Friday, July 9, 2004
What's It's Gender?
If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example... Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to...
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Thursday, July 8, 2004
Classified Ads
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites ------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog ------------------- FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shephard, part stupid dog -------------------- GERMAN...
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Monday, June 21, 2004
I lost My Ass
This is a repost at the request of some of the writers here at Blogit. It is a true story. I have made a few changes because I had omitted a few things previously. I lost my ASS. Back in winter of 2000, we had purchased a ranch. My husband and I both grew up on ranches and had been around horses and...
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Thursday, June 17, 2004
Sweet Revenge
Sweet Revenge After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be...
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Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Things to Ponder - Thought for the Day
13. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway... 12. Life is sexually transmitted... 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die... 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich... 9. Give a person a...
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Friday, June 11, 2004
Rejected Hallmark Cards
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry 3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of...
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Thursday, June 10, 2004
Hell Hath no Fury
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of rage, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she...
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Wednesday, June 9, 2004
Got to Love Little Boys
To all those who have sons.....and those who don't..: ) Two young boys walked into their neighborhood pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight and half", the boy replied. The man...
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Monday, May 24, 2004
Same SEX Marriage
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Sunday, May 23, 2004
I lost my ASS --
This is a repost at the request of some of the writers here at Blogit. It is a true story. I have made a few changes because I had omitted a few things previously. I lost my ASS. Back in winter of 2000, we had purchased a ranch. My husband and I both grew up on ranches and had been around horses and...
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