's room. She was surprised and eager to know... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

The cinema ticket

A woman went to the movies. She bought a ticket at the counter. After a minute she returns and asks for another one. A few moments later she comes back and buys another ticket. The cashier questioned her: '' I don't understand. I have already sold three tickets to you and you want more?''' '' I know... Sign in to see full entry.

The car

Once a person went to the soothsayer to know what was reserved for him in life. '' Well, there is bad news for you Sir. I see that you will die in a car accident to- morrow at noon. Be careful'' predicted the soothsayer. The next day the man stayed at home. But due to an emergency he had to go out.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The rabbit & the chicken

Once, a rabbit and a chicken were roaming on the road. Suddenly, they saw a box. Upon opening it they found a piece of diamond inside. Now how will they share it? It was decided that each one should punch the other on the jaw. The animal which lost less teeth would get the greater share. '' Come on... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

No weeping

Whenever there is a wedding in a traditional family the bride's mother is accustomed to weeping on the departure of the girl. During the marriage of the elder daughter, her mother being emotional started to cry. '' Stop shedding tears mother or else nothing will be left for me'' rebuked the smaller... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

The sausages

A man was bestowed three gifts by God. Being a fond eater of sausages,immediately he asked for his favourite dish. Now the kitchen was filled with sausages. His wife stepped inside and was startled. '' Where do these things come from?'' she questioned. '' They are God given. He has granted me three... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 13, 2013

The horse

A house was ablaze. The owner, who had a horse jumped on the animal and left the sinister zone immediately. After having galloped a certain distance, the horse said: '' Sir, I'm tired. Now it's your turn to carry me on your back'' '' You want tit for tat. Can't you see my legs are plastered? How... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

No vacancy

The I LO organized an international conference whereby many countries participated and expressed their opinions about unemployment. One representative voiced his views on employment in his country. '' In my country the rate of unemployment is very high. The situation can be resumed as such- apply... Sign in to see full entry.

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