Trouble With Initials

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day, especially this time of year. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole-wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey... Sign in to see full entry.

A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the... Sign in to see full entry.

Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant compound, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for causing a commotion. The officer hauled them off to security for questioning. The supervisor in charge... Sign in to see full entry.

Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave." "Who?" "Dave Aronson. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to... Sign in to see full entry.

* I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the life of him could not understand why his computer would not turn on. * My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where... Sign in to see full entry.

The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer." One enterprising student replied: "You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of... Sign in to see full entry.

Heading out to the golf course today? Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore." "Why not?" "Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green." "That's quite possible." "Nope. Not when I had the ball in... Sign in to see full entry.

Nuggets of Wisdom from the Old Prospector 1. Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill. 2. Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. 3. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of... Sign in to see full entry.

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for: On a California freeway: Fine for Littering On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job In a New York jewellery store: Genuine Fauz Pearls In a Kansas City oculist's office: Broken lenses duplicated here... Sign in to see full entry.

A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down... Sign in to see full entry.