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Thursday, June 4, 2015

Lies

An employee was regularly late at work: ''So?'' asked one day the boss, ''What have you invented today as justification?'' ''Well, I woke up at eight o'clock instead of seven.I asked my wife to accompany me to the station by car.She agreed.She was ready in ten minutes.But she skidded near the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 1, 2015

Footnote

During a commando operation a soldier wrote a note and dropped it at the foot of the lieutenant. '' What's that?'' asked the major ''It's just a footnote'' reassured the lieutenant. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Father's duties

A father wanted his son to marry the girl of his choice from an eminent family: Son: ''No I won't marry that girl'' Father:''Her father is emir of Quatar'' Son ''Ok then'' The father goes to meet the emir: ''I would like your daughter to be my son's wife'' Emir:''Never'' Father:'''My son is the CEO... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Difference

In a class the teacher was explaining the difference among several categories of persons: ''How can we recognise a doctor?'' ''He has his stethoscope around the neck'' ''How can you recognise a teacher?'' ''He has a piece of chalk in his hand'' ''And now can somebody tell me how will he know that a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

The search for peace .

Sometimes when man ponders over his existence he must be wondering if life is worth to be lived.We are becoming more and more exposed to various types of hazards every minute.With the advent of new technology and the modern way of living we should be morally and physically strong enough to confront... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Redistribution

A politician who was arrested for money laundering lost the general elections.Many millions of rupees concealed in vaults were discovered at his residence.During the next polls he returned on the political arena. His campaign was based as follows: ''Vote for me I will redistribute the millions among... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Buy one/ get one free

While shopping in the supermarket a buyer's attention was drawn on this sign board: ''Buy one/ get one free'' So he took the article and put it in his basket.On reaching the counter he was stopped by the cashier; ''Excuse me Sir.You have not paid for the item'' ''But according to the ads it's free... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Unemployment

In a country the new government who was trying to wipe out corruption started investigating many companies. Many enterprises had to close down thereby increasing unemployment as collateral damage.Consequently, one of the workers was suffering from a severe headache.One of his colleague told him: ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Going too far

During a conference on business management the manager asked; ''Do you know the difference between an employee and the boss?'' '' The boss depends on the employee for the success of the entreprise'' replied a worker. ''It's true but there is something more.When you do something without being asked... Sign in to see full entry.

Road safety

A policeman who was giving traffic signals saw a dog crossing the road on the pedestrian crossing.Then a person went on the other side without using the crosssing.Immediately he stopped him: '' I think the dog is more aware about road safety. Better learn from that animal'' he advised. Sign in to see full entry.

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