Tuesday, April 1, 2008
April Fools
Apparently, I'm not the first to ponder the origins of April Fools'. While researching this question, I stumbled across this poem: The first of April, some do say, Is set apart for All Fools' Day. But why the people call it so, Nor I, nor they themselves do know. But on this day are people sent On...
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
Miss Bea
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat...
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Friday, March 7, 2008
Optical Illusions
#1 Is this possible? #2 #3 Are the purple lines straight or bent? #4 Do you see gray areas in between the squares? Now where did they come from? #5 You should see a man's face and also a word. Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the word begins with 'L' #6 This picture is not animated. Your...
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Friday, February 29, 2008
Fun Facts From Infection Control
Its confirmed I have some really weird friends-- I got this in an email this morning from a friend of mine who knows how compulsive I am about GERMS and WASHING MY HANDS. I am a GERM FREAK and carry liquid hand sanitizer everywhere as well as when I travel I carry Disinfectant Wipes in my luggage to...
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Politics
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Best Blonde Joke
M aybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working...
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
Top Ten Thoughts for 2008
These are courtesy of my friend Lanie's Email this morning: Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give...
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Idiot Sightings
THEY ARE EVERY WHERE! IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower....
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Monday, February 11, 2008
The Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!...bottles won't fit in printer!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on...
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Friday, February 8, 2008
Why Am I Married??????????????
WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." __________ A lady...
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