http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/Ever hear that "Laughter is the Best Medicine" You have if you read Reader's Digest. Life deals us enough stress and lows. We have to learn to laugh and smile. So lighten up and laugh. Post in this blog are things that I have collected over the years, jokes I have heard, sometimes true stories, e-mail from friends and family, or things that I have read on the Internet or in Magazines. The source will be submitted when available.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/636793Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims! Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off. Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? A: The turkey trot...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/636643A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one fresh enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Don't you have fresh turkeys?" The stock boy answered, "But they are all dead. Now how can I make them take a bath?" What did the mama turkey say to her...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/636545Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder....http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/636096A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer". The man then...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/635983Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away Johnny! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play." Johnny whimpers and says, "There’s...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/635855http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/533901Apparently, I'm not the first to ponder the origins of April Fools'. While researching this question, I stumbled across this poem: The first of April, some do say, Is set apart for All Fools' Day. But why the people call it so, Nor I, nor they themselves do know. But on this day are people sent...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/532659Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/527732#1 Is this possible? #2 #3 Are the purple lines straight or bent? #4 Do you see gray areas in between the squares? Now where did they come from? #5 You should see a man's face and also a word. Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the word begins with 'L' #6 This picture is not animated. Your...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/StrickGold7719/526084Its confirmed I have some really weird friends-- I got this in an email this morning from a friend of mine who knows how compulsive I am about GERMS and WASHING MY HANDS. I am a GERM FREAK and carry liquid hand sanitizer everywhere as well as when I travel I carry Disinfectant Wipes in my luggage...