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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

The two parrots

A man buys two parrots, one red and one green. One day they fly away and land on a tree. The man requests his neighbour to go and recuperate them. But the latter comes back only with only the red one. '' Hey, where is the green one?'' asked the man. '' I've not picked it up because it's not yet... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Little brother

Fabian who is six years old enjoys himself while touching the abdomen of his mother to feel if his future small brother is moving inside. One day he was stupefied: ''Why ain't he moving?'' he questioned '' But he must sleep'' suggested his mom '' So'', said Fabian'', is there a bed also in the small... Sign in to see full entry.

The right husband

During a conversation between two women about the selection of husband,the following information was gathered. Jenica is married to a doctor while the other one, Jennifer is looking for a husband. Through her personal experience Jenica tells her friend: '' Never marry a drunkard'' '' I know but why... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Scotch

A man who was drunk entered into a library without knowing where he was. '' Give me a scotch on the rocks please'' he howled '' But Sir you are mistaken. You're in the library here'' reminded the secretary. '' Oh. Sorry Ma'am. Give me a scotch on the books then'' he murmured. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Dust

'' Mother, Mother, is it true that when we die we transform into dust'' asked Ted '' Yes my darling!'' replied his mother. The boy went into his room and returned after a few minutes: '' Mother'' he cried '' What's that?'' inquired his mom '' There is so much dust under my bed. It means many people... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Silence

A man who was just married met his old friend. '' So, how is your married life? I hope you're happy'' observed his friend. '' It's not so good. my wife quarrels with me constantly. I don't know what to do'' replied the man '' It's so simple. As soon as you reach home tell her to put a sip of tea in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Lotto

A woman checks the lotto results and discovers that she has all the six correct numbers. Ecstatic, she screamed through the window to her husband who was on the other side of the road: '' Darling hurry up. we've won the lotto'' The man, leaping with joy crossed the road and was knoced down by a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 3, 2014

After death

After fifty years' of wedding the gentleman passed away. Some time later the lady also departs from the world in turn. They meet in heaven and the wife rushes towards her husband saying; '' Oh! It's so nice to see you again'' ''Don't irritate me Theresa, the priest was very clear about this: ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The moon

Neil Armstrong returned to Earth from his mission to the moon. A journalist interviewed him on his arrival. '' Sir how do you feel after such an important trip?'' '' Really, I am disappointed. I was expecting to see something interesting''Armstrong replied. '' For example what?''continued the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Better than the mistress

Bill reaches home after school and tells his mother; ''Mom I'm better than our mistress'' ''Oh I see! why?'' inquired his mother '' The mistress is in the same class whereas I've moved to the next one'' justified Bill. '' Yeah but both of you are still in the same school'' giggled mom Sign in to see full entry.

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