Life Sucks--So Learn to Laugh: Rejected Hallmark Cards

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Friday, June 11, 2004

Rejected Hallmark Cards

1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry 3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Ever hear that "Laughter is the Best Medicine" You have if you read Reader's Digest. Life deals us enough stress and lows. We have to learn to laugh and smile. So lighten up and laugh. Post in this blog are things that I have collected over the years, jokes I have heard, sometimes true stories, e-mail from friends and family, or things that I have read on the Internet or in Magazines. The source will be submitted when available.
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